If you were a member of the opposite sex for a day...

I would buy some really sexy langera(whatever the fuck) and some thongs and shit. THEN, I would masturbate, fuck tons of guys (especially me) and fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck. Everything. Dogs, trees, I would rub my clit on desks.

Nip down to the supermarket for some bananas and cucumbers. Ideally I'd also be able to figure out why women's feet are always cold.

oh yeh + i'd scratch my bollocks in public

I'd bitch about how men are such assholes...then I'd probably
become a dyke.

an ATTRACTIVE member of the opposite sex?

I'd see how many things I could get just by acting sexy, then I'd masturbate with a shower head, grab my boobs a lot, and dyke it out with a bunch of girls.

But would I still be thinking like a man? Cause I don't think I'd like to be fucked from the behind by some man with a striking mustache.

If not, then I'd try to pick up some dyke. And the only one I could score with, would be someone with an armyhaircut and calls herself 'Butch'. And she wants go anal with a strap-on.

Do typical woman social things, just to see what it's like. Do some lesbian shit with my (probably much freaked out) wife.

I like this post a lot. It really gets you to think ...

If I was a guy I would masturbate. Why? I'm jealous because guys can masturbate and reach climax and for women (maybe it's just me but I doubt it) it's not that easy and once you hit anything worth while two seconds later I get to feeling it was a waste of time.

What else ... it's not an act but I would be very happy to get rid of breasts. They are too much of an interference. Mainly when it comes to doing things that are active (dancing, running, etc.)

Yep that's it.

On second thought,
I would stay in the kitchen where I fucking belong.

play with my tits in a long shower, and see if my lesbian friends are right about women giving the best cunnilingus.
they're probably right. god bless my stripper ex who showed me how to do the little tricks i know.

Ding!

Valchrist is the only right answer.

'spect that, work wenches.

if i was a guy, i'd jerk off, then be disgusted by the mess.

then i'd pee standing up. that might be kinda cool. the first time.

if it was winter i'd write my name in the snow--and probably get arrested.

i'd relish the fact that i wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant, at least for one day.

i'd relish the fact that i'm no longer part of the majority who's treated like a minority--that, for at least that one day, it's people like me in power, who, around the world, make women wear burqas, beat them, rape them, and then convince them it's their fault. that would feel pretty goddamn good, i suppose...cause why else would men do it?

unless i was a black guy. and then i'd probably have to spend most of my day running.

anyway, assuming i was a white guy, i'd end the day by going to a bar, drinking my ass off, puking all over some other dude, getting in a fistfight and passing out. and i'd delight in the fact that this is acceptable behavior for me.

but i'd leave women the fuck alone.

if i was a bird i would:

_get on the hunt for a decent blowjob
_flirt and cadge drinks of wanker guys ( which i do as a lad now, but no-ones buying )

i dont know, i guess id do what i do now, but under the guise of a female getup

If I were a chick, I'd get in a relationship with a man, assault him vigorously by clawing at his eyes and biting him. Eventually, he'd hit me back, and I'd tell the cops and have him spend his life in jail while I walk free because hitting girls ISN'T COOL.

Or I'd get in a relationship with a guy and NOT be emotionally needy. You know, for a change.

But I still love you, ladies.

walk around with a skirt (no underwear) on and a vibrator in my vagina and have it fall out in public

i would also get my vagina nice and moist and sit somewhere in public so that when i got up it left a nice wet spot

I call that one the STD Lip Press.

If I woke up and found myself a chick, I think my whole world view would change.

Not because I'd experienced being the opposite sex, but because something really weird had actually done something that impressive, if only for a day. Now THAT'D be proof of a higher power. Or at least one with a very amusing sense of humour, and probably an invisible floating video camera.

I think the most amusing thing would be to watch it happen to about eighty people, in seperate, and compare their first 30 minutes' worth of reactions.

Now here's a question... would your friends recognise you if you shifted genders? I mean, imagine your own facial features, but with years of attack from an entirely different brand of hormones?

Oh, great. Everyone else immediately thinks of getting laid, and I start gettin' all thinky and stuff. I feel out of place

Actually, I also got thinky, but I couldn't think of how to describe it. Still working on that. In the meantime, it's still elongated vegetables all the way.

i would fuck my best friend/make videos of myself and my one-man show if i look hot enough/and at the end get kicked in the balls to see how much it really hurts

lick my finger and insert.
i'd probably masturbate the entire day.
i'd dress up all sexy and write love letters to me, to make me feel better about myself tomorrow. i'd take pictures of myself in a bubble bath to look at and do the deed.
i'd try to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
maybe i'd play a prank on myself wear some skanky slut gear and fall asleep in the park, then when i'd wake up, i'd be all skanky slutty guyish, and get the shit kicked out of me.
okay, i'd sit around all day and eat and watch talk shows. hahaha

[QUOTE]walk around with a skirt (no underwear) on and a vibrator in my vagina and have it fall out in public[/QUOTE]

it'd fall out before you took a step. i think you overestimate the size and depth of a vagina.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]i think you overestimate the size and depth of a vagina. [/B][/QUOTE]

Damn, If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard that...

oh boy. i see you also overestimate the dimensions of something else, like most men...

i'd have a really deep vagina if i was a lady. there's no telling what i'd try to cram into that thing. hahahaha. vaginas look so fun!!!

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deep vaginas

lol

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