I've Got Something Pretty Serious to Say...
...Surprise!
I'm back. I've just been hiding in this cake the whole time. Didn't any of you wonder what this big-ass cake was doing in the corner?
I didn't mean to have a break. It just sort of happened. I spoke to Tuffy today, and he told me I've been missed, which was a nice surprise. It was very nice to hear.
I've just needed to be alone the last couple of weeks. Haven't really been on Facey or anything either. Been going through some stuff, most of which I can't even pin-point. It's been pretty dark in here (in the cake. No, but, seriously, in my mind). Don't know. Just going through one of them pesky ruts, I think. Who knows. I'm sure I'm fine.
I have missed you lot though.
I've missed you Matty!
Here are a set of tweezers to clean up that unibrow you grew while you were hiding in that giant cake.
Hey Matt, glad to see you back.
I can't imagine how rough that cake is gonna taste now you have been living in it for a week or more.
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Hi Matt.
Your presence was missed!
I was so scared. But then I saw a cake and I was soothed with the promise of a celebration.
I'm glad hear you may be hanging around again.
If I could eat cake, I'd have a slice, but there would most likely be a hair in it and that would be gross. Hi, Matt!
i missed the background ambiance of fisty-typing.
just didn't feel right here without it.
Glad to have you back!
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU WERE GONE UNTIL JUST NOW
I missed you a million times Matty. Did you get me a present?
I missed you so much.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Damn right.
This is why we can't have nice things.
was matty ever real? sometimes I think maybe he was just a dream.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
A beautiful aardvarky dream...
I talked to him a couple days ago and he said he'd be back soon. I'm not sure I really buy it though; he's a real hobb-gnobber, that one.
This is why we can't have nice things.
everybody is gone
i suppose they are slowly trickling back
i'd like matty back too. he amused me.
I resent this statement because I am here! What more do you need?
I resent this statement because I am here! What more do you need?
Matty, obiesly.
I resent this statement because I am here! What more do you need?
Matty, obiesly.
um yeah.
Why, hello there, Cult.
Fukin HOORAY!
YAY MATTY!
^5 Irina. if he stays we officially rock.
Matty
(we are on a science kick round these parts)
Also speaking of *that* plan.
you two scared him away. And sheesh. Sorry I don't have a penis!
Where's the sex hole in a mermaid? This needs to be cleared up before the plan goes ahead.
We didn't scare him away, we talked him into making an appearance.
We still love you, Jazzy. Look, I even googled this for you:
Those who will throw money at me will not care about that. And others will know it's just pretend 
I actually have to go to bed now. Because it is nearly three am. I hope matty is still around when I come back.
Nighty matty.
Nighty night, Amber.
I forgive you, mostly.
AM I THE CAUSE OF THIS? I BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD BECAUSE I MISSED MATTY.
I DID IT. I BROUGHT MATTY BACK. HOORAY FOR ME!!11
(does this mean I have magic powers?)
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I think it's your blue hair that holds the magic. Once it washes out the magic will be gone. So Carpe diem!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I forgive you, mostly.
You didn't want my penis anyway.
The anteater has returned.
Cammie, I think it was partly you, yes. Because, without the bumping of this thread to reference, Amber and Irina's flattery wouldn't have been as solid and I may not have came over.
We've all got a little magic sprinkled in our souls.
Cammie, I think it was partly you, yes. Because, without the bumping of this thread to reference, Amber and Irina's flattery wouldn't have been as solid and I may not have came over.
We've all got a little magic sprinkled in our souls.
*snicker* came *snicker*
Welcome back Matty you better stay for a couple weeks at the least and chat while naked on the toilet.
You know I love to get naked and chat and sit on the loo for extended periods of time. Missed you, Jazzy.
Missed you too but I was losing hope that you'd ever come back. Partying in Oz and all.
Hey Matty, are you living in Byron Bay now?
Yeah, I am, Sarah. Know the place? Been here?
Jazzy, I don't think I'll ever be able to stay away too long. As long as the people that make The Cult special to me are still around I'll still be drawn to this place.
Now, someone should throw me a party thread, methinks.
Just gotta add that the nipple high-five weirded me out. That is all.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
I'm a fan. Good find, I say.
You are a nudist so I could understand that.
Jazzy, I don't think I'll ever be able to stay away too long. As long as the people that make The Cult special to me are still around I'll still be drawn to this place.
Now, someone should throw me a party thread, methinks.
I know of the place. I have a friend who has family there.
Yeah, nipple high five is ikky.
Nipple high five would be very odd in real life.
I forgive you, mostly.
You didn't want my penis anyway.
Jaz... I really, really, really... did not.
fix'd
<3
My best friend leaves for Afghanistan tomorrow, he's been in town to hang out with me before his tour. I'll be taking a bit of an unoffical break to focus on writing my new book and working with Matty on his amazing magazine Dirty Noir.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?