i'm leaving...humanity

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Hmmm. someone else musta given it 5.[/QUOTE]

i know what you are implying you jerk, but it wasn;t me.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i know what you are implying you jerk, but it wasn;t me.[/QUOTE]
It was me, you're the bloody jerk.

You can be such a dick sometimes.

everybody quit being mean to the turtle. turtles have feelings too.

He was the one who was the one!

[QUOTE=Vendetta]It was me, you're the bloody jerk.

You can be such a dick sometimes.[/QUOTE]

hey! quit it!

"Want to hear a poem I wrote? 'I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me.' That's it."

my take on this thread update: still confounding. i haven't the dillydarndest what the hell any of you are talking about.

[QUOTE=vidalia]my take on this thread update: still confounding. i haven't the dillydarndest what the hell any of you are talking about.[/QUOTE]

first of all watch the language, with the dillydamn stuff. i don't like that.

second, nothing. this thread is utter crap.

"You are all diseased."

it's just cabin fever, dude.

ezra pound says: this thread is filth!

[QUOTE=snuffy]it's just cabin fever, dude.[/QUOTE]
Actually it's George Carlin.

omg, it gets worse. how???

[QUOTE=vidalia]ezra pound says: this thread is filth![/QUOTE]
That U2 song sucks Doc Brown's bogus atom bomb pinball machine parts.

i'm sorry i'm going to have to ask you people to post on topic.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]That U2 song sucks Doc Brown's bogus atom bomb pinball machine parts.[/QUOTE]
sure does. my friend says that u2 is now the world's greatest u2 cover band. and everyone knows it's CUATTRO (assuming that's the spelling). duh.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i'm sorry i'm going to have to ask you people to post on topic.[/QUOTE]
Below

me, Trebec!

i wanna go back to the island. i miss it.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i'm sorry i'm going to have to ask you people to post on topic.[/QUOTE]
but... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT IS THE TOPIC?

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Below

me, Trebec![/QUOTE]

helooooo helllllooooooooo! na nananananana vertigoooooooooooo!

FEEEEEEEEEEL FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!

This is making [I]me[/I] want to leave humanity. So I reckon it's on topic.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]This is making [I]me[/I] want to leave humanity. So I reckon it's on topic.[/QUOTE]

whoa look out! it's funnytime!

[QUOTE=snuffy]whoa look out! it's funnytime![/QUOTE]
Hey. I've got me funny pants on.

this thread is so much fun that i just took my pants off.

[QUOTE=vidalia]but... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT IS THE TOPIC?[/QUOTE]

as will farrel says:

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity

Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind

Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind

Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind

[QUOTE=snuffy]whoa look out! it's funnytime![/QUOTE]
Hey how did your writing class go?

that's kansas.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Hey how did your writing class go?[/QUOTE]
apparently well, since captain inspiration is quoting will ferrell from old school quoting kansas. sigh.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Hey how did your writing class go?[/QUOTE]

it went well. I'm fond of the teacher and the students seem pretty interested and engaged. it's an older group though, not many people my age.

[QUOTE=vidalia]apparently well, since captain inspiration is quoting will ferrell from old school quoting kansas. sigh.[/QUOTE]

oh, it's on.

[QUOTE=vidalia]apparently well, since captain inspiration is quoting will ferrell from old school quoting kansas. sigh.[/QUOTE]
ahem.

BURRRRRNNNN!!

[QUOTE=moe.ron]ahem.

BURRRRRNNNN!![/QUOTE]

i hate you guys. i really do.

[QUOTE=snuffy]oh, it's on.[/QUOTE]
it'll be on if a certain someone gets off the cult and in the car....

get out of my dreams - - - and into my car woooOOOooooOOOooo

[QUOTE=vidalia]it'll be on if a certain someone gets off the cult and in the car....

get out of my dreams - - - and into my car woooOOOooooOOOooo[/QUOTE]

i'm coming in ten minutes. i'm not ringing the bell, i don;t want to see your whiney, poodle-haired roomate today. she makes me sick.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i'm coming in ten minutes. i'm not ringing the bell, i don;t want to see you whiney, poodle-haired roomate today. she makes me sick.[/QUOTE]
my haircut man calls them "puerto rican bangs." i don't know what he means exactly but i think it's funny.

will you two quit spamming up every thread in the joint and go fuck already?

that was not spamming. i'm going to go pack my overnight bag, mister crassypants.

ahhhhhhhhhaaaaaa... does he always say this??

[QUOTE=Balthazar]will you two quit spamming up every thread in the joint and go fuck already?[/QUOTE]

let's try to class it up a little bit, ok? jeeze.

but it wasnt my fault, i swear

dude, wassup.

[QUOTE=snuffy]dude, wassup.[/QUOTE]
What happens if humanity leaves you first, Snuff?

Vidalia, you ask what this thread's about or what prompted it. My guess is, Snuffy read [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=18782]this[/URL] and thought, "Fuck this place, I'm forming my own island! With blackjack! And hookers!" Eventually he decided to skip the blackjack and everyone else decided to skip the island, apparently. However, we might be getting back on track. I dunno, it's early and I'm rambling but I feel like typing anyway, don'tcha know?

honestly, I think your comedic genius I am just ashamed and too jealous to admit it.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]What happens if humanity leaves you first, Snuff?[/QUOTE]

i'll get a really good lawyer.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i'll get a really good lawyer.[/QUOTE]
After humanity it's just you and the lawyers. Chillin' and illin'

[QUOTE=Vendetta]After humanity it's just you and the lawyers. Chillin' and illin'[/QUOTE]

what should this thread be about today?

[QUOTE=snuffy]what should this thread be about today?[/QUOTE]
Today: Snuffy predicts your future.

vendetta:

following worldwide neutron bomb devastation, you will be named queen of scotland and get to ride horses all day and paint your face half blue and half white.

Sounds likely enough.