INKBLOT TEST

Those were very interesting. I tried not to read what you saw, so that my view wasn't slanted.

1 - Death riding a pale horse.
2 - Death riding a pale horse.
3 - Death riding a pale horse.
4 - Death riding a pale horse.
5 - Death riding a pale horse.
6 - Death riding a pale horse.
7 - Death riding a pale horse.
8 - A fuzzy bunny.
9 - Death riding a pale horse.
10 - Death riding a pale horse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_01.jpg

I see: four flying pigs: the two on the right are hopeful and the two on the left are sinister

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_02.jpg

I see: two rottweilers looking at one master from opposite sides of a fence

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_03.jpg

I see: earth witches performing a fire dance for rebirthing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_04.jpg

I see: a Skeksi, one of the bird-like creatures from The Dark Crystal, hovering dorsal as I look at him from his feet up, tail towards the earth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_05.jpg

I see: the Butterfly Personal Massager

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_06.jpg

I see: A Lakota shaman atop the ridge of The Black Hills, blessing the lair of the phoenix

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_07.jpg

I see: two pony-tailed jitterbugging sock-hoppers doing the bumps

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_08.jpg

I see: a mountain lion, two cougars and two grizzlies gather at a watering hole

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_09.jpg

I see: a dragon fight where sherpas upon flying hippos keep the bloodthirsty turkeys at bay

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_10.jpg

I see: the opera scene in The Fifth Element where the singer is the squid and Korban Dallas is represented by the broad shouldered blue central figure next to the Rose Robe adorned Rhuby Rhod. The blue crabs with the green guns are of course the Mangalores and Zorg is represented by the bottom dweller transparent wiggly with two green guns on the bottom.

those were beautiful

I tried finding a clip of Richard Pryor in the movie Critical Condition where he's looking at inkblots but i couldn't find it. It's a shame too because it was a great scene.

;-p much more than human forms apparently, wink.

Are you saying the Lakota Indians are nothing but animals? You fucking racist! I am disgusted.

I read Ted's answers so I can't really do this without seeing what he saw.

yawn... i reviewed their products 6 years ago. for me, it's glass or pass...

That caught me off guard. I had no idea they even made items like that. I'm surprised that's legal, simply because I figured the morality police would be all over it.

woohoo -- it's retro night on the boards!

did the inkblots predict this turn of cheekiness? Spike, does a legend of visions exist or was Rorschach's methods purely subjective and more to the point of bringing out the subject, and not so much about the answers?

http://theinkblot.com/

After a google, I guess this is the most "legit" online test available. But they aren't inkblots but bitmapped monochromes. Hardly the same thing, yes?

And here is how your answers would be assessed by the online test:

Rorschach Test Theory

The most widely used method in the United States is based on the work of John E. Exner. In the Exner system, responses are scored with reference to their level of vagueness or synthesis of multiple images in the blot, the location of the response, which of a variety of determinants is used to produce the response (i.e., what makes the inkblot look like what it is said to resemble), the form quality of the response (to what extent a response is faithful to how the actual inkblot looks), the contents of the response (what the respondent actually sees in the blot), the degree of mental organizing activity that is involved in producing the response, and any illogical, incongruous, or incoherent aspects of responses.

Using the scores for these categories, the examiner then performs a series of mathematical calculations producing a structural summary of the test data. The results of the structural summary are interpreted using existing empirical research data on personality characteristics that have been demonstrated to be associated with different kinds of responses. Both the calculations of scores and the interpretation are often done electronically.

We, on the other hand, dispense with all that technical and pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumo, and simply give you some random answers. Many people claim that these arfe every bit as good as the "real" Rorschach answers determined by some highly paid, fancy-pants clinician or psychologist.

;-p splendid! now, if only they were tattooed all over for a true inkblot grade

Lots of boners and clowns.

1 - A music conductor wearing a large cape, or with wings.

2 - Someone is handing me mud.

3 - Two men wearing bowties are picking up boulders while two women high-dive behind them.

4 - A dragon bending over.

5 - A bat (in flight)!

6 - A vag with something extra.

7 - Two pregnant ladies bumping tummies.

8 - Two small lizards crawling upside a larger one.

9 - Pigs, holding up Hippos, holding up fighting Antelope!

10 - Shrimp butting heads, blue crabs beside them and lots of underwater things floating about around them.

Too bad no one's here to go over my answers and tell me I'm crazy.

I can't really identify any particular image from any of those.
Maybe that means I'm sane? Or supremely unimaginative.

1. Some kind of feline face that's smiling.
2. Two clowns high-fiving.
3. Two people leaning toward's each other against a table, looking at a butterfly.
4. Some kind of demon head.
5. A bat.
6. A crazy looking guitar.
7. Two elephants on their hind legs, back to back.
8. A tiger walking along a body of water, with it's reflection in said water.
9. An exhaling bull charging at me.
10. A crab at the top amongst many sea creatures.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

I see murder. Lots and lots of murder.

A herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.

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1. angels making out
2. two bloody klansmen high fiving
3. now i see a clown
4. godzilla
5. that's a bat
6. voodoo witch doctor
7. flying through an opening in the clouds
8. two lizards climbing into a pair of faggoty rainbow boots
9. some sort of snake/moose hybrid
10. war

YOU CAN TAKE THE ACTUAL TEST HERE!!

http://www.theinkblot.com/

how screwed up are you?

[edit] damnit... someone else already posted that.