i'm leaving...humanity

[QUOTE=snuffy]i am gonna netflix this movie, it looks like my cup of tea.[/QUOTE]
Hey. I made a new ART thread on permabanned. There's only one topless woman on it though.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i am gonna netflix this movie, it looks like my cup of tea.[/QUOTE]

I remember when I was little I only saw the end, when he is talking to the robot, telling him to take care of the plants. And I remember feeling sad for the robot because he was left all alone in space, watering the ferns. My mom told me not to feel sad for the robot because a robot is happiest when he is doing his job. Remember that if you netflix it, Snuffy.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Hey. I made a new ART thread on permabanned. There's only one topless woman on it though.[/QUOTE]

oohhh! goody. i'll check it.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I remember when I was little I only saw the end, when he is talking to the robot, telling him to take care of the plants. And I remember feeling sad for the robot because he was left all alone in space, watering the ferns. My mom told me not to feel sad for the robot because a robot is happiest when he is doing his job. Remember that if you netflix it, Snuffy.[/QUOTE]
On the Sims the robot wears a hat while it waters the plants.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I remember when I was little I only saw the end, when he is talking to the robot, telling him to take care of the plants. And I remember feeling sad for the robot because he was left all alone in space, watering the ferns. My mom told me not to feel sad for the robot because a robot is happiest when he is doing his job. Remember that if you netflix it, Snuffy.[/QUOTE]

the closets experienc ei have to that is when i creid when optimus prime dies in the transformers. i talk about it alot on here. it still makes me sad.

[QUOTE=snuffy]the closets experienc ei have to that is when i creid when optimus prime dies in the transformers. i talk about it alot on here. it still makes me sad.[/QUOTE]

I cried at that too. Prime was the man. The droid, whatever.

[QUOTE=Undertow]I cried at that too. Prime was the man. The droid, whatever.[/QUOTE]

the little light on his chest wjust went out on my brain refused to accept it.

i can feel myself turning into a turtle. it's slow. but the shell is developing.

i think you need balthazar on your island.

hmm, ok, what does he do?

I determined I'm going to be the one living local of the island, all raggy-looking and carrying a spear around, never saying anything except little bits of advice or warnings about the land.

he's got his own kind of magic, (i hear he's got a magic stick, even!) but i think maybe he should be island storyteller.

[QUOTE=Undertow]I determined I'm going to be the one living local of the island, all raggy-looking and carrying a spear around, never saying anything except little bits of advice or warnings about the land.[/QUOTE]
island crazy coot!!

[QUOTE=snuffy]a painted turtle? what about thosehuge ones, tha live for 200 years.

random: there is a story about one million years of consciousness. it is called "the jaunt" and it is by stephen king. it is so fucking scary.[/QUOTE]

Man, I read that. And then that kid RIPS OUT HIS OWN EYEBALLS.

Also, did anyone else ever read "Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawking? There's a woman in the first chapter who's totally convinced that the world is not round, that it does, in fact, rest on the back of a giant turtle. The quote I remember from it was, "It's turtles all the way!"

[QUOTE=moe.ron]island crazy coot!![/QUOTE]

Damn right!

[QUOTE=moe.ron]he's got his own kind of magic, (i hear he's got a magic stick, even!) but i think maybe he should be island storyteller.[/QUOTE]

sorta like yoda, always tricking everyone and talking to people that are dead. ok, i'm withj you. what's his new name?

[QUOTE=snuffy]hmm, ok, what does he do?[/QUOTE]

craftsman extraordinaire, temperate fellow, top-notch.

island name?

[QUOTE=snuffy]island name?[/QUOTE]
Wank.

[QUOTE=snuffy]island name?[/QUOTE]

I'm the local and I don't even know what it's called.

[QUOTE=snuffy]sorta like yoda, always tricking everyone and talking to people that are dead. ok, i'm withj you. what's his new name?[/QUOTE]
as if "balthazar" isn't a magical-enough name!! wait, since he knows everything, including the secrets of the universe, he should probably be dr. balthazar.

[QUOTE=snuffy]island name?[/QUOTE]Poontangia.

[QUOTE=jane s.]Man, I read that. And then that kid RIPS OUT HIS OWN EYEBALLS.

Also, did anyone else ever read "Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawking? There's a woman in the first chapter who's totally convinced that the world is not round, that it does, in fact, rest on the back of a giant turtle. The quote I remember from it was, "It's turtles all the way!"[/QUOTE]
I remeber that part I was gonna say something more else on this topic but it has slipped my mind. I must now go have more caffine

[QUOTE=moe.ron]as if "balthazar" isn't a magical-enough name!! wait, since he knows everything, including the secrets of the universe, he should probably be dr. balthazar.[/QUOTE]

captain balthazar.

also, poontangia is good, but isn;t that a ltitle sexual?

[QUOTE=snuffy]captain balthazar.

also, poontangia is good, but isn;t that a ltitle sexual?[/QUOTE]
Yeah there's no sex on the island. Or girls!

no its not.

[QUOTE=jane s.]Also, did anyone else ever read "Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawking? There's a woman in the first chapter who's totally convinced that the world is not round, that it does, in fact, rest on the back of a giant turtle. The quote I remember from it was, "It's turtles all the way!"[/QUOTE]

i remember the quote, i pciked that up at a friends house and read it for a while.

[QUOTE=morey]no its not.[/QUOTE]

ok if you say so.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Yeah there's no sex on the island. Or girls![/QUOTE]

Consider my toots and flute out of here then.

Don't blame you mate, wig wigs.

What the fook is a wig? And why are you giving me two of them?

[QUOTE=Pooka]What the fook is a wig?[/QUOTE]
I don't know. Just saying things.

Cool.

i never sai dthere was no girls!

you haven't assigned any girls to your island. i mean, viddles is going to visit, but that's about it.

If you guys are crashing on my native land, you better bring some honeys.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i'm leaving...humanity[/QUOTE]

I imagine the dot dot dot is you doing a trump.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]I imagine the dot dot dot is you doing a trump.[/QUOTE]

no, it was just becasue of all those "i'm leaving the cult!" threads.

[QUOTE=Pooka]What the fook is a wig? And why are you giving me two of them?[/QUOTE]Its a hat, for people without hair.

[QUOTE=Pooka]Consider my toots and flute out of here then.[/QUOTE]

um, the song?

a little one. black and red.

but i get on'ry if picked up.

[QUOTE=snuffy]the little light on his chest wjust went out on my brain refused to accept it.[/QUOTE]

Oh crap that brings back traumatic memories. Snuff you bring back stuff that's been locked way back in my memort closet. Even behind the dusty planks whene you squeeze in the stuff you don't need for another twelve years.

ok, i just had some sushi and i am doing some thinking about this island.

it's can't be called poontangia, that;s just dirty. It's called the Isle of Wellmount.

i'm being very sexist in my assignments, we need to assign some girls.

vidalia can be a turtle, too.

sara faye can be a gaurdian angel who protects the order of the turtles and catches them if they are about to fall of cliffs and such.

jane s. can be the crazy cat lady who names all of her cats after people and animals on the island. i would say bunny lady but if we had bunnies then they would make more bunnies and the island would be overrun and then we'd have to get foxes.

ok, that's three so far

Your island will soon get crowded and in need of a voting sytem and infrastructure.

THEN WHERE YOU GONNA GO?

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Your island will soon get crowded and in need of a voting sytem and infrastructure.

THEN WHERE YOU GONNA GO?[/QUOTE]

we live of the fat of the land. no voting. and turtles don;t vote anyway.

[QUOTE=snuffy]we live of the fat of the land. no voting. and turtles don;t vote anyway.[/QUOTE]

I'm just warning you man, I've seen this happen time and again and it always failed. It's human nature, and don't give me this turtle crap because you're human on the inside. The inside man!

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]I'm just warning you man, I've seen this happen time and again and it always failed. It's human nature, and don't give me this turtle crap because you're human on the inside. The inside man![/QUOTE]

in point of fact i am a human being on the outside, a turtle on the inside. but i'm working on fixing the first part.

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[QUOTE=ireLocus]Oooh... even I want a Thrust nitro. Neato.[/QUOTE]

Yes, yes...slip into the capitalism...deeper deeper