In which I rant about the Oscars
They've just started an I'm going to talk about it. Here's what I have so far
Gone with the Wind may have won in 1939, but that was the year of Wizard of Oz. Sorry.
I have a big crush on James Franco.
Scarlett Johannson looks fine as hell.
ALICE IN WONDERLAND? Really?
Inception's cinematography was nice, I've got a soft spot for Black Swan, though.
Tom Hanks is getting old.
MORE TO COME
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
He's making me LOL
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Yeah. He is killing. The thing with the cane was great.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Aaaand it goes to Melissa Leo! I liked her a lot. Also Helena kind of looks like a bush. lawllawl
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Avatar FTW
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
toy story 3...easy
FUCK YEAH
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Scarlett Johansen looks like she's wearing a Jersey Shore bride's maids dress. It's horrible.
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Also, yay for starting this thread!!!!
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I didn't even notice her dress, honestly. There were way more important things.
#likeherass
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Apparently I was just on a local news commercial, walking away from the camera.
I feel famous... locally famous...
Sorkin!
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Nailed it.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
adapted and original screenplay!
I'm a big fan of 127 hours.
SOCIAL NETWORK. Eh, I expected it. I really liked Winter's Bone too.
original PLEASE KINGS SPEEEECH
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
She looked hawt from the boobs up if you could ignore the magenta lace horror.
Gwyneth Paltrow has a definite irritating, upper east side waspiness to her, but she always looks fabaluss. She's tearing up that lamé Calvin Klein. She and Halle Berry look the best this evening. Also, Sharon Stone who is like 50-something and still totally gorgeous and wearing some crazy black tight thing with undulating feathers bobbing around is killing it. They only showed her for like 2 seconds. Not everyone can get away with undulating feathers. Much less being 50-something with undulating feathers.
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Gwyneth looks WEIRD
WOOOOOOOOOO KING'S SPEECH CALLED IT
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Nuh uh. That dress is bad ass. She looks like a glimmery, blonde, Art Deco goddess.
Also, the emerald industry is obviously heavily involved in the jewelry loans this evening. There's all these egg sized emeralds walking around.
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D'aw Anne Hathaway is so adorbz.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Gone With the Wind is the best movie of all time.
And, I REALLY loved Anne's first dress (not the red one before it all started, but the white one with all the shimmery stuff).
Russell Brand is hideously ugly. Gross.
I'm watching the oscars on mute cause I'm on the phone, but I can't figure out how to turn on CC... so I have no idea what is going on.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I didn't see any of the foreign film nominees except for Dogtooth. But go Denmark?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I really liked James Franco's first dress.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
supporting: will it be xtian bale?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I know a guy who made out with James Franco. On screen.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
WERD.
The old broads are killin' it. Helen Mirren's body is sick and that dress is so elegant and such a great color.
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AND BATMAN WINS
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
^5
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FUCK YEAH TRENT REZNOR
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
oh my god hrrrrng scarlett
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Matthew McConolllolly has done something weird to his face. Eye job methinks. It's making him not as hawt. His eye crinkles were part of his Texas hawtness.
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STOP WINNING THINGS INCEPTION
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I gave up after they robbed the True Grit kid and then that whole thing with Kirk Douglas...echhhh, that was more awkward than every season or the Office rolled into one.
Social Network is gonna win the rest of everything and they'll sprinkle a couple tidbits to that King's Speech and that gay one to make it not look like as much a sham as it is.
It's cool though, because now I'll get to sleep earlier than 2 am.
Cate, honey, what are you wearing?
Cate Blanchett's dress is weird but I like it.
People tell me I look like her lately. I don't know why. I don't. I'm pale. She's pale. That's about it.
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I know it's weird and don't like the yellow things but she can get away with weird. She and Tilda Swinton can wear Star Trek uniforms and look good.
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Maybe it's just the nerd in me coming out but any woman can where a Star Trek uniform and look hot.
People tell me I look like her lately. I don't know why. I don't. I'm pale. She's pale. That's about it.
Cate and Tilda can both really can rock some weird shit, so true.
I'm not buttering you up but I swear you are far more beautiful than Cate Blanchett. You're both tall and thin and fair, but her face has nothing on yours. You're a classic beauty - very refined features.
>>>any woman can where a Star Trek uniform
>>any woman can where
>where
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
That dress that Amy Adams is wearing is very unflattering to her arms.
>>>any woman can where a Star Trek uniform
>>any woman can where
>where
WTF!? Oprah was about to drop a hamhock on those two for pushing her out of the spotlight!
get out the damn way, oprah
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
They keep showing that center stage with all that glitter stuff on the floor. Looks like Rip Taylor just won an Oscar.
Alice in Wonderland's winners: "I'd like to thank Hot Topic and Spencers Gifts..."
WTF!? The one gal just introduced the other gal who promptly came out and introduced the third gal! I was waiting for her to announce some fourth gal!
But the English guy won, so I guess she kinda did! HAY OH!
"Triangle of manlove" - Tom Hooper
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I really can't work out why her forearms look beefier than her biceps. That has to be an illusion, right?
She's Popeye!
I really can't work out why her forearms look beefier than her biceps. That has to be an illusion, right?
I think so, but I can't believe her stylist let her wear that.
I really can't work out why her forearms look beefier than her biceps. That has to be an illusion, right?
I think so, but I can't believe her stylist let her wear that.
Yeah. It's a great colour for her, just not a great dress for her.
Also not a fan of the green jewelry with the blue.
Kirk Douglas is the one getting old.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.