I've Got Something Pretty Serious to Say...
I mean, I've high-fived a boob before, but I've never seen two boobs high-five. I've never even considered it. Now I really want to see it happen. It'd be magical.
I think it'd be weird. As weird as a nipple/navel high five, which always happens to me because I'm a fucking midget.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was creeped out by the nipple high five.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Look.
I am sorry I creeped you guys out. You just can't rely on me to be socially appropriate when I've a few beer in me. Let this be my official disclaimer.
I am sorry I creeped you guys out. You just can't rely on me to be socially appropriate when I've a few beer in me. Let this be my official disclaimer.
pffft, you do your thing and don't let any of us hold you back.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Really, the way I envisioned it, not.
This is why we can't have nice things.