"I'm drunk and cold and lost."

Apparently you havet read my recent posts at night.

One time I was so wasted on Jagr that i saw a green glowing horse in the road.
And aother time I drank so much Tequilla that I forgot how I got home
And another time I drank too much Tequilla at a party at Ocean Beach (SF) and apparently took a leak next to the Caldecott tunnel. I say apparently cause I dont remember.
And another time......
Remeber when you guys told my not to apologize for my alcohol consumption like 3 days ago?
This has been occuring for years!

I NEVER black out.

[QUOTE=rossthefireman]
And aother time I drank so much Tequilla that I forgot how I got home[/QUOTE]
I've done that one before.
I've out dranken almost everyone I know,and Haven't blacked out yet! I've only puked once, and that was because I drank a little too much out of a keg.I was once so drunk that I walked into my living room with my girlfriend around 3 in the morning, and I diden't see that her mom was there (Someone told her mom she was over) and I was planin' on having sex with her that night, and we where goign to go to my room when we got home.
Anyway, we walked in and she started talking to her mom, the standard bullshit "Hi mom, what are you doign here...i'm not drunk...blah blhab ahl" and I said- Right in the middle of her mom talking- "Wana go upstairs and fuck now?"

I dont remember this happening, as I was so drunk, but I do remember not having a girlfriend the next day.

Funny stuff!

God grant me the serenity
to except the things i can not change
change the things i know i can
and the wisdom to kow the difference

keep coming back it works if you work it and were all worth it

i've heard a dozens of hundereds of stories like yours and a lot of them eneded with that prayer. But then again alot of them came out my mouth,
some advice that some people might call " common Knowledge" if you dink alot and you do speed don't expect to sleep. I used to have to drink alot to sleep at night. this one night me and my buddies where doing speed for no apparnt reason and so my bed time rolled around and i had to work so i thought ( being the genius that i am) if i just shotgun these three Old E tall boy cans i'll be off to sleep lickity slipt. I ended up wakeing up on my couch which was wierd because i love my bed, anyway i was wearing these awful pants that i hate and have no idea why i own and nothing else no underware not shit. it turned out me and my friends went swiming and/or/ perhaps surfing at 5 in te morning and i almost got in a fight with wake borders for calling them pussyes, anyway i'm not sure if it was fun. i also was playing with a knife and so my hand was split open and my kitchen table, seats and floor where stained red. this other time i woke up in this room in this house i'd never been befor, my shoes where placed neatley side by side by my head and there was nothing in the room besides the two blankets and a pillow wrapped around me. that was a wierd one. and this past 4th of july i woke up in my dish washer from works RV in some appartment parking lot. we where partying in the woods and he saw me passed out in some bushes so he grabed me and put me in the front seat, then he said while he was saying his good byes i got up and started takeing off in his ride with the E-break on. i didn't find out for days. the last thing i remembered was listening to a free style like 4 hours before i left. then this one time i dumped my whole beer over my friends head then i tried jump kicking him a bunch. then this one time i was eating corn and wouldn't stop yelling" NAH SEE!" and shoving this corn husk in my buddys girl's face, that same girl used to lick me when i passed out. then this other time i kept turning off that girls TV and yelling at her every time she turned back on. anyway i've blacked out so many times i can't even remember. but hey bottoms up

I was walking along last night, vomiting on the pavement and saying, 'It's all right I've done this before'
Before that I nearly got kicked out of a club for knocking down this partition wall. I bent down to pick it up but ended up just sitting on the floor, looking at it.

I rarely drink enough to black out, though it's happened a few times. More often than not I'll drink enough to be a little [i]too[/i] friendly. I'll wander around blasted with my girlfriend, arm in arm, then she'll go to get more drinks and I'll wander around with some other female friend, arm in arm, have big [i]meaningful conversations[/i] (e.g., drunken bullshit) and generally just kinda be a little too cozy with whoever is around.

As I'm normally very reserved, this means I usually disappear for a few days after a night of heavy drinking.

So far the least comprehensible thing I've done in a while was a couple weeks ago. I threw a big party and had a lot of people over. Once it was really going I ditched my own party to go to the bar across the street. I still don't know why. I can't look the bartender in the face anymore, and I don't know why that is either, which really bothers me. I know I did something embarassing, I just don't know what.

Then there was the time I woke up in a strange hotel with naked people, the time I woke up on Hollywood Blvd., the time I puked out a window into a brand new BMW convertible, etc.

[QUOTE=Capo]I'll wander around with some other female friend, arm in arm, have big [i]meaningful conversations[/i] (e.g., drunken bullshit) and generally just kinda be a little too cozy with whoever is around.
[/QUOTE]
They best conversations I have had have been when I've been drunk. Everything seems so much clearer when your blood alcohol level is .15. Your ambitions and goals grow, announcing to all how you will achieve greatness, how you are going to change the world. The best is when you tell people how you are going to include them in your rise to the top and how you won't forget them.
"Dude, I'm not going to forget about you. You are awesome. Remember when we went camping and you caught that big ass fish? You rock."

Theres is nothing that cannot be tackled or achieved when drunk. My best(worst ultimately) ideas come at the end of a 12 pack. Can't-miss concepts that somehow fail despite how fool proof they should have been.
Ahhh, [I]l'alcool[/I].

With coworkers... "You know, we never spend enough time together! We should do stuff all the time. You need to do more photography. I'll help you! We'll build your portfolio and get you a gallery deal! Yeah! I'll manage you! Yeah!"

my worst would be the first time(and coincidentally the last time) that i drank vodka

i got so drunk and horney that i was whipping my wang around and screaming something. i got frustrated and walked into what i thought was woods and got lost (it turns out that it was just maybe 10 rows of trees tops) i got mad half way through and sat down to figure out what was going on. i look down at my hand and i have the bottle in my hand so i take another swig(i pour most of it on my self but manage to get a decent amount in my mouth i think)

and from that point on i blacked out.

i woke up with two broken fingers and a pants full of poo

and it turns out i was just 200 feet from the house, but since i was being such a drunken asshole they just let me go.

apparently i was defending the bottle of vodka calling it my long lost aborted son and swinging at people with the bottle trying to get them to back away and some how during the course of one of the wild swings i bitch slapped one of my friends in the face with the bottle (he didnt talk to me for a week, still wont tell me what else i did).

Good times.

[QUOTE=Capo]With coworkers... "You know, we never spend enough time together! We should do stuff all the time. You need to do more photography. I'll help you! We'll build your portfolio and get you a gallery deal! Yeah! I'll manage you! Yeah!"[/QUOTE]
Lately I have been spending a lot of time with coworkers outside of work. I have realized that I have yet to socialize with them while out with my non-work friends. I guess its my way of keeping my private life seperate from my work. I might try mixing it amongst both groups soon.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Lately I have been spending a lot of time with coworkers outside of work. I have realized that I have yet to socialize with them while out with my non-work friends. I guess its my way of keeping my private life seperate from my work. I might try mixing it amongst both groups soon. :)[/QUOTE]

dont really try too much with the integration of groups of people in your life
it gets way way too complex, especially when you have more than 2 groups

ive been trying for a year and a half to blend my friends from on campus with my cool co workers with my friends outside of both of them, and all thats happened so far has been one car accident and one akward day with one of my friends being chased by campus security most of the day

[QUOTE=phlegmatics]dont really try too much with the integration of groups of people in your life
it gets way way too complex, especially when you have more than 2 groups

ive been trying for a year and a half to blend my friends from on campus with my cool co workers with my friends outside of both of them, and all thats happened so far has been one car accident and one akward day with one of my friends being chased by campus security most of the day[/QUOTE]
I know what you mean about it being complex. I have never remained friends with former coworkers expect for one guy. He is in my group of friends now. A lot of the time its out of convience that I hang out with one group and not the other, or both.

The Coworkers vs. New Friends vs. Old Friends battle is pretty interesting, actually. I rarely end up crossing people over from one group to the other, though it tends to work well when I do.

The thing about coworkers is that I like some of them more than my other friends, but by virtue of working together we are unlikely to socialize in some significant ways I would with my regular friends. I don't really know why that is.

[QUOTE=Capo]
The thing about coworkers is that I like some of them more than my other friends, but by virtue of working together we are unlikely to socialize in some significant ways I would with my regular friends. I don't really know why that is.[/QUOTE]

because your around them frequently surrounded by a dull enviroment and pissy people for 8 hour periods

Nah, that's not it.

I know a lot of guys I work with I wouldn't hang out with on a regular basis and tend to socialize with them usually after work or at work related events. Hardly ever do I do things with co-workers that was planned or spontaneous for that matter on days off and what not.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]I know a lot of guys I work with I wouldn't hang out with on a regular basis and tend to socialize with them usually when we gett off work or at work related events. Hardly ever do I do things with co-workers that was planned or spontaneous for that matter on days off and what not.[/QUOTE]
sept for that skat porn

but hey when your hurtin for the bling bling just call up ling ling

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I've decided to bump this thread because someone *ahem* is slacking on their bump requests

The only time I've blacked out is a few weeks ago after my last day of class. I got done with my take home final around 3 pm, I then got something to eat and went to a bar on campus that was doing an all you can drink from 4-7. I started drinking screwdrivers and the bartender continued to make them progressively stronger, by the end I think it was like 80% vodka, 20% oj. I think I drank at least 10-15 in the three hours, but I'm not sure cause the bartender was giving me 2 at a time. I remember making out with someone (not sure who) at some point and I have no idea what I did between 7-9:30. All I remember is I threw up around 7 and then I remember one of my friends dropping me off at the train station at 9:30. On the way to the train station I realized I left my backpack at the bar, but we didn't have time to go back, so my friend told me to call the bar and have them put it behind the bar. I then passed out on the train and would have missed my stop, but the same friend called my as the train pulled into my station to remind me about the backpack. I then called one of my friends to get me from the train. While waiting I started walking in the wrong direction, but my friend saw me and got me. I then went over to her house and attempted to play ps2 and drink another screwdiver but I think I passed out while playing. Then someone was leaving and they dropped me off at home. but I still have no idea what happened at the bar.

I forgot to bump it, but then again I haven't had a blackout in a while... Maybe tonight I will. The night is young.

Ok, so I blacked out last night. I had a really long night that spanned three bars and a restaurant. I do recall almost getting into a fight. I remember trying to talk up some girl who wasn't really to attractive nor interesting.
I ended up leaving the bar and went to a restaurant where supposedly I made a scene and fell asleep after eating in the booth. I do not remember any of this. I also don't remember driving home, nor hitting a parking sign or even getting home. I thought I lost my phone as well as my jacket. They were found in the back seat of my car, which I did something too, as it is now in the shop.
I woke up with a nasty headache but never puked. I couldn't eat til about 630 at night. I hate being drunk. I really don't drink as much as it seems, but as of late I have been drinking more. I hate me when I'm drunk. that is why I am going dry. I don't really need to drink to have a good time. I don't even like the taste of alcohol. I'm an idiot. I hope I can keep my word.

blackouts=alcoholic

[QUOTE=morey]blackouts=alcoholic[/QUOTE]
Thank you, I know, I don't want to admit it.

Just every once in a while have a Coke during the night. Keep it tasty. So whatcha wanna do, so let's go ahead and walk these dogs!

Ok, I hope I don't have to post in here for a while but I wanted to say that I recieved a call today from a girl I guess I met a couple nights ago when I blacked out. Who she is I really have no idea. Her phone number was listed in my cellphone and her name, Sara, was entered into my memory, so I am guessing I also took her number and yeah, it was quite an awkward talk. I totally shot her down and any plans of getting together in the near future. I told her I would call her, but I really have no intentions of doing so. This further contributes to my need to stop drinking. I feel like the biggest prick ever..... *sigh.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Ok, I hope I don't have to post in here for a while but I wanted to say that I recieved a call today from a girl I guess I met a couple nights ago when I blacked out. Who she is I really have no idea. Her phone number was listed in my cellphone and her name, Sara, was entered into my memory, so I am guessing I also took her number and yeah, it was quite an awkward talk. I totally shot her down and any plans of getting together in the near future. I told her I would call her, but I really have no intentions of doing so. This further contributes to my need to stop drinking. I feel like the biggest prick ever..... *sigh.[/QUOTE]

Man, girls calling you and whatnot, you have problems!

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Man, girls calling you and whatnot, you have problems![/QUOTE]
Girls I have no recollection of swapping numbers with let alone talking too. I couldn't tell you what she looked like. Blah blah.

I'm just messing witchoo.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]I'm just messing witchoo.[/QUOTE]
I knew that but I have become so defensive its rediculous.

Dude, did your clock avatar just move or is it time for bed for me?

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Dude, did your clock avatar just move or is it time for bed for me?[/QUOTE]
I don't know its right twice a day, is it your bed time?

Dance the fucking drink ya yahoo!

*fires gun wildly*