In light of Morey's demands....
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]that was, um.. quick or something. At least you coulda drawn it out some. Maybe described what it felt like or what you were thinking about or how you taste or something, I mean, for those other dudes who actually are interested in such thing. I'm just talking on their behalf...[/QUOTE]
im sorry- hows this... in fat, i ll do i again over a blue cotton t and a flimsy lace bra. I ran my thumb over the center of my breast , feeling the nipple harden into a peak. it was so soft and warm though the material of my shirt. i can just imagine the feel of someone else doing the same to me- a pad of a finger- large and somewhat rough from work- a bead of sweat, perhaps- dripping down my breast to drip off the sensitized tip. a soft lap of a tongue hot and slipery wet with saliva or my own moisture...
i dont know the guidlines so if ive broken any, i apologize.
[QUOTE=TheUnaffected]im sorry- hows this... in fat, i ll do i again over a blue cotton t and a flimsy lace bra. I ran my thumb over the center of my breast , feeling the nipple harden into a peak. it was so soft and warm though the material of my shirt. i can just imagine the feel of someone else doing the same to me- a pad of a finger- large and somewhat rough from work- a bead of sweat, perhaps- dripping down my breast to drip off the sensitized tip. a soft lap of a tongue hot and slipery wet with saliva or my own moisture...
i dont know the guidlines so if ive broken any, i apologize.[/QUOTE]
pretty much, for future reference you can use any words you want, no matter how perverted or porny or morally wrong as long as you don't post pictures illustrating your words... you can say all kinds of fucked-up things and never break any guidelines...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]pretty much, for future reference you can use any words you want, no matter how perverted or porny or morally wrong as long as you don't post pictures illustrating your words... you can say all kinds of fucked-up things and never break any guidelines...[/QUOTE]
is this just a ploy to get me to write more? or is it just a friendly FYI?
[QUOTE=TheUnaffected]is this just a ploy to get me to write more? or is it just a friendly FYI?[/QUOTE]
naw, I enjoyed the nipple thing alright I guess, I was just making it clear that anything goes here unless you pis off the wrong person... pretty much guidelines only apply when you keep poking and poking and poking with a stick the wrong person...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]naw, I enjoyed the nipple thing alright I guess, I was just making it clear that anything goes here unless you pis off the wrong person... pretty much guidelines only apply when you keep poking and poking and poking with a stick the wrong person...[/QUOTE]
very good. thank you then.
Banana Republic stretch denim suit w/shiny blue Geoffrey Beene open collar shirt, I'm going across the street to apply for a job.
Am I the only person picking up Morey's Bukowski vibe at the moment?
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[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]So, now you've got a pair of green plaid pants, Morey. What are you gonna do next?[/QUOTE]Buy some shorts, get a job, set fire to my head, i don't know, tell Brock to quit thinking about me maybe.
Hire me?
I would if I owned a gay avertising agency.
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[QUOTE=Pooka]I would if I owned a gay avertising agency.[/QUOTE]Ass, its actually a gay insurance agency and i have an interview Monday.
Gay insurance? I need me some of that.
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[QUOTE=Pooka]Gay insurance? I need me some of that.[/QUOTE]To protect your gayness, or protect against it? you know so's you don't catch it.
I just need to insure that I remain gay - as in happy.
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[QUOTE=morey]Hire me?[/QUOTE]
Shallowly based on just how you look? In an instant. Very sharp.
A Vendetta production. <3
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I totally thought Mine and Morey's little interchange was sig worthy, then I looked at it again and felt it was just worthy of a mention...BRAK!
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Hey. You jumped the gun, Pookar. I hadn't actually read the whole exchange at the time I made my post. But yes...sigworthy to be sure. You and morehead are like a couple of witty hens exchanging rapid-fire quips. Good show!
A Vendetta production. <3
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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Pookar[/QUOTE]
Ha, I totally forgot about that "R" thing. Nice one.
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[QUOTE=morey]Hire me?[/QUOTE]
you need a bigger bulge. I wouldn't hire you no matter how smart or work worthy you looked because you don't have a package in your pants...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Pooka]Am I the only person picking up Morey's Bukowski vibe at the moment?[/QUOTE]
Bukowski vibe, as in old, fat and ugly and usually inebriated? Bukowski is such a fucking hack...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]you need a bigger bulge. I wouldn't hire you no matter how smart or work worthy you looked because you don't have a package in your pants...[/QUOTE]I noticed that too, for the interview i'm gonna stick a ski hat down there, one with a pom pom.
[QUOTE=morey]Hire me?[/QUOTE]
hot
morey, learn to play the electric guitar for me, will ya?
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]hot
morey, learn to play the electric guitar for me, will ya?[/QUOTE]No way people that play those things make stupid faces.
the clarinet then?
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]the clarinet then?[/QUOTE]I'll be the guy in the front row who screams at the band WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP I"M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE!!
deftones shirt
lava bay pants
work shoes
white boxers
matching socks
[QUOTE=morey]I'll be the guy in the front row who screams at the band WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP I"M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE!![/QUOTE]
who tries to have conversations in the front row?
morey you are an anomaly
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]who tries to have conversations in the front row?
morey you are an anomaly[/QUOTE]
I'm not big on watching musicians play their dumb songs and really i'll only go see a band in a nightclub that has rooms to escape into, i used to like the after parties but to actually watch them 'perform', forget it.
Right now I'm wearing a paisley shirt from Express, diesel jeans and dc skate shoes. I think yes i have underwear on, gray hanes boxer briefs, my gut hangs over ever so slightly!
[QUOTE=morey]Right now I'm wearing a paisley shirt from Expres![/QUOTE]
paisley is great..
im wearing a vintage grey tweed jacket
black knit boatneck long sleeved top
over black and white tube top
levis
black boots
Im wearing a tshirt that says FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
this guy gave it to me at Lollapalooza last Summer to promote their site
and im wearing
a pair of terrycloth leisure capris
my hair wrapped in a loose bun
undies
[url]http://www.suicideclothing.com/[/url]
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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]you need a bigger bulge. I wouldn't hire you no matter how smart or work worthy you looked because you don't have a package in your pants...[/QUOTE]
I just think Morey's pants are like that cheap hotel he worked in. There's no ballroom.
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Ba Bing.
today i'm wearing brown clothes and i don't really feel like going on about it the styles and brands and such that'd be too much typing.
i like the way it sounds to say "leisure capris" out loud.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
I'm wearing my mum's old blue kimono from Hong Kong (in the 70s), green camisole top and my fav pink and white stripey M&S undies. I'm a tramp today.
red v-neck vest top
skinny jeans
red ballet pumps
+ chunky silver jewellery
Compared to the other occasional young bird I see around these parts, I always think I dress like a big giant frumpy dork. Today I made an effort. Drapey black wide-leg pants. Sheer pink patterned shirt with satin ribbon trim. White camisole underneath, so stretchy and binding I don't need to wear a bra. Burgundy pointy ankle boots. Silver and stained glass necklace and bracelet bought on Rue Moffetard, 2 silver rings, and as usual three sets of silver hoop earrings. Brown plastic hair claw thing I keep taking out and putting back in.
Today i woke up and felt extremely light, and breezy, so i went with color
My pink Yeah Yeah Yeahs t-shirt
and my brown with white floral Volcom sweater over it
and my straight legged Built By Wendys
Im barefoot right now but i did take my brown rainbows out so those'll be on my feet in a short while.
London Jean capris (yeah, I wear a lot of capri's, but it is just not that warm yet!)
white nylon Lycra camisole
Creme boatneck La Moda Shirt by SkinnieMinnie
Mogda Sandals
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"leisure capris"
not really... floods and a t shirt that says "astroburger" ...it's laundry day.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
Ralph's Italian Ices t-shirt
Nike Hoops sports pants with bottom zipper (undone, of course)
adidas sport sandals
Dolce and Gabbana aviator shades
me being relaxed and chilled out.
I think I need new clothes for sacramento
anyone here ever been on a business trip before?
black v-neck vest top with pink and white boucle front (my new work uniform <3) and a lace trim
denim skirt
black flip-flops with dainty pink flowers
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]I think I need new clothes for sacramento
anyone here ever been on a business trip before?[/QUOTE]Get a suit, either go buy a girl suit or go to a thrift store, buy a man suit and have it fitted you'll be more than good to go, my sister used to do this.
I'm wearing a purple and gold towel.
Im not doing shit today but rotting here, and maybe i'll go get some DvD's.. ..so Im wearing:
-Urchin-colored Velour Cargo relaxies
-Holey Hemp sleeveless Tshirt
-VS panties and camisole
-socks
-Black Etnie Tennies.
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Today is VERY much lazy day. A cotton sporty jacket, a D.A.R.E. T, jeans, cushy flip flops, red bowling bag.
[QUOTE=morey]Get a suit, either go buy a girl suit or go to a thrift store, buy a man suit and have it fitted you'll be more than good to go, my sister used to do this.[/QUOTE]
yeah, but I'm gonna be there for a week and it will be hot. Do I need five different suits?
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]yeah, but I'm gonna be there for a week and it will be hot. Do I need five different suits?[/QUOTE]just get two, and have like 5 shirts. A uniform is key!
what kind of shoes does a girl wear with a suit? I assume you see this in pants, as I DO NOT do skirts...
any suggestions?
morey is the opposite of all things russian geologist. not dynamic. not robust. not a steak and chops man. no double scotch rocks. doesn't make things happen. wears green plaid anything,let alone pants. no big hairy hands. no powerful fist that comes down on a conference table with peremptory authority. no mysticism. no sensuality. no sexuality. covered with centipede stings and reeking of urine. if anything, he's a scalder of puppies whorides banana-seated bikes that don't have banana seats...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...