inefficient measurement systems and double entendres

Nah, she's knee high to a grasshopper.

Both of you kind of exude height without actually having it. Tis impressive.

I know Imke is tall. I think it's the freckles. My imagination is bizarro land.

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5'6" isn't tall!

Double post.

Everyone is tall for me. Except Sarah who's probably the only person I can make eye contact with without straining my neck.

Compared to these mini me's...

Really though, it's a pretty average height for women.

1.68? Yes, it's average verging on tall. Then again, as far as I've seen, women in Scandinavian countries are naturally taller than us, for instance.

It's not super tall but I think it's slightly taller than average. Here, anyway. Perhaps not in the Netherlands though...

But yeah, we're almost the same and people usually only comment on my height when I wear heels.

Oh, turns out I'm more like 5'7", since I'm exactly 1.70m.

1 Imke = 1 Jessica = 8.4 Jaz Spans = 7.4 Official Spans

= 1.1 Camilles = 0.94 Issacs = 0.93 Fathoms

DOUBLE POST

It's more of a north Irish brogue, but I can Scotch it up for you darling.

Is this the math you did at 4 in the morning?

I never said it was hard math.

I AM TALL! and I will step on all you short people!

Okay, I guess I'll settle for having perfect range with a clean shot to your naughty bits. Wear cups.

I'm shivering in my boots.

Hehe clean shot... naughty bits... Cups.

How did you do this and can you answer in a PM because I don't think the world is ready for cocks in the shoutbox. I would like this superpower though.

TEACH ME, PLEASE.

Interestingly, I was, until four days ago, exactly 6 feet tall barefoot. And now I am probably not. Somewhere between 5'11" and 6'1", but the exact current measurement is a mystery to all and, in fact, completely variable until the new bone fuses with the old.

I keep cranking the knob on my brace up tighter. Can't hurt, right?

I wonder if the height of your replacement bones' original owner makes a difference. Maybe you can try out for the basketball team after all this.

I didn't do anything. Just typed it in, and waited to see what funny replacement there is for it. Did I break shoutbox?

It's the power of plural!

And it only bans English words

Fano's a wise man when it comes to understanding the nature of cocks.

For future reference, in the middle you will find an average sized Mexican woman.

I love that I had to scroll down to actually see the third girl in the picture, haha.

Well, they were carved out of his discarded pelvic girdle, so, no. What makes the difference is how big a chunk they took. Because they don't custom-fit them so much as wedge them in and attach with screws. If it was a good fit, I wouldn't need this fiberglass and velcro bullshit holding my fucking head on.

My hand span is apparently 9.5 inches, which baffled me...

The girls are all short in here. I think I am the tallest at 5'7" (unless I missed someones post) melody needs to get in here so I'm not hovering over all of you.

I also Have no clue about how big my hand is, but my right hand is slightly smaller than my left, only really noticeable to me. And i have rather thin long fingers. But my pinkies are really useless. The get in the way, they are sort of down lower on my hand than they should be, the right length, but they start down lower, I don't think it looks too deformed, I mean they aren't deformed, but people do notice it and point it out. It makes attempting to play an instrument really hard. And they get caught on things. Stupid useless pinkies.

I think Melody is 5'9" plus.

She is gorgeous like that. I'm jealous of her.

I am sure you guys already know this, maybe a few dont, but I am tellin ya anyway. Your foot is the length between the inside of your elbow to your wrist. Do it!! Also from my thumb to my pinky finger the span is 7 and a 1/2 inches.

My arms or inexplicably long for some reason. I have a far reach. Just FYI if any of you piss me off I can slap through the interwebz.