______ is hot, but _______ is hotter

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origamiLips
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Yes, I ripped it off those personals. But hey, why not talk about it?

Speaking of those personals, it is a guilty pleasure of mine to look at all the listings. I even wanted to put myself up there as some sort of an experiment: one with pic; one without pic; one with phony pic to see the response I get. I remember the first time I stumbled onto a site like that (lavalife, yes I gave into all the ads and finally checked it out), I spent a good hour just looking at pages and pages of descriptions wanting to find out if I actually know any of them. But that was 2 years ago, when Internet dating was some sort of a embarassment, now that it is much more open (my friend's the bridesmaid of this couple who met in a chatroom), and that personals market is booming, this can only mean that it is more widely accepted now. I will probably conduct the experiment during the summer...

But I digress...

so..

______________ is hot, but _______________ is hotter
(fill in the blanks)

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fullmetalbrak
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Nibbling is hot, but biting is hotter.

You mean like that kind of thing? I'm eating a chocolate chip cookie right now, so there ya go.

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RandomThought
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Nudity is hot, but leaving a bit of mystery is better.

origamiLips
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exactly

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Yous is hot, but I's is hotter.

(pronounced "Hottah")

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tetsuo
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cinderella is hot, but belle is hotter

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[QUOTE=tetsuo]cinderella is hot, but belle is hotter[/QUOTE]

you must have good times at disneyland

ha ha

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pale is hot but tanned is hotter
short hair is hot but long hair is hotter
staying the night is hot but spending the night is hotter
beauty marks are hot but freckles are hotter...or i'd like to think so rather

tetsuo
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lace is hot but leather is hot
whipped cream is hot but handcuffs are hotter
christina aguilera is hot but britney spears is hotter
straight porn is hot but lesbian poirn is hotter
chinese girls are hot but japanese girls are hotter

ArcherDylan27
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Japanese are hot but Vietnamese are hotter

Lazlosdead
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jalapenos are hot but habanaros are hotter

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oslec
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the sahara desert is hot but hell is hotter
red chili peppers are hot but green chili peppers are hotter
kissing is hot but licking is hotter

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9.10.84
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coffee drinkers are hot but [I]black[/I] coffee drinkers are hotter.

EDIT: the uh...the coffee, I mean. not the drinker. for the drinker it doesn't matter.

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inviernos
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two girls making out to get attention is hott...but me being inbetween those attention starved whores is hotter...

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Ozymandias
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Heated metal is hot, but fire is hotter

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This thread is hot, but I'm going to bed now is hotter goodnight.

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Ichabod Crane is hot, but Jack Sparrow is hotter.

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[QUOTE=ArcherDylan27]Japanese are hot but Vietnamese are hotter[/QUOTE]

That first kiss? Or was that not you?

Terminal Descent
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A short blank is hot, but a long blank is hotter.
Or, I am hot, but the Sun is hotter.
Or, anything that ends in ...but the Sun is hotter.
I like the Sun. In an unusual way.
'Cause we should all sorta like it, it pretty much being God to our solar system and all...

fullmetalbrak
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Sunlight is hot, but moonlight is hotter.

And Arch, don't fret...freckles are hotter. Wink

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alex cassun
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Freckles are sexy as hell

NeilFarted
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fucking 10 year old girls is hot, but fucking 10 year old boys is hotter.

ArcherDylan27
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BlackCherry: haha! of course thats where it started
Brak: what can i say you speak gospel truth Smile

Spanish is hot but Castillian is hotter
Jakob Dylan is hot but a young Bob Dylan is hotter
Lebowskis hot but The Dude is hotter

fullmetalbrak
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A crush is hot, but a secret crush is hotter.

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Popcultjunkie
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downloading is hot, but the [thread=10732]m13xchange[/thread] is hotter.

ArcherDylan27
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Forks are hot but sporks are hotter
Tulips are hot but Cherry Blossoms are hotter
Mick Jagger is hot but Bianca is hotter
Nico is hot but Francois Hardy is hotter