If you HAD TO legally change your name?

Ha.
Aurelius Caulfield.
or Jesus H. Christ.

my porn name would be nicole reed.
i really like the name penelope..but i likely wouldnt change my name to it.. its a better name for my car..
as for what i would name myself, something long...like anastasia or katalina or isabella or something.... i dont know about last name, though. it would have to go well with my first name.. id likely go with the 3 or 4 syllable first name, with a 2 syllable second. in other words, i have no idea.. but good question, anyway.

haha, I like Jesus H. Christ, but I'd have to go with Mark Renton for now. Until I come up with something more clever later. Ben Dover?

Rusty Shackleford, Dale's alternate persona on King of the Hill; Dale's "Tyler Durden" if you will

AHHHH Dale is king.
manIgotupthismornin and...man, sweartoGodman birdwassitting onmyass, man.

Oh wait, that's Boomhower.
Yeah, Boomhower is king.

Mirkah, why would you destroy a perfectly good reputation with a name like Jane Skinner? It is the dumbest name ever.

At this point, I think I would change my name to Jane Tarbox-Tupper. Then I could make up some fake story regarding the hyphenated last names, like I had a three-day failed marriage with some guy named Tupper that I met in the Carribean.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Mirkah, why would you destroy a perfectly good reputation with a name like Jane Skinner? It is the dumbest name ever.
[/B][/QUOTE]

Jane is a great fucking name! My first doll was named Jane/John. The last name SKinner, there's the B.F. Skinner reference and the idea of just [i]skin[/i] as a playful Jane Doe kind of name.

People are always telling me that Jane suits me, because I am not incredibly weird or freaky on site, it all lies under the surface. Also Jane is one of those names that is not uncommon but not common either.

But: my brother's name is John. Oh yes. Sometimes people think we're making it up. Mostly people at Wal-Mart. I don't know why.

Okay, if you change your name to Jane Skinner, I'm changing mine to Mirkah Tarbox-Tupper, just so there is equilibrium in the universe.

Trust me, there's plenty of that already.
::glances around nervously in the Center of the Universe::

i guess i would change my name to clifford, terry, dean, or tronfunkinblow

Dude, I want to come visit you in the center of the universe, since I have a car. Is the cost of living there very high? What kind of pollution do you have there?

Jane, are you telling me your last name [i]is[/i]Skinner?

Thats crazy! Jane S. could be anything. Who would of thought!

You can have Mirkah . BTW its Mirka H. because I used to write that on my lunch bag just to fit in with all the Jane S. and Lisa S. girls in my class.

Aw, I love you, JATT.
Well, since the Center of the Universe is, of course, Atlanta, GA, the cost of living ain't bad. Pollution isn't too bad, either.
Atlanta is like an old black man listening to jazz.

And the man who controls the universe lives in a little shack where he talks to his table and cat.
Says the late Douglas Adams.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aurelius Caulfield [/i]
[B]Aw, I love you, JATT.
Well, since the Center of the Universe is, of course, Atlanta, GA, the cost of living ain't bad. Pollution isn't too bad, either.
Atlanta is like an old black man listening to jazz. [/B][/QUOTE]

Best analogy ever. I'm going to go nominate you for that in the Yearbook Award thinger.

Mirkah, that is freaky. That is seriously my last name. I've said it on here before (on the "I am using your names in my novel: thread), are you sure you didn't read it before and remember it?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Mirkah, that is freaky. That is seriously my last name. I've said it on here before (on the "I am using your names in my novel: thread), are you sure you didn't read it before and remember it? [/B][/QUOTE]
Creepy.

And Aurelius, while I concurr that what you said was a beautiful analogy, you obviously don't live in the Atlanta that I know and despise. Tell me some of the nice features about it. Purty please.

Osama bin Hilfiger

Peach Street, Rents, Peach Street. Cobbled walk-ways and crack bums and jazz clubs!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]
Mirkah, that is freaky. That is seriously my last name. I've said it on here before (on the "I am using your names in my novel: thread), are you sure you didn't read it before and remember it? [/B][/QUOTE]

I think you're right Jane. I went back and read that. I must have skimmed and not thought about it. Anyway, I'm not original but your name ROCKS for reasons detailed before.

I will be Jane Sinner from now on to remember my plagerism

Haha, oh my gosh, nice kl0p, very nice.

I'm sorta partial to the name Sid. I'd probably come up with some name I think is way ultra bad ass and everyone else would be like "wtf ur gei" and I'd go =\

Something like Reith. That's neat. But everyone would think "wtf.. r u fgt?" >_<

lol omg I [i]soooo[/i] luv yur internet jargon, disx
U R supr cool!
(or a gei fgt)

.Jesus H. Christ, pipe down and let someone else speak their piece without all your blatherin'

ive always been fond of Knut.

"lol omg I soooo luv yur internet jargon, disx"

Yeah, I've been a net kid since I was 10, so I've kinda perfected the art of pretending to be one of those aol/leet retards.

i already did, actually....

though in years past i've used a wide range of aliases...the most extensive being Drella Louise Kozlawski....i still have an odd fondness for that one

Seth Anselmo
Jesus Hitler

Adolf Christ would be better, but that's nice, too.

Actually, Lucifer is quite a fucking awesome name, imo. Despite it's connotation and all. I'm no satanist or anything (that's just as dumb, if not dumber than being a christian ), but it's a nice name.

Anyone else really into names? Like, almost obsessed with just coming up with new names and trying to make neat combinations? I even have favorite letters. The best 4 letters in the alphabet are: D E R S

Dell Prest. I already do things, like post on this messageboard, under this name, so if I had to change my name this would be the most fitting. Yup, changing my name to fit my e-mail address.

Haha, I'm actually growing quite fond of disx. I pronounce it Diz.

Diz Izzit would be a cool name.

I'd marry Les Claypool just for the last name.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aurelius Caulfield [/i]
[B]Peach Street, Rents, Peach Street. Cobbled walk-ways and crack bums and jazz clubs! [/B][/QUOTE]
Now THAT I could live with. Definitely doesn't sound like my Atlanta. It's weird how the way I read the word changes after getting the cobble stone and jazz perception of Atlanta as opposed to the stinky, sweaty, sticky, cockroach infested Atlanta. The later comes out so unpleasant and harsh, whereas the first kind of rolls off your tongue, sounds so relaxing, perhaps a place I'd even visit. Thank you for enlightening me.

And disx, I'm not making up new name combos all the time, but I do have favorite letters for names. For girls, they're S and G, and for guys A and W. There are exceptions, of course.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kl0pper [/i]
[B]I'd marry Les Claypool just for the last name. [/B][/QUOTE]

kl0pper Claypool, not bad.

Oh really,
[url=http://www.lesclaypool.com/home/]what if they bred?[/url]

kinda did that already. i thought of weapon of mass destruction, but decided on tyler durden. yes im joking lol, chill out b4 you flame me ppl

Is there anything else of substance in your existance other than your name? Don't answer if it's too scary.

i think i'd change my last name to what it was before the second and first world wars - von Rundstedt.

theres no substance in anything anyone does, in the grand scheme of things. why have a go at me for a joke? god, chill man, chill.

Tyler

You're so deep.
You're name's Tyler Durden.

I need nudie pictures.

legally tyler - you're new and welcome. not many people like klOpper. still he grows on you in a weird kind of way.

peace. rock on.

ever since my accident...

...?

I changed my name to [i]Little People® Tuffy the Dump Truck™ by Fisher Price[/i] many years ago. The hard part is getting people to call you "Tuffy".

Okay, not really... People start calling you "Tuffy" right away. So, please, from now on, call me Tuffy.

ooh, Tuffy is in the house!

I'd have to get a sex change too, but it'd be:

Ima Kl0pper

Honorable Mention:

Sheldon Mopes

TUPPPER@!!@!@@@@@@@@!@!@@

Good God, Willtupper is back in the land of the living.

*does a pirate jig*