Illustrate Your Fight(s)

Mybe ive told this story before here, but it is probably the single coolest thing I have ever seen. As a FB player I get in my fair share of fights, well once my buddy Sammy (A huge Tongan who threw 20 punches and got 20 knockouts in the time I knew him) hit a dude so hard his head whipped around to the side violently but the visor he was wearing on his head stayed facing forward. Strangest thing I think I have ever seen. Myself Ive mostly been in random party brawls where if ya land 4 punches its a good night.

my first and only fight was with my next door neighboor for like 10 years. he is one year older than me and it was when i was 7th grade and he was in 8th.
we were having a snowball fight, it was warm out so the snow was all melting, and as he was going in his house he said, "You better not throw that at me." cause he has a glass storm door and he was afraid i would break it.
so being young and thinking he was only baiting me, i threw it. he then told me to get the fuck out of his yard, and shoved me to my driveway all the while calling me a faggot and that he watched me have sex with my mom.
i was scared cause he pushed me to the ground so i got up, looked him in the eye, and swung. i think i closed my eyes cause i didn't see myself hit him. after that he grabbed me by the shoulders and tried to trip me, only i kept jumping over his leg so he gave up on that. he put me in a bad head lock and punched at my kidneys about five times. then we stood there and he said i was a faggot and it was my turn. i was confused and scared and then our neighbor who was a girl came out and asked us what we were doing.

i kid you not, he said, "We were just talking about how our houses are like the ninja turtles, his is red like ralph and mine is blue like leo. i'm really sorry sean, i'll see you tomorrow."

i went inside then and looked for bruises on my back. none.
the next day at school he had a fat bruise on his cheek. he told me i hit hard and he was sorry.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Bergums [/i]
[B]hit a dude so hard his head whipped around to the side violently but the visor he was wearing on his head stayed facing forward. [/B][/QUOTE]
Please tell me that he punched him [i]just[/i] for wearing a visor.

Any one else here ever been in any *real* fights? You know, scared for your life, jesus, are those my teeth kind of fights?

Anyone else here ever look down into a spreading pool of your own blood and think "This is it. I'm going to die"?

Anyone else here ever had a loaded gun pointed at them by someone who, for serious, wasn't kidding?

I know I can't be alone in this. [b]These[/b] are the times when you [i]truly[/i] feel alive. For serious...

I'll tell you about mine later, when I have more time to type.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Bergums [/i]
[B]Mybe ive told this story before here, but it is probably the single coolest thing I have ever seen. As a FB player I get in my fair share of fights, well once my buddy Sammy (A huge Tongan who threw 20 punches and got 20 knockouts in the time I knew him) hit a dude so hard his head whipped around to the side violently but the visor he was wearing on his head stayed facing forward. Strangest thing I think I have ever seen. Myself Ive mostly been in random party brawls where if ya land 4 punches its a good night. [/B][/QUOTE]

I play football and have never been in any fights due to the sport. During games ive head hunted a few cheap shotters but thats about it. One of our lineman when chopped blocked would stamp on the kids hands. That almost caused a few fights. And one time a kid in luck decleated me and was laughing. I was fuming but it was our ball next play. Our halfback fumbled and I recovered it this kid dove at me and I planted a forceful knee blow into his head knocking the kid out of play before trampling him.

Last fight I was in, I took this one guy down, double leg take down just as he threw a punch at me. I landed right on top of him and just pounded his face till some fat dude tackled me off of him and broke up the fight. This was outside a 7-11 store and the guy was saying lewd shit to one of my girlfriends (not my real girlfriend but a friend of mine thats a girl) and I decided not to let it slip. After evading the fat dude, I ran back into my car and booked it so that I might avoid being jumped or having the cops show up. Le me tell you though, there's nothing like that feeling of satisfaction of having beat the shit out of some dumbfuck who deserved a beating.

I was never in any fights during games and to be honest I was very easy going when I played(It pisses the hell out of a DT Im goin against to hear me laugh at him and tell jokes when in my stance) but it was after the games when I got drunk that I became a major ass. We were a hard drinking hard partying group who when drunk enough just picked fights for the hell of it. My best brawl was probably against these white power guys who showed up at a keger. I slammed a dudes head through his car window.

And actually he punched him just because the dude said he could take his punch. He woke up about 2 hours later with half his face swollen and a broken jaw.

My only serious fight has been with my dad although the fight itself was not violent enough to entertain you. No punches were thrown on my part, my energy was used to stop him from killing me.
On the other hand, my friend Josh and I "play fight" on a regular basis. He has pushed me off a roof of a school, hit me with his car a few times and drop kicked me in the back. And then I retalliated *grins*.

Never been in a fist fight.

The last fight I was in was 3 years ago. Some kid in the mall was bugging the shit out of me and I told him to back off. Well, he came at me again so I pushed him away. He pushed me and knocked me over a table, I came back and tackled him and pinned him to the ground and beat the shit out of his face. I believe I got 15-20 punches in before two guys pulled me off.

I got away before securuty came, the other kid didn't though.

I have been in numerous fights, but one that stands out was, brace yourself, between me and my uncle.

It was Thanksgiving Day, and everyone was done eating. My aunt was cleaning up, washing the dishes, the table, etc. My uncle, at the time, had gone out with his buddies and started drinking.

He returned and was really drunk. He came into the kitchen and started insulting my aunt, his wife, about how fat she is (she isn't fat), telling her how he wants to have sex, and shit like that. When my aunt refused, my uncle got a large kitchen knive and threatened to stab her with it.

I got up and told him to put the knive down.

He said, (I still remember clearly what he said), "Mijo, this is between you and your aunt."

I repeatedly told him to put the knive down. He lunged forward and stabbed me in my left bicep. I grasped the wound with my left hand, clutching tight and applying pressure, and I kicked him in the side of his left thigh. I kicked him about 7 times in the same place until he finally got down to one knee. He still didn't drop the knive. I told him to drop it again, he lunged again toward my leg, but I dodged it, barely, and kicked him again, but this time in the chin.

He was knocked out.

I called the police, and he stayed in jail for about a week. I still have a scar of where the knive stabbed me.

Whoa heavy.

I have never been in a fight. My father, who has, gave me this piece of advice: Never have a fight unless you are prepared to die.

I don't want to waste my life needlessly. There are too many tough guys out there who don't know the true value of life.

I've been in way to many fight than is good for my mental state... one of the... most interesting was between me, this huge guy (he had bone twice the thickness of mine!) a nutcase in my school, and this little weedy guy... last real fight ended up with me on the ground being punched in the back and side of the head, hard...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Joe the Coat [/i]
[B]I've been in way to many fight than is good for my mental state... one of the... most interesting was between me, this huge guy (he had bone twice the thickness of mine!) a nutcase in my school, and this little weedy guy... last real fight ended up with me on the ground being punched in the back and side of the head, hard... [/B][/QUOTE]

About you signature: I was reading this tudy on dreams. Actually more a list of facts. Anyways, if you stay up for 4 days straight you can declared legally insane. Its the not dreaming part that will eventuially kill you.

What about illegally insane? (sorry, I'm all happy now for no apparent reason... unless Tenacious D count as a reason)

I've never thrown more than one consequencial punch in my life. I'm sure I'll find something worth fighting for sooner or later I guess.. Till then I read somewhere that you never get in a fight with an ugly person, because they've go nothing to lose. My town is FULL of ugly people

i'm up for 4-day or longer stints often...can't get tiered guess i could be legally insane alot

anyway last fight i got in was last year after i graduated high school...we all went on this cruise and were sitting around in a room drinking...well this one guy...we'll call him rob...and myself were just fucking around insulting each other then just fucking around pushing each other...he wasn't playing anymore so i wasn't eaither he swung at me i leaned back but still got a small tap to the eye and then pushed over a suitcase and fell onto where the life presevers are kept... he jumped on top of me and was hitting me in the top of the head while i pounded on his kidneys...the other guys eventually pulled him off and he went and sat on his bed all pissed off next day he appolgised and i did too and we went and got drunk together again.

k i'll give ya two caus eim special, one was within a controleld area and we both wanted to fight. the other was just a surprise.
the first one: i was in it musta been 7th grade i think, or maybe 6th cant really rememeber. and this kid kept on picking on me, throughout the whole year he bashed me with threats and insults, now i was the wussiest kid back than. i cried, i tattled, i hated fighting everythign. you think of a wussy loser, i was him. so finally one day im hanign out woith my friends and i had to mark this kids test who was the one botherring me. well i made a mistake marking it and the kid said "what are you dumb",now i dont know why but that lil word set it off. "dumb" whack i pulled him around and whacked his face with the back of my clenched fist and pushed him awya. he was bleeding out of the nose like you wouldnt believe. now this part osunds dumb and over-exaggerated (and it is) but i specifically remmeber as soona s i got that punch in, i dint care anymore. i didnt care what happenned to me, i just stood there and let him pund my face and i remember he pushe dme over and i swear it was like in slow motion and i remmber slowly falling to the ground hitting my head on the table and getting nailed in the face like 10 times hwile on the gorund. id ont remember feeling any of it, i was just so happy i got that [B]one[/B] punch in. late rin high school my buddy mike told his friends how crazy i was on the inside (jokingly, crazy ina good way ya know) and told everyone i knocked this kid in the face just cause he calle dme dumb, that got me a good rep lol
the second one that ic an remember wasnt too long ago. it was just me and my cusin who fight ona regualr basis but its stuff like pushing each other aorund and sitting on eahc toher or holding them down and bending each others arms and stuff like that; normal "brotherly" love stuff. but i finally convinced him to fight me [I]ala fight club[/I] and we did, no punches to the face tho, anyways i held hi on the ground and pulled my fist away to punch him and i remember my finger got caught on his shirt, than he pushed me off him and it twisted my finger up, to this day my finger is fucked up and bends in the opposite direction, not bends as in how you bend a finger, bends as in is slanted to the opposite direction. i can scan it and psot the pic, but my scanners not plugged in and unless people actually wanna see im not botherring.
but anyways ever since than when ever we goof around (he wont fight me anymore) we're always that much more extreme and caring less about the consequences and following pain

i thought i paralized this one kid once 9th grad we had been fighting all day so at PE he bends over and runs at me...I pick him up by the waist and slam him head first into the ground...he dosen't move just laying there screaming about how he can't move...he eventually gets up and still wants to fight me so i beat the shit outta him more

i like watching girls fight. they really know how to beat the shit out of each other. they use nails and pull hair. it makes me really horny.

I haven't been in too many fights, mostlt because I'm abig guy, and my style of fighting is more towards grapling.

one time in like the 5th grade, I don't remember what i was fighting for, but the other kid turned his back to me and I picked him up pulled him down onto my knee backbreaker style.

Teachers were screaming at me that i could have parylized him, I remember saying "but I didn't"