I would rather shoot heroin in my wiener vein than...
I'd rather O.D. on heroin than have sex with Kim Kardashian or say anything nice to her.
Man is the cruelest animal.
I think my favorite is that one scene in Harlem Nights when Red Foxx is saying something like 'throw that pussy up in the air and it turn into sunshine.'
I always use the most obscene words possible to describe female genitalia. I find that it helps to clear up the mystery surrounding them.
1. vulva is a much better word, and more accurate when referring to the actual outer part of the area
2. baseball still sucks
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Exactly! I never understood why English-speaking people use 'vagina' even when they're obviously NOT talking about a vagina.
Because most of them are stupid.
Even doctors!
mons venus is a pretty awesome phrase.
If you guys could understand Romanian, I'd link a music video. A Romanian porn star had a song called Climb up the Mons Veneris*.
*the correct term, Nate. It's the genitive (possessive) form of 'Venus' in Latin.
I would rather shoot heroin than stay in a factory where people work on lathes (?) for more than 10 minutes.
Pretty sure you're using the right word. A google image search returned images of a very scary looking machine.
Oh sure. throw it in my face that you get "lathe" right and I get "Mons Veneris" wrong.
"Yoni".
Yoni (Sanskrit: योनि yoni) is the Sanskrit word for the vagina. Its counterpart is the lingam as interpreted by some, the phallus.
It is also the divine passage, womb or sacred temple (cf. lila). The word covers a range of meanings, including: place of birth, source, origin, spring, fountain, place of rest, repository, receptacle, seat, abode, home, lair, nest, stable.
In Hinduism, the ancient Indian texts contain the word yoni in various contexts. In Hindu philosophy, according to Tantra, yoni is the origin of life. The yoni is also considered to be an abstract representation of Shakti and Devi, the creative force that moves through the entire universe.
A perfectly acceptable term. If you're a Mystical Hindoo. North American midwives and yoga instructors have no excuse, however.
And what's so scary about a lathe?
This is why we can't have nice things.
What is with this websites continual put-down on lathes?
Yoni (Sanskrit: योनि yoni) is the Sanskrit word for the vagina. Its counterpart is the lingam as interpreted by some, the phallus.
It is also the divine passage, womb or sacred temple (cf. lila). The word covers a range of meanings, including: place of birth, source, origin, spring, fountain, place of rest, repository, receptacle, seat, abode, home, lair, nest, stable.
In Hinduism, the ancient Indian texts contain the word yoni in various contexts. In Hindu philosophy, according to Tantra, yoni is the origin of life. The yoni is also considered to be an abstract representation of Shakti and Devi, the creative force that moves through the entire universe.
A perfectly acceptable term. If you're a Mystical Hindoo. North American midwives and yoga instructors have no excuse, however.
And what's so scary about a lathe?
I don't know, I was pretty dang "mystical" at my last birth, midwives ended up completely unnecessary and didn't know what to do with themselves when they realised I did not need their help at all.
I asked them why they used that term and the reason was something along the lines of 'vagina' having roots in the word 'sheath' as in for a sword. While I appreciated that they considered my body far more than just a penis receptacle I couldn't help but wonder if they were aware of how the baby got into it in the first place.
I had to write an essay on sanskrit, specifically talking about yoni, for a midterm.
fucking cultural anthropology.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I am here reminded of that sublime passage from the Bhagavad Gita:
This is my lingam
This is my gun
One represents the infinite nature of Shiva
The other is for fun
This is why we can't have nice things.
Damn. I set the Bhagavad Gita down before I got to that passage.
This always happens to me.
Did you at least get to the bit about the deer women in the Kama Sutra?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I have no idea if you are joking.
I quit the whole learn all the religions thing about four years ago, left off at Hinduism. Shame too, it was just getting interesting.
I read the Bhagavad Gita. or at least, most of it. tried to read more of the Mahabharata because I had to read some of the Ramayana and then I realized I don't care about Hinduism enough to continue.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Weren't you doing religious studies or something last year?
I did religious studies for a while, freshman and some of sophomore year, but I got over it quickly since I've studied religions on my own since I was like 15.
reading the ramayana and the mahabharata were actually for a class called H2P, which was an honors course that covered literature and history and stuff.
it was basically a class for honors students to get out of taking world civ and world lit classes. but I only took one semester of it because it took more time than ANY other class that year which was dumb since it wasn't even related to my major.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Pretty much.
Si vis pacem, para bellum