Illegal Photographers!

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 17:20

alex pallix

From: London

Joined: 10/31/2006

My throat feels sore after watching that.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 17:30

ScubaSteve1729

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From: the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy

Joined: 09/05/2009

hahaha. My favorite part:

"No...you just did an illegal...phone...thing...you always work here alone. What's your name, Norma K?

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 17:37

Amanda19

Joined: 09/19/2009

She could have at least said excuse me.

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 17:41

Spike

Grumplicious

From: Beyond

Joined: 01/27/2003

That's awesome. You're awesome.

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 17:59

jakezz

How do you f...

From: Sverige

Joined: 09/18/2009

Very same thing happened to me. Not really though, if there were one more person exactly like that woman there would be no oxygen left for the rest of us.

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 18:52

tourist_information

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From: it's dark without a window. when i can't see the ceiling i worry about gravity.

Joined: 12/16/2008

*cringe*

ive had my share of loons when i've been out on assignment and freelancing in public. people act as if their word becomes law in a public place.

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:41

vigorous puppy

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From: Land of Whiskey & Horses

Joined: 08/29/2003

She must think she's a movie star and every skater kid with a cellphone camera is a paparazzo.

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 19:44

succotash moon

From: Forest of a dream

Joined: 07/04/2003

Jesus, I'll never forget my card again when I'm taking pictures...

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:13

vigorous puppy

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From: Land of Whiskey & Horses

Joined: 08/29/2003

Yeah, you're an illegal photograph-er if you can't identify yourself and hand out your card.

Also, don't take blackmail photos from the steps adjacent to a fat superstar's favorite Burger King.

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 20:46

audreythirteen

Lick the barrel of my gun once I'm done just so I can feel again

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

Oh, so that was Kirstie Alley? That's why her voice is so deep and hoarse. It all makes sense now.

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 21:25

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ireLocus

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Joined: 09/23/2004

What was the deal, anyway. Skaters? Wow...

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 21:26

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big S

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From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

jeffrey jeffries. i don't think i could have come up with that one.

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Thu, 11/19/2009 - 22:04

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Malty

Hmm, toasty!

From: Behind you.

Joined: 11/17/2009

This is why the invented the "pill". YOUR A LIAR!!!! ARRRG!

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Fri, 11/20/2009 - 00:05

#13

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

i saw that video a while ago, but that lady's a nut bag.

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Fri, 11/20/2009 - 02:26

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matthew.odonnell

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From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

1. are you an aborigine?
2. what the fuck?
3. inside voice is effective
4. you peed on me?

wow.

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Fri, 11/20/2009 - 04:56

#15

Imke

From: Norway

Joined: 06/22/2008

HOLY. SHIT.

That was hilarious, I must show this to other people.

I'm glad I didn't see her when I was in the US anyway! She would've eaten me alive. Jesus.

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