Jaz's Cultie of the Week
Yay Cammie!
I brought you some Victoria's Secret bras.
Cupcakes
And a place for our second honeymoon.
Wait, I'm confused, has Cam even been around? Is she only in the threads I'm not going to? Sneaky.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Well she was in the running quite a few times, I think she deserves recognition this week.
Hooray for Cammie! I come bearing gifts.
Norwegian style cardigan!
Norwegian style boots! (Actually, the site says they're called "bootees". I'm not sure what to think of that)
Aaand reindeer stew with bacon! (YUM)
Gratulerer!
You've told at least one amusing anecdote involving alcohol since I've been around. Flasks for every day of the week and then some spares for when you start losing them.
Yay!
And somebody should PM me what "baklava" is code for.
I believe Baklava has something to do with this:
Anyway Hooray for Chester and Cammie!
Oh Chester is awesome too. I read half his posts in cockey accent even though I've never met anyone who talks like that and I doubt he's from anywhere near there.
oh my gosh, thank you guys!
I'm still around, I just am incredibly busy with class and haven't posted as much as I should.
I love all of y'all a ton. I LOVE ALL OF THOSE FLASKS, AND FLOWERS, AND BRAS, AND KNITTED THINGS, AND WHATEVER DELICIOUS FOOD THAT WAS. and...baklava. (I will never fucking live that down.)
I'm just so emotional right now. if I could, I'd come over to all of yer houses and make gumbo.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Bonus: a present for Milo
Who has two thumbs, a beautiful smile, and is...
Cultie of the Week!?
Cammie!
There's so much awesome I don't know where to start.
I forgot this thread existed, but completely support this recent development.
She has exceptional eyebrows.
Back with more praises later :3
Yay for Chester and Cammie!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Cammie is beautiful! Cam, you should celebrate by modeling one of those bras in the dress down thread. The morning stretch and yawn thingy. You crazy pretty girl, you.
How is your wife? Can't wait for the bachelor party. So you need a prize...something to make you giggle? Okay:
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
YAYYYY CAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
do these gifts look familiar? haha
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
do these gifts look familiar? haha
yes! happy secret santa gifts!
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
sorry I'm super late this week but I didn't forget about cultie of the week
This week it's
North or South (depending on how you see this cultie)
Nightrious Dakota!
Also known as Jack's Username, this relatively young cultie loooovveeess twilight, group sex, and being sober. Who am I kidding? Delaware has been a good sport, he's given flash chat a new excitement with his talks of alcohol and avoiding swinger parties in his own home. To congratulate him you should all recommend him a good vampire novel.
Congratulations dude!
I got you some ear plugs
A pool to keep in your room
and some bookmarks
YAY Jackyboy!
I was going to get you some really awesome bookmarks but Jaz stole my thunder. 
I like Jack. I like Dakota. I like D.T. and D.T.T.
Shit, I like this boy, damnit. I'm takin' him under my featherless wing-nut.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
I don't really know that guy.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
This week I want to talk about
Cultie of the Week
NightriousScribblingDes!
This picture above is how I remember first encountering Melody here at the cult. She was one of the few culties I had a hard time figuring out but I've gotten to know her a little better this past year and have mad respect for her drawing chops. This girl loves her beer and won't take shit from nobody. She was the original queen of side boob in Dress Down thread, can draw a mean portrait, and I think you should all show her some love.
Congratulations Des!
Here are some gifts
A frame for a picture of your cat
A beer holster
And smurfing pencils
Wow, she's really pretty for being so mean. Who'da thunk?!?
why is this guy still here?
www.triplebeard.com
http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
Nowhere else to go. You're stuck with me.
Everyone's pretty here.
Definitely not mean, simply blunt.
As far as culties go, Melody is a pretty cool one. Like this but better.
I also think she needs another bookshelf.
no one in the nine years ive been kicking around here, has ever pissed off so many people so quickly. i really dont understand why you would stay somewhere you obviously arent liked.
www.triplebeard.com
http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
Go fight somewhere else, this thread is about Melody now.
I always found her to be very intimidating when I was a scared little newbie, because she's very straight forward. However, Melody is awesome. 
Here is a cat enjoying snow.
I like Melody.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Melody reminds me a bit of the old cultist Alene - in looks and personality. She can sometimes come across as a bit cold, but I respect that she always speaks her mind...and that she reads a lot!
I like Melody--especially because she is not afraid to say what she thinks.
Awe, thanks guys!
I'm almost blushing!
I like y'all too. Except the new guy, I don't like him.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Definitely.
Except Alene never sent me an awesome cigar box. <3 Melody!
Melody is pretty awesome. I'd like to drink with her.
I must say, I am fun to drink with.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
no one in the nine years ive been kicking around here, has ever pissed off so many people so quickly. i really dont understand why you would stay somewhere you obviously arent liked.
Fucking loser.
Has this place gotten that soft? No wonder all the interesting people left. Except for Atomos of course, Atomos ain't going nowhere. You've got 9 years invested in this buddy, keep fighting the good fight.
This might suprise you but don't confuse my post count with how long I've been here slick. I've seen em come and go too, so I call bullshit on your statement. Then again, there's always some douchebag like you around, no matter how much we don't want you representing us... representing the Cult. Wait... 9 years, this just occured to me but there's a chance- nay, a probability- that you've been that same douchebag all along.
9 YEARS 9 YEARS. HEY EVERYBODY JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT, ATOMOS HAS BEEN HERE FOR 9 YEARS, PAT ATTENTION TO HIM/HER. Get a life dude, seriously.
Also, Melody is hawt, I'd hit it.
LOL.
Also... this is why I stick around.
Get the fuck out of my thread. Its my thread this week, all mine and you are killing my buzz.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Who are you talking about when you say "us?"
Because you haven't been here long enough to think we all carry the same opinion.
My bad. What's the cutoff? 9 years?
The cutoff is when you stop trying to start shit. How about that?
Yay I'm cultie of the week...a week too late. I was too drunk to notice the thread. Congrats Des. you guys are awesome.
And congrats to you. You were pretty drunk last week, it happens.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
That was like 2 days ago. I'm just trying to survive now. Fuckin shark tank around here.
Only you're the shark.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Yay Melody!
That is all I have...
Melody is the real deal, folks. I like her and the cute lil piggy that accompanies her every post.
I hope the gesture of giving you this gift is clear:
thanks for reminding me that life goes on without these (and then offering to pick them up for me)
Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
It's because you were celebrating!
Melody, you're good people. So I googled "good people" and this is the first image that came up.
So that's odd.
Anyway, we should have one of these in your honor:
| adj | facebook | an american atheist| warmed and bound |
Make it a crawfish knife fight and you're on.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Okay I didn't forget...Okay maybe I did, but I remembered!
Who has two thumbs, a beautiful smile, and is...
Cultie of the Week!?
Nightrious
Cammie!There's so much awesome I don't know where to start. One of these days I'm gonna have to go to the south so Cammie can cook for me and then cuddle in bed afterward (No Baklava). Cammie is just the whole package: A sweet southern girl, who can cook, plays video games, has a great sense of humor, beautiful, and sexy...The list goes on.
Here are your prizes cammie
Pantyhose
A tote
Fine and you can have some of this
Congratulations Cammie!