i'm leaving...humanity

[QUOTE=vandamage]Yes, yes...slip into the capitalism...deeper deeper[/QUOTE]

But the leather, sunroof & Bose sound system... they would make me a better person. I would be popular again, like I was in high school. (Ok, I wasn't popular in high school, but I'm working on remembering that differently. Ten years from now, I'll have been the captain of the football team.)

[QUOTE=ireLocus]But the leather, sunroof & Bose sound system... they would make me a better person. I would be popular again, like I was in high school. (Ok, I wasn't popular in high school, but I'm working on remembering that differently. Ten years from now, I'll have been the captain of the football team.)[/QUOTE]

*slaps ireLocus across face*

SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN! JESUS! WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?

dr. balthazar may have to leave this island soon.

i can't be having to deal with a neurotic turtle all the damn time.

[QUOTE=Undertow]*slaps ireLocus across face*

SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN! JESUS! WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?[/QUOTE]

Ow... jeeze... what ... where am I? What's .... goin' on.... ?

I don't know what came over me. I was fooled by the seducitons of a cleverly marketed luxury scooter.. and honestly, I wish I could say it was the first time. Thanks for being there for me, Undertow. Lord knows where I'd be without guys like you.

[QUOTE=Balthazar]dr. balthazar may have to leave this island soon.

i can't be having to deal with a neurotic turtle all the damn time.[/QUOTE]

But, you're a doctor! Can't you give him something?

[QUOTE=ireLocus]Ow... jeeze... what ... where am I? What's .... goin' on.... ?

I don't know what came over me. I was fooled by the seducitons of a cleverly marketed luxury scooter.. and honestly, I wish I could say it was the first time. Thanks for being there for me, Undertow. Lord knows where I'd be without guys like you.[/QUOTE]

"We're all in it together, Lowry."

[QUOTE=Undertow]But, you're a doctor! Can't you give him something?[/QUOTE]

dude is high on his own supply

[QUOTE=Balthazar]dr. balthazar may have to leave this island soon.

i can't be having to deal with a neurotic turtle all the damn time.[/QUOTE]

The sad thing is, I'm not even a turtle...

[QUOTE=snuffy]dude is high on his own supply[/QUOTE]

what the fuck do you know? youre a red turtle.

[QUOTE=Undertow]But, you're a doctor! Can't you give him something?[/QUOTE]
he's not that kind of a doctor...he's a phd.

[QUOTE=Balthazar]what the fuck do you know? youre a red turtle.[/QUOTE]

i know things about people. and i'm mostly black.

[QUOTE=snuffy]dude is high on his own supply[/QUOTE]

That's fine as long as there's enough to share. No, wait, who am I kidding, here's the crop! *waves hand towards plants behind me* There's a couple wild chickens around, I'll just get some eggs, pick some cocoa beans and take your flour you miraculously happen to have on hand and I'll make us some brownies au hemp!

i can't believe i haven't been invited to wellmount. every ounce of coolness in this damned island i've brought. whatevah.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i know things about people. and i'm mostly black.[/QUOTE]

so.. youre still a turtle. what are you gonna do? shit on my foot?

[QUOTE=Undertow]That's fine as long as there's enough to share. No, wait, who am I kidding, here's the crop! *waves hand towards plants behind me* There's a couple wild chickens around, I'll just get some eggs, pick some cocoa beans and take your flour you miraculously happen to have on hand and I'll make us some brownies au hemp![/QUOTE]

ok, now YOU are high on your own supply, too.

[QUOTE=moe.ron]i can't believe i haven't been invited to wellmount. every ounce of coolness in this damned island i've brought. whatevah.[/QUOTE]

Hey, you know how I feel.

[QUOTE=Balthazar]so.. youre still a turtle. what are you gonna do? shit on my foot?[/QUOTE]

yes, and then scurry away with al deliberate speed.

[QUOTE=moe.ron]i can't believe i haven't been invited to wellmount. every ounce of coolness in this damned island i've brought. whatevah.[/QUOTE]

oh it was assumed. not that you would even visit if you were invited

[QUOTE=moe.ron]i can't believe i haven't been invited to wellmount. every ounce of coolness in this damned island i've brought. whatevah.[/QUOTE]

you go where i go... you can cook snuffy before we leave.

[QUOTE=Undertow]Hey, you know how I feel. :)[/QUOTE]
i've told you once, i'll tell you again: i'm no jane to ANYONE'S tarzan. i'm a mary tyler moore of the jungle, ya heard?

[QUOTE=Balthazar]you go where i go... you can cook snuffy before we leave.[/QUOTE]

tofu man, you wouldn't eat me.

[QUOTE=snuffy]yes, and then scurry away with al deliberate speed.[/QUOTE]
'course, if you had a scooter.... oh nevermind.

[QUOTE=snuffy]tofu man, you wouldn't eat me.[/QUOTE]
that's why he said i can cook you before we leave. mmmm...turtle soouuuuupppp....

[QUOTE=ireLocus]'course, if you had a scooter.... oh nevermind.[/QUOTE]

fucking goddamn scooters. i have no thumbs you idiot!

[QUOTE=moe.ron]that's why he said i can cook you before we leave. mmmm...turtle soouuuuupppp....[/QUOTE]

tofu woman, you wouldn't eat me.

[QUOTE=snuffy]tofu woman, you wouldn't eat me.[/QUOTE]
what did you just call me?

[QUOTE=moe.ron]what did you just call me?[/QUOTE]

you heard me.

bitch, i will so slap bbq sauce on you and eat you with corn on the cob...

[QUOTE=moe.ron]bitch, i will so slap bbq sauce on you and eat you with corn on the cob...[/QUOTE]

that is awful, really awful.

Then I Will Rule Your Pitiful Little Island!!

[QUOTE=moe.ron]i've told you once, i'll tell you again: i'm no jane to ANYONE'S tarzan. i'm a mary tyler moore of the jungle, ya heard?[/QUOTE]

Fine. Mary, will you swing on some vines with me?

[QUOTE=moe.ron]Then I Will Rule Your Pitiful Little Island!![/QUOTE]

naw, balthy's daisy friends at PETA got my back, even if YOU don't

bitch.

i love you, snuffy - snuffy the turtle. you wanna love me back? i'll be good to you.

[QUOTE=Balthazar]i love you, snuffy - snuffy the turtle. you wanna love me back? i'll be good to you.[/QUOTE]

oh it's that easy is it? you just told jeniifer she could make soup out of my fragile self.

i'll turtle fart in your general direction.

[QUOTE=snuffy]oh it's that easy is it? you just told jeniifer she could make soup out of my fragile self.

i'll turtle fart in your general direction.[/QUOTE]

if i wasnt a member of PETA i'd break you to pieces with a hammer. fucking bitch.

[QUOTE=snuffy]naw, balthy's daisy friends at PETA got my back, even if YOU don't

bitch.[/QUOTE]
alright, fine. last thing i need is bitches in lettuce bikinis giving me a hard time.

[QUOTE=Balthazar]if i wasnt a member of PETA i'd break you to pieces with a hammer. fucking bitch.[/QUOTE]

all this bitch talk is making me hungry, 'm gonna go get me some kelp or whatever the fuck i eat now.

Can I be your Rhoda or Phyllis ?

Snuffy this turtle shit is ghey.

i said it before and i'll say it again: i don't get this thread.

[QUOTE=vidalia]i said it before and i'll say it again: i don't get this thread.[/QUOTE]

It's about penises.

yeah it is kinda stupid.

I always thought a wheelbarrow would be a good thing to have if you were shipwrecked on an island. A machete and a wheelbarrow. You could get a lot done. Digging, slashing, defending, slaying and skinning, hauling, flipping the wheelbarrow over and crawling under it for protection from the rain and wind...

wilson!

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]It's about penises.[/QUOTE]
is it? i come in and read a few posts here and there, i did around page one and two, and then again just now, and there was all this turtle talk, and now everyone's all like, i'll eat you! and i'm like, thanks cult, your lips are moving but i can't hear what you're saying.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Can I be your Rhoda or Phyllis ?

Snuffy this turtle shit is ghey.[/QUOTE]
why play second potato when you can have your own starring role in the 'island of dr. balthazar' the musical?

[QUOTE=vidalia]is it? i come in and read a few posts here and there, i did around page one and two, and then again just now, and there was all this turtle talk, and now everyone's all like, i'll eat you! and i'm like, thanks cult, your lips are moving but i can't hear what you're saying.[/QUOTE]

Precisely, penises.

Turtle = penis

eating = penis

island...hello!..penis!

[QUOTE=moe.ron]why play second potato when you can have your own starring role in the 'island of dr. balthazar' the musical?[/QUOTE]

B'zahh and the amazing technicolor dream island

[QUOTE=vidalia]is it? i come in and read a few posts here and there, i did around page one and two, and then again just now, and there was all this turtle talk, and now everyone's all like, i'll eat you! and i'm like, thanks cult, your lips are moving but i can't hear what you're saying.[/QUOTE]

Oh wow, I've actually had that song in my head all day!

[QUOTE=moe.ron]why play second potato when you can have your own starring role in the 'island of dr. balthazar' the musical?[/QUOTE]

at least i don;t have a yankee fan and owen wilson hater in my thread.

calm the fuck down!