Jaaaaneeeeyyyyy

This thread should be titled "O Goddess, I have a sandwich for youuuuuuuuuuuuu"

I'd gladly make a sammich for Jane right now.

Duh

Shut it. Our love is purely mutual. She lets me sleep in the garage after I clean her house.

I would take a sandwich, except I had one earlier today that is trying to kill me from the inside out.

Wanna hear a funny pirate story?!?!

Yes!

Hurrryyyyy, I'm dying.

(NOTE: This story is best told out loud, so when I get to the puncline of the story, you have to add in your own pirate voice)

FUNNY PIRATE STORY:

The night of graduation, my friend Amber and I went to see 'Identity' because we did not feel like getting hammered at the senior party. So anyway, we get there during the previews. There wasn't anyone in the theater over about 25, I think, and there was about a dozen people there, plus us.

So one of the previews was for pirates of the Carribean, which made Amber say, "Dude, that looks good" (which it didn't). Then the preview was over, and the theater goes dead silent, because they're doing the COMING JULY BLAH BLAH BLAH thing up on the screen. And in this dead silence, some guy in back of us says loudly:

"Yeah man, that movie's rated Arrrrrr!"

I was still laughing about 4 previews later.

Hahaha! That's hilarious. Arrr. Very clever.

I saw a trailer for the first LOTR movie a few years ago. And it was right at the part where Gandalf slams his staff into the ground at that scene on that stone bridge. And apparently the guy at the end of the row was really excited, because he yells "That guy RULES!" during a split-second of total silence in the trailer by accident.

Thank you Janey.

Oh man, that poor kid.

I'm glad I saved the pirate story for this thread instead of the people who talk in movies thread. I have such a better audience here. Kiss kiss, the Cheat.

Yes. We're the best audience ever, and if anybody ever tells you different, let me know. I'll fuck them up.

Aww! I *heart* you all so much right now! Everyone come to my house so we can have cake!

*runs off to make cake*

*swears cause she can't find any cake mix*

The coffee bar I work at has the banginest cake ever. I'll bring some.

Good, good. Now here is my adddress:

The House of S.
Middle of the fucking Nowhere
Nebraska

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B](NOTE: This story is best told out loud, so when I get to the puncline of the story, you have to add in your own pirate voice)

FUNNY PIRATE STORY:

The night of graduation, my friend Amber and I went to see 'Identity' because we did not feel like getting hammered at the senior party. So anyway, we get there during the previews. There wasn't anyone in the theater over about 25, I think, and there was about a dozen people there, plus us.

So one of the previews was for pirates of the Carribean, which made Amber say, "Dude, that looks good" (which it didn't). Then the preview was over, and the theater goes dead silent, because they're doing the COMING JULY BLAH BLAH BLAH thing up on the screen. And in this dead silence, some guy in back of us says loudly:

"Yeah man, that movie's rated Arrrrrr!"

I was still laughing about 4 previews later. [/B][/QUOTE]

ahahahahahha thats awesome

Umm

I haven't seen it

Ummm

Roman Polanski is kind of a dick (which is a word I almost never use)

Isn't he a convicted child molestor living abroad in asylum?

yes. His wife was killed by the Manson family, and after that he began to indulge in extremely weird sexual practices, mainly sleeping with children (as I understand it, the whole director with the horse head in the bed in "Godfather" was based upon him). Now he's living in exile in France, which was why he couldn't come back to accept his Oscar, because as soon as he got back here, they would arrest his perverted old man ass.

That's what I thought. And he did The Pianist?

Yes. Also Rosemary's Baby and Valley of the Dolls.

Damn.

Now I'm not going to watch those. I'm a big proponent of not supporting artists and such who are evil. Hence I won't shop at Old Navy, buy Nestle products or apparently watch The Pianist.

I shop at Old Navy. It's way better than the Gap. it's basically the Gap, only cheaper.

I'm sorry.

I don't mind because at least their clothes last. And as a bonus, they're not sewn by little kids named Zutroy who'll work for 2 cents an hour and not take piss breaks.

I say fuck that anti-corporate image. Do what serves you best.

I used to shop at the Gap, before I realized it was overpriced, preppie, and all of the clothes fell apart after about three washes.

Now I dress like someone who gets everything at Old Navy or thrift stores. Which I am. And my mother hates it. All part of my evil plot.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by prototype [/i]
[B]Damn.

Now I'm not going to watch those. I'm a big proponent of not supporting artists and such who are evil. Hence I won't shop at Old Navy, buy Nestle products or apparently watch The Pianist. [/B][/QUOTE]

Thank you! Rapists should be shunned. Yes thats a form or censorship all/everyone but one I'm very comfortable with.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
[B]RIP Sharon Tate .

She was teh awesome. [/B][/QUOTE]

I know, wasn't she gorgeous? The crime scene photos of her made me cry.

Zutroy, proto? Really? Zutroy?

Statutory rape of a seventeen year old I can deal with so long as both parties are consenting and under 30.

Statutory rape of a sixteen year old I can deal with so long as both parties are consenting and under 20.

Statutory rape of a fifteen year old or younger isn't statutory rape, it's pedophilia.

How old were the kids in Polanski's investigation?

And yes, Janey. Zutroy.

He works at the power plant part time for shiny new pennies. The rest of the time he assembles poorly manufactured clothes for Target.

Yeah, it's not the legal definition. Legally pedophilia is any sexual contact with a minor to whom you are not related. Incest is the same provided you're related. I just took a class on this.

Does anyone know how old the kids inthe Polanski case were?

I think she was 13. And that's just wrong in anybody's book.

Unless, of course, you are a pedophile. That just goes without saying.

Yeah, see. I don't want to support his art.

Murderers I'll forgive sometimes. Theives don't bother me. Rapists I will never forgive and if that involves children? Watch out. I once poured a pot of coffee on a guy for spanking his kid in a restaurant. (I was the waiter)

Yes 13 and he gave her a qualuude for her *headache*

Oh, that's some downright nasty shit.

The thing that kills me is that she is constantly telling the press to get over it, because she has, and that he shouldn't be punished anymore. Far be it from me to second-guess someone, but like FUCK she has forgiven him.

Maybe she has. That's not the point.

[i]I[/i] haven't and don't plan to. Maybe that's naive and cruel of me, maybe it spits in the face of enlightened thinking, but fuck and forget that. Some things, people just should not have to live through.

Retributive justice doesn't solve a thing, two wrongs DON'T make a right, but damned if it's not a feel good, ends justify the means kind of thing sometimes.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Oh, that's some downright nasty shit.

The thing that kills me is that she is constantly telling the press to get over it, because she has, and that he shouldn't be punished anymore. Far be it from me to second-guess someone, but like FUCK she has forgiven him. [/B][/QUOTE]

She's not constantly telling the press she's forgiven him. She's done 1 interview.

She's [i]entitled[/i] to forgive him. She's [i]entitled[/i] to anything she needs to get over the fact that some FUCK raped her when she was 13.

If I were raped, I'm pretty sure I'd get over it because there is [b]no[/b] way someone can can take the "me of me" away. Of course I'm not a child. I fucking shudder to think of my 13 yr. old self being raped. 'm not sure I could be so vehement and self assured about getting [i]"over"[/i] it.

I could not get over it, I don't think. But then I wonder, (as I have been wondering for quite a while): What is 'getting over it', exactly? Not only how does one accomplish it, but what is it, and how do you know when you have successfully gotten over something?

I realize that if I have to argue such petty semantics in my head, I most likely have not gotten over the thing in question, but still. I do wonder.

I don't think there's ever a forgetting something like that. There's an integrating it as part of yourself and trying to do other things, but I don't think there's a point after that where you're not a previously raped person. A previously molested child.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]honestly, nobody knows what really happened

you cant exactly trust the press on an issue like that. especially as old as it is, things get fuzzy [/B][/QUOTE]

Roman Polanski DOB 1933
He raped a girl DOB 1964

Rape occurred in 1977

See? Fuzzy.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]what i meant was, none of us were there [/B][/QUOTE]

anyone else feeling lucky?

Actually, I'm slightly envious. I've always found GROSSLY OLDER MEN attractive.

I'm going to vomit and than head over to the lyrics thread to soothe myself.

You do that.

a warm dick and a free cup of coffee, eh? Is that your santa list?

I saw Santa the other day, he was jogging, and had lost verry much weight. I was hoping he would ask me if I had seen any raindeer, but he just said hello and kept going.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]a warm dick and a free cup of coffee, eh? Is that your santa list? [/B][/QUOTE]

It's what I appear to be to all the female types as of lately. Lately meaning ever.

And what else do you need from them?

I take my coffee black.

Yeah, that's about right.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by prototype [/i]
[B]Actually, I'm slightly envious. I've always found GROSSLY OLDER MEN attractive. [/B][/QUOTE]
You and me both pal. I think it's all that time we spent south of th border.