Jaz's Cultie of the Week
I love Phil a million times. His writing and music are wonderful, I'm so glad he shares it with us. He's the bestest.
Oh, and his pictures usually always make me laugh. Remember that one time, with the squirrel? That was hilarious.
I love Phil, too.
Still. I'd like my pants back.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I love EVERYONE for this!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
I love Phil, too!
Cultie of the week is
Nightrioushattie!
For me Harriet would sometimes get lost in the background of the cult but I would describe as a keystone species(one of my bio terms I had to remember) which means although she is not one of the dominant species her role is vital to the cult's survival.
She brought back to life one of my favorite threads, has real book club meetings with real people, and has a band!? Let's just all agree that Hattie kicks ass.
Congratulations!
Here's a Certificate of Achievement that you have to fill out cuz i don't know how to spell
Yayyy!
Don't know Hattie very well but she's a great person to have around. She brings the common sense.
Harriet's way cool.
Oh my goodness, thank you Jaz!
Looking forward to getting to know all of you better - I'm glad I have The Cult in my life.
I also want to say that Hattie is my marmite toast breakfast buddy. HURRAH!
I have to get that tshirt for my boyfriend... don't know if he'd see the funny side, though!
Our darling Snowwhite. Our beloved Hattie. She comes across as one of our Quieter Culties, sure. This is because she is just oozing with class, style, and grace. However, I have seen her tell noobs and trolls to fuck right the hell off while maintaining the utmost level of Posh. Beauty, brains, talent, and charm; she has, since her debut here almost ten years ago, always been one of my Very Favourite Culties.
Wotcher, mates. 'Ave a butchers. This dishy bird is ace and knocks the blokes bleeding arse over elbow as well. She's the dog's bollocks; right brill, Bob's your uncle. Totally takes the biscuit. Cor, if she thought me a tadge less camp (and I were more cheeky) I'd give her a proper chat up and that's no cobblers. She's well fit and all the Cult lads are fruity for a snog when she's about even the most gormless of the lot.
Tara.
This is why we can't have nice things.
<3 Harriet
Wotcher, mates. 'Ave a butchers. This dishy bird is ace and knocks the blokes bleeding arse over elbow as well. She's the dog's bollocks; right brill, Bob's your uncle. Totally takes the biscuit. Cor, if she thought me a tadge less camp (and I were more cheeky) I'd give her a proper chat up and that's no cobblers. She's well fit and all the Cult lads are fruity for a snog when she's about even the most gormless of the lot.
Tara.
This is so nice, Tuff. <3
Has it been ten years?...mental sum...Very nearly!
You're an O.G. Cultie.
I forgot about this but I better post it before I forget again.
Your name reminds me of this.
Congrats Hattie!
This is so nice, Tuff. <3
I've no idea what any of that means. Promise. 
This is why we can't have nice things.
It's been getting tough to pick the cultie of the week. With the drought in the forums and different members coming out of the woodwork with winning posts I've finally made my pick.
So this week's cultie is....!
NightriousXyZy!
Trench and Fedora, Tobacco-Stained Mountain Goat, and Siamese Vodka.
Dude I don't even know your name but I do know you play the piano, took this awesome picture, and well you need to hang out more so we can get to know you better.
Congratulations!
Here is a keyboard tie...
and a keyboard tie!
Yay! I got you a couple different flavors of celebration.
Hooray for XYZY!
He's a mystery...
Oh, yeah!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hurrah for XYZY!
Whoa. Thanks, everybody. I don't know what to say. So I'm going to let Sally Field say it:
I haven't had an orthodox career, and I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!
EDIT: P.S. - My name is Clint.
"...human speech is like a cracked tin kettle, on which we hammer out tunes to make bears dance when we long to move the stars."
Bravo!
Congratulations Clint!
Looking very 80's there, Sally.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Cultie of the week is...
NightriousPepper!
She has come back and at full force sending herself pms, sending pointless pms, and addressing herself in shoutbox... I probably should have let her post this herself but I think she was busy washing dishes. PepperAm you're kooky but I love that about you, you're better than salt, and I remind you of machetes, how could I ask for more?
Show this cultie some love people!
Her is your very own gadget belt
Some shiny new dish washing gloves
And I sent something extra to your inbox
Congratulations!!
^5!
And lol, pms. Speaking of which, the character you were thinking of was Cyrano de Bergerac. I just remembered.
teehee...
To show my appreciation for the honor you have bestowed upon me this day, I humbly, and with awe for your goodness and lovelyness, bequeath my Machete to and in your name, Oh Jazmyn the Creator.
To show my appreciation for the honor you have bestowed upon me this day, I humbly, and with awe for your goodness and lovelyness, bequeath my Machete to and in your name, Oh Jazmyn the Creator.
yes! I love that rusty ol' machete
And lol, pms. Speaking of which, the character you were thinking of was Cyrano de Bergerac. I just remembered.
Yes. That was the one. Had a real brain numb at the time. Not sure how I got Shakespeare mixed up in that either.
Yum. Hasen-Pepper!
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
In celebration, I have flooded Pepper's inbox with noods.
w00t
This is why we can't have nice things.
This week's pick was a no brainer
Cultie of the Week is....
NightriousAlecia!
She's stunning, an awesome mom, classy, but also has her Dickie wearing/sharpie eyebrow side, quick witted, did I say stunning already?
Congratulations!
here is some black and white stuff
A margarita
And ...
Time for some well deserved celebratory R&R!
Jazzle-Dazzle!
Alecia has a special place in my heart, of course. Well, insanity does too. But her silky affinity for Kesey-escapades forever tantelize me.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
That was hilarious.
I've always liked Alecia. She's smart and funny and happens to be a person I honestly admire a lot for the things she's accomplished and the way she seems to handle problems.
So here is a retro smiley. 
You guys!!! I don't deserve this, but I'll accept it graciously all the same!
<3 <3 <3
WhooHoo!
Alecia!
Alecia!
Alecia!
Alecia!
Alecia!
Alecia!
go alecia!
I got you rainbow cake.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Cultie of the Week is
NightriousNoah!
I've been wanting to make Noah cultie of the week for a while now and it's finally here. Noah makes one sexy t-shirt lady, a daper tuxedo wearing mostly exhibitionist, carlo drinking, mustache wearing arteest, who once I'm off the wagon again I wouldn't mind challenging to Edward 40 hands. Let's face it we all want to party with Noah because we either want to dress up or be around when the hot ladies dress down.
Congratulations!
Here is a towel
NSFW
http://lostinasupermarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DickTowel.jpg
A death defying tuxedo shirt
And some blinds
YAY FOR NOAH!
He always looks like he has the best time all the time.
I wanna party with him.
Cheers!
Jaz, those nudie towels are hilarious.
I like Noah because he is unpretentious and friendly. Go Noah!
Yay for Noah!
That picture of him being French made me die a little.
Below are a few smilies because I can't express myself like an adult...
Sarah those nudie towels are from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or at least that's how I knew how to google for them hehe.
I know it's a little early but this person deserves it
Cultie of the Week is
NightriousPete!
Very few actually know what he looks like, most think he's really a tatted up baby, which isn't too far off sometimes 
, but this MOD has become a good friend to me and an awesome book mentor. He's our local dancing Greek who doesn't stop working/working out and is always reading. When he's not doing these things he's fighting cult crime and leading book club discussions and trying not to crave Taco Bell.
Congratulations!
Here is some ice cream
a gordita crunch
and a jump rope so you can burn off your rewards
I think he looks like that guy from NCIS.
which guy from NCIS?
He does this!
It's embarrassing!
This is why we can't have nice things.