"IRONMAN" the novel
All this characters are made up.
Any resemblance with reality or the Cult is total coincidence.
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[B][CENTER]IRONMAN[/CENTER][/B]
I was drugged.
Now I’m tied up in from of an angry mob.
I notice they are all females.
“You have done much to harm Ironman, Now you’ll must pay”
A middle age women comes close to me, she has a giant pair of garden scissors. She pulls my pants down and say’s “You will never hurt Americas woman ever again” At this point I start to sweat. “Cut his ball’s sister” I hear a single voice from the crowed Followed bye a loud “Yeah!” .
I need to think of something. Females are emotional creatures, so reasoning is out of the question. If cannot control them with my logic, I will with my Bullshit. “Lady’s Why are you doing this? Don’t you see I love you all. Sure, I have had many of you in my bed, But haven’t I treated you well? kindly? I am a weak man, woman are my weakness. I live to serve you all, I am constantly under you’re spell. Don’t you see? Its you who own me, not the other way.”
“Do not listen to him, it’s a trick! We shall now castrate this fucker once and for all” the middle age woman shouts.
“His right! I cannot bare to live with out him. Because men they are many, but there is only one IRONMAN!” one yells from the crowed, “Kill that bitch!” another one scream. The enormous mass of vaginas jumps all at once and kills the middle age bitch with her own scissors. And while am getting released I start to wonder. How did I get here?, How did It oh get so fucked up? How did I become this hypnotic leader?
[QUOTE]The enormous mass of vaginas jumps all at once and kills the middle age woman with her own scissors.[/QUOTE]
I so want to sig this imbecility!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
If you do, can I have the quote about manipulating your family and friends? That's awesome.
There is hope, but not for us.
I didn't like that statement, I find it quite easy to PRETEND I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO ISN'T ME AND THAT I HAVE CANCER WHEN I DON'T to my family and friends.
Maybe it's less funny out of context. But hell, most things are.
Maybe I should go swimming?
There is hope, but not for us.
Ironman you are entertaining me more and more each day.
OMG IRONMAN JOIN NaNoWriMo!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m back in my office to destroy all documents with my name on it. Every sing of evidence obliterated. My cell phone rings, Its Nightrious:
“You got to get out of there Ironman! They know everything. You got to run!”
“You seem nervous about something”
“Dud! Are you high?”
“Listen, am at the office. I’m burning everything right now.”
“Oh good man, How did you find out?”
“Not important”
“We need to get out of the country man, to Central America or something”
“I got to do some shit first. Have you seen Happy_Hooker?”
“No man. Not for a while”
“Fuck!”
“What should I do?”
“Get has much money has possible, then stay low for I couple of day’s”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m going to L.A.”
“ChangoLeon?”
“ChangoLeon my brother.”
What the Fuck was that? :confused:
[B]Dont Feed the Monkey's[/B]
I go to L.A. to meet with ChangoLeon. Called like that by the Mexican’s. In English it would translate to MonkeyLion. They say it’s because he is has ugly has a monkey and stinks like a Lion. But the truth is his mother was an exotic dancer for a circus which traveled between Mexico and Middle America. He never knew his father and had no kids to play with. So he learned to Socialized with the primates. This guy is obsessed with them. Rumors say he even fucks them. People’s personal life is not my problem.
I kick open the door of his apartment to find him in bed with two prostitutes. They run off when I pull my hand guy.
“Get up you son of a bitch!”
“Hey Ironman, Y-o-ou’re alive”
“Now why is that I surprise for you?”
“Please man. You’ll got to believe I had nothing to do with that”
“Did you know I almost had my dick cut off?”
“Wait, what?”
“DID YOU KNOW I ALMOST HAD MY DICK CUT OFF!?” I Start to yell
“ I-I-I I’m glad you still have it?”
“I don’t know about you but my penis is a major factor of my self identity.
Would it matter to you if I shot your dick? Hu shit head?” When I say this I put my gun in his genitals.
“Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!”
“God is not going to help you”
“Please man, don’t kill me. I can still help you”
“Go on”
“They trust me, They think I’m still on their side”
I hear a hit on the door followed by “Police! Open the door”
“I got a tunnel which leads us to the Park, hurry lets go”
“Shit Monkey! You better pray you have some Intell about them”
Is no one else as thoroughly amused by this as I am?!
I'm pretty amused.
I pay a guard to put me in the cell with Monkey. I do the usual to survive prison. Look crazy, Beat the man with no friends to a pulp and make monkey my bitch. He never fucking shouts the fuck up. I gave him the high bed. I did everything I could to protect him from the other inmates but I could just not protect him from him self.
3rd day in prison:
IronMan: “ Now where are you going?”
Monkey: “I’m going with Big Tom”
Why would you do that”
“He invited me to his cell, hes goy HBO an all kind of cool stuff. Pluss his really popular around here.”
“You know, People like Big Tom only want on thing out of new inmates like you”
“Yes Ironman, Its called friendship. Something you and me obviously do not have”
“I thought you where over that!”
“Its not ease to get over somebody who was about to INTENTIONALLY kill you”
“I really think you shouldn’t go”
“Im not really your bitch you know. You can cut the act with me. And I do not care what you think im am going and that’s final”
“Ok then, have fun”
[QUOTE]I.M "Ok, this is the plan. Im going to have to kill. Tell the cop you could not go on living so you shoot your self in the head and left me alive to tell the story"[/QUOTE]
-intercourse-
[IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u7/sswider23/HILARIOUS.jpg[/IMG]
what? Im [I]still[/I] not in this story? boo!
[QUOTE]Ironman: Shout up! shout up! shout up! and let me think.[/QUOTE]
Shout up!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
[IMG]http://nebulose.net/1000/images/20041027.jpg[/IMG]
im big tom, right?
love,
tom of the fjords
wow.
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1081784][IMG]http://nebulose.net/1000/images/20041027.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
yellow teeth, go to the dentist.
And so he came back, Letting out an “ouch” with every step he took. You could see the shame in his every move, his every sound. He walked in to the cell with out speaking a word at me. I notice a blood stain in the back of his pants. Clumsily he attempted to get to his bed. After several miserable trials he succeeded and just laid there. He had learned the hard way. Just like I did.
Ironman: “Hey buddy, how did it go with Big Tom?” I said this trying to seem concern and Naïve.
Monkey: “Not well Ironman, Not well at all” His voice reflects his irritated.
“You know, It Helps if you put a little wet toilet paper up you’re…”
“I would really like not talking about it”
“Just trying to help”
“Well you’re not”
“Ok, ok. I’ll keep it to my self.”
He starts to sob.
That night I am awakened by a light in my face. “Brother! Get up, we do not have much time.” Its Night’s voice. I jump out of bed and say “What took you so long?” “I had to build suspension” we both laugh. He opens the cell door and lets in two me with patato bags in their heads. I start striping and tell monkey to do the same.
Xec8: “Nice abs, No wonder they call you the Ironman”
I look at Night and ask “Who the hell is this fag!?” he gets close to my ear and whispers “He’s my causing X, His a little slow in the head so be patient with him. I got a job only he can do.”
Monkey starts to freak out, shaking he start repeating again and again “You knew, and you let it happened anyways.” “What the fuck is wrong with Changoleon?” Night asked. “Hey Monkey, get your shit together” I yell at him and get back to Night while putting on a guards uniform.
“Had you seen the bitch?”
“Hooker?”
“Yeah”
“We know where she is hiding, she took the money. And dud, this will be hard for you but I need to tell you.”
“What is it?”
“She is the rat, she’s been working for she-male all this time”
“THAT FUCKING WHORE! I’m going to hand cuff her and make her get fucked by her dear Bruno.”
“Her dog?”
“Yes.”
We both laugh. I am all ready dressed when I see monkey is still naked and talking to himself. “Hey Monkey! Hurry up and put your inform on the bum. We got to get moving." Suddenly her springs at me Screaming “YOU LET THEM RAPE ME JUST BEFOE WE ESCAPE! IM GOING TO KILL YOU!” Night pulls out a gun with a silencer and shoots him in the face and say’s “We got an extra bum, who do you want to take?” “Are we leaving X?” “Hell yeah we are, look at him” He is picking his nouse while repeating “You let them rape me!” I look next door and shout “What you in for?” “I killed my father when he tried to rape my sister.”
Night: “I like him”
Ironman: “Me too”
Ironman: What’s Your name?
“I’m Jill’s Tit”
This is a glorious little story, Kevin.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Yeah, but it'd be better with more cult characters in it.
[QUOTE=morey;1082528]yellow teeth, go to the dentist.[/QUOTE]
That picture looks like cassun!
i am big tom, right?
love,
tom of the fjords
[QUOTE]He opens the cell door and lets in two me with patato bags in their heads.[/QUOTE]
-fornication-
It’s not an individual with two sex organs. They call him the she-male for his uncommon activity’s. When he was younger he became a hit man and dressed in women’s cloth when he was on the job. The correct term would be travesty but his personality was in such a female degree that he had the common people wondering. At 35 he became so obese he could no longer continue this peculiar fashion taste. At 40 when Obama and Hilary tied for the Presidency all hell broke loose. The people screamed, “I will not be ruled by a Nigger! I will not be ruled by a Woman!” He took control of the southern states when me and Night Dominated the West cost with a new Cult like Party. I found soon that playing with peoples want’s to believe was easy.
Night would rape the prettiest girl’s. calling it “Primal Sex.” We put them all in a state of hypnosis’. Only the Elite where free from this spell. The she-male’s Dictatorship was the main obstacle of this world I had created. I would protect it with my life. I Declare war to his Empire.
So when is your arch enemy making an appearance in this?
Ooh! Ooh! I hope I turn up somewhere in this story...
I thought you did?
[QUOTE][B]Monkey [/B]starts to freak out, shaking he start repeating again and again “You knew, and you let it happened anyways.” “What the fuck is wrong with Changoleon?” Night asked. “Hey Monkey, get your shit together” I yell at him and get back to Night while putting on a guards uniform.[/QUOTE]
Also, Monkey Wright would be an amusing character name.
But...but...I've never had a gun in my genitals. He couldn't possibly be talking about me. I want to be in this story too!
[QUOTE]It’s not an individual with two sex organs. They call him the she-male for his uncommon activity’s. When he was younger he became a hit man and dressed in women’s cloth when he was on the job. The correct term would be travesty but his personality was in such a female degree that he had the common people wondering. At 35 he became so obese he could no longer continue this peculiar fashion taste. At 40 when Obama and Hilary tied for the Presidency all hell broke loose. The people screamed, “I will not be ruled by a Nigger! I will not be ruled by a Woman!” He took control of the southern states when me and Night Dominated the West cost with a new Cult like Party. I found soon that playing with peoples want’s to believe was easy.
Night would rape the prettiest girl’s. calling it “Primal Sex.” We put them all in a state of hypnosis’. Only the Elite where free from this spell. The she-male’s Dictatorship was the main obstacle of this world I had created. I would protect it with my life. I Declare war to his Empire.[/QUOTE]
-double penetration-
[QUOTE=monkeywright;1083580]But...but...I've never had a gun in my genitals. He couldn't possibly be talking about me. I want to be in this story too![/QUOTE]
He says right in the first post that any resemblance to reality or Cultists is purely coincidental.
Especially about reality, I think.
There is hope, but not for us.
[I]bumfuckery! [/I]
[QUOTE=bearchaser;1084339][I]bumfuckery! [/I][/QUOTE]
No, that's [I]my[/I] schtick for this thread. Back the fuck up hombre.
Night: So… can I shoot her?
Ironman: No man, We got to torture her first.
Me and Nightrious are in the roof of the building next to Happy_Hooker’s Apartment.
Night: There she is man, I got a clean shoot.
Ironman: No! She must die slowly.
We are both carrying Snipers, And are full equipped for night Fighting.
Jill’s Tit “I’m all done up here” he speaks in to the radio.
Night: Hold on. Shes taking her cloth’s off.
Jill: No fair! I Wanna Watch.
Im taping it right now. Im taping everything. I don’t tell them this. I whant to be able to watch this video over and over.
Night: Let me describe it to you Tit.
Jill: OK.
Night: She is in her underweare and bra. She rubbing baby oil on her thighs and ass. Damn She has a good body. Now there is someone coming, it’s a kid. Hey Ironman Isn’t that her brother?
Ironman: Yeah man. It’s Little Corellion. I got to almost see him has a son. He must be 12 or 13 years old right now.
Few seconds of silence.
Jill: Whats going on!
Night: “Hold on they are just talking.” Few more seconds “Ok Now Hooker is laying head down on the bed and Corellion is putting baby oil on her back. His now on her hips and slowly moving south. Shes sitting up now. They are both just talking… HOLY SHIT IRONMAN ARE YOU SEEING THIS!!!!?
Jill: What’s Going on!?
Night: There making out! She has her hand under his pants. She has just pulled them and is sucking his cock. That sick bitch. She’s taking her top off. Oh just look at those glorious Tit’s.
Jill: I’m Glorious?
Night: Shut up and listen. They are both naked. She is laying on top of her. The kid looks scared, Corellion is trying to push her away. His getting away! No wait, She literally has him from the ball’s. His sitting down an the bed. There are now doing the 69.
Jill: Now what’s happening.
Night: Still on 69. No wait, she is now on top him. Penetration has occurred there are fornicating. Yeah, she is coming lady’s and gentlemen. That sick pedophile incest rapist bitch!
Jill: That Lucky Sister-fucker.
Night: He is now doing her Doggy Style. Just look at that boy’s eyes. The fucking focus his putting in to this. There are now doing missionary.
Short moment
Jill: Now what!?
Night: They are just laying there, Naked, oily and sweaty. That bitch fucked his sensesly
Ironman: It’s time to go in.
*blink*
[size=7]I'M GLORIOUS!!![/size]
and Im [I]still[/I] not in this story!
uh.....
i don't....i can't even....i'm.....uh......
[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1085145]uh.....
i don't....i can't even....i'm.....uh......[/QUOTE]
You can report him, you know. You still have rights like anyone else.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
-swollen private parts-
[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1085145]uh.....
i don't....i can't even....i'm.....uh......[/QUOTE]
He got banned the first time for stuff like this.
There is hope, but not for us.
We break in to the apartment. Just to find that Corellion is laying with a strange woman.
Ironman: “Where is Hooker!?”
Corellion: “Fuck you! I’ll Wont tell you!”
Ironman: “We will have to get it out of you then”
Edith: Damn you people! See what you did!? I had to post this bit of the chapter before its time. Before the She-Male Intervenes and kick’s me out for another ten fucking days.
i would just like to say that it hink you posted that at just the right time.
whens the next installation?
I wanna be in the story! (I think)
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1085553]I wanna be in the story! (I think)[/QUOTE]
you have a vagina. you DEFINTIELY do NOT want to be in the story.
you're going to have sex with kin folk or animals.
Ummm, I think I just changed my mind. Thanks for the warning.
The story does crack me up though.
is ironman foreign?
he strikes me as ESL
You will be a hot dancer.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon