INKBLOT TEST
These are the actual, factual Rorschach inkblot tests used to separate the sane from the unsane (even though their use as a diagnostic tool is questionable). They're all public domain now, so we should post them here and talk about it! I'm just linking to the images so you can cringe in horror when you see an inkblot that looks like your father and OH GOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE BODY PARTS EVERYWHERE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_01.jpg
I see: it kind of looks like a fox head, and also it looks like a headless woman in a Victorian dress being borne aloft by angels with party hats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_02.jpg
I see: Two clowns high-fiving.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_03.jpg
I see: A hermaphrodite bowling team. They're carrying bowling balls in those little bags.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_04.jpg
I see: The face of a zombie dog.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_05.jpg
I see: A bat with extra penises.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_06.jpg
I see: Two Abe Lincoln heads and a penis.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_07.jpg
I see: the black part looks like Indians, and it looks like there's an apple core in the white area in the center.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_08.jpg
I see: Two cougars climbing a guy in a viking hat and clown suit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_09.jpg
I see: Two seahorses with arms riding atop a giant demonic skull.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_10.jpg
I see: Blue crabs with sponges cleaning up some spilled wine or juice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_10.jpg
1. laughing demon/gremlin face.
2. bleedy upside-down pelvis
3. two lesbian french maids dusting with guitars on the walls behind them
4. a giant carnivorous bug with serrated mandibles
5. a Luna Moth
6. the skin of some animal, probably a dog.
7. two cartoon native women dancing
8. Spinal column, tailbone, pelvis, hips, PRETTY.
9. Seahorse twins
10. Pelvic bone, garden of flowers, spiders, canaries.
I dont know why i see pelvic bones everywhere.
"There has been so bomb bomb!" - Drank Funk
1 - Death riding a pale horse.
2 - Death riding a pale horse.
3 - Death riding a pale horse.
4 - Death riding a pale horse.
5 - Death riding a pale horse.
6 - Death riding a pale horse.
7 - Death riding a pale horse.
8 - A fuzzy bunny.
9 - Death riding a pale horse.
10 - Death riding a pale horse.
"Less chatter more take camera and make with the clicky clicky. The anticipation is ripping my heart to shreds." -- Fano, Dress Down
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_01.jpg
I see: four flying pigs: the two on the right are hopeful and the two on the left are sinister
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_02.jpg
I see: two rottweilers looking at one master from opposite sides of a fence
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_03.jpg
I see: earth witches performing a fire dance for rebirthing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_04.jpg
I see: a Skeksi, one of the bird-like creatures from The Dark Crystal, hovering dorsal as I look at him from his feet up, tail towards the earth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_05.jpg
I see: the Butterfly Personal Massager
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_06.jpg
I see: A Lakota shaman atop the ridge of The Black Hills, blessing the lair of the phoenix
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_07.jpg
I see: two pony-tailed jitterbugging sock-hoppers doing the bumps
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_08.jpg
I see: a mountain lion, two cougars and two grizzlies gather at a watering hole
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_09.jpg
I see: a dragon fight where sherpas upon flying hippos keep the bloodthirsty turkeys at bay
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rorschach_blot_10.jpg
I see: the opera scene in The Fifth Element where the singer is the squid and Korban Dallas is represented by the broad shouldered blue central figure next to the Rose Robe adorned Rhuby Rhod. The blue crabs with the green guns are of course the Mangalores and Zorg is represented by the bottom dweller transparent wiggly with two green guns on the bottom.
Rossi's 99th Championship Last Lap vs Lorenzo -- FIAT YAMAHA MOTOGP
those were beautiful
I tried finding a clip of Richard Pryor in the movie Critical Condition where he's looking at inkblots but i couldn't find it. It's a shame too because it was a great scene.
Gee Chyna, you sure do like animals, I'd say!
"There has been so bomb bomb!" - Drank Funk
Gee Chyna, you sure do like animals, I'd say!
;-p much more than human forms apparently, wink.
Rossi's 99th Championship Last Lap vs Lorenzo -- FIAT YAMAHA MOTOGP
Gee Chyna, you sure do like animals, I'd say!
Are you saying the Lakota Indians are nothing but animals? You fucking racist! I am disgusted.
Gee Chyna, you sure do like animals, I'd say!
;-p much more than human forms apparently, wink.
NSFW
"There has been so bomb bomb!" - Drank Funk
I read Ted's answers so I can't really do this without seeing what he saw.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
yawn... i reviewed their products 6 years ago. for me, it's glass or pass...
Rossi's 99th Championship Last Lap vs Lorenzo -- FIAT YAMAHA MOTOGP
Gee Chyna, you sure do like animals, I'd say!
;-p much more than human forms apparently, wink.
NSFW
That caught me off guard. I had no idea they even made items like that. I'm surprised that's legal, simply because I figured the morality police would be all over it.
"Shift that fat ass, Harry. But slowly, or you'll swamp the damned boat." --George Washington to General Henry Knox, stepping into the boat in preparation of crossing the Delaware.
yawn... i reviewed their products 6 years ago. for me, it's glass or pass...
NSFanyone
"There has been so bomb bomb!" - Drank Funk
woohoo -- it's retro night on the boards!
did the inkblots predict this turn of cheekiness? Spike, does a legend of visions exist or was Rorschach's methods purely subjective and more to the point of bringing out the subject, and not so much about the answers?
After a google, I guess this is the most "legit" online test available. But they aren't inkblots but bitmapped monochromes. Hardly the same thing, yes?
And here is how your answers would be assessed by the online test:
Rorschach Test Theory
The most widely used method in the United States is based on the work of John E. Exner. In the Exner system, responses are scored with reference to their level of vagueness or synthesis of multiple images in the blot, the location of the response, which of a variety of determinants is used to produce the response (i.e., what makes the inkblot look like what it is said to resemble), the form quality of the response (to what extent a response is faithful to how the actual inkblot looks), the contents of the response (what the respondent actually sees in the blot), the degree of mental organizing activity that is involved in producing the response, and any illogical, incongruous, or incoherent aspects of responses.
Using the scores for these categories, the examiner then performs a series of mathematical calculations producing a structural summary of the test data. The results of the structural summary are interpreted using existing empirical research data on personality characteristics that have been demonstrated to be associated with different kinds of responses. Both the calculations of scores and the interpretation are often done electronically.
We, on the other hand, dispense with all that technical and pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumo, and simply give you some random answers. Many people claim that these arfe every bit as good as the "real" Rorschach answers determined by some highly paid, fancy-pants clinician or psychologist.
Rossi's 99th Championship Last Lap vs Lorenzo -- FIAT YAMAHA MOTOGP
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
;-p splendid! now, if only they were tattooed all over for a true inkblot grade
Rossi's 99th Championship Last Lap vs Lorenzo -- FIAT YAMAHA MOTOGP
Yeup.
"There has been so bomb bomb!" - Drank Funk
Lots of boners and clowns.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
1 - A music conductor wearing a large cape, or with wings.
2 - Someone is handing me mud.
3 - Two men wearing bowties are picking up boulders while two women high-dive behind them.
4 - A dragon bending over.
5 - A bat (in flight)!
6 - A vag with something extra.
7 - Two pregnant ladies bumping tummies.
8 - Two small lizards crawling upside a larger one.
9 - Pigs, holding up Hippos, holding up fighting Antelope!
10 - Shrimp butting heads, blue crabs beside them and lots of underwater things floating about around them.
Too bad no one's here to go over my answers and tell me I'm crazy.
I can't really identify any particular image from any of those.
Maybe that means I'm sane? Or supremely unimaginative.
Je t'aime.
1. Some kind of feline face that's smiling.
2. Two clowns high-fiving.
3. Two people leaning toward's each other against a table, looking at a butterfly.
4. Some kind of demon head.
5. A bat.
6. A crazy looking guitar.
7. Two elephants on their hind legs, back to back.
8. A tiger walking along a body of water, with it's reflection in said water.
9. An exhaling bull charging at me.
10. A crab at the top amongst many sea creatures.
I see murder. Lots and lots of murder.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
A herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.
THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST
THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS H. CHRIST
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
1. angels making out
2. two bloody klansmen high fiving
3. now i see a clown
4. godzilla
5. that's a bat
6. voodoo witch doctor
7. flying through an opening in the clouds
8. two lizards climbing into a pair of faggoty rainbow boots
9. some sort of snake/moose hybrid
10. war
YOU CAN TAKE THE ACTUAL TEST HERE!!
how screwed up are you? 
[edit] damnit... someone else already posted that.
(grey pistol black pistol hungry little knife)
(everything I carry in the back of my mind)
Those were very interesting. I tried not to read what you saw, so that my view wasn't slanted.
"Shift that fat ass, Harry. But slowly, or you'll swamp the damned boat." --George Washington to General Henry Knox, stepping into the boat in preparation of crossing the Delaware.