I would rather shoot heroin in my wiener vein than...
Get on a roller coaster.
Spend more than 5 minutes in the company of someone I can't stand.
Shoot heroin into my eyeball.
Note* this is not just a thread for things you hate, but, literally, things you would hate more than shooting heroin into your wiener vein.
Note b* If you are a person of the feminine gland, replace wiener vein with corresponding vein wherein fuzzy biscuit.
Well, heroin is something I have never shot so, hmmm.
I would rather shoot heroin in my fuzzy biscuit than eat peanutbutter.
I bet shooting heroin would make all of these things seem less annoying.
You're weird.
I'd rather inject heroin right into my piss slit than listen to crabcore or play a JRPG.
Is this pharmaceutical-grade heroin we're talking about or some blacktar street skag?
This is why we can't have nice things.
that seems like a very important clarification
I would rather shoot heroin in my nicely groomed biscuit than watch baseball
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
You leave baseball alone!
I wouldn't shoot heroin ever. I can't think of something worse.
Tell her!
I'd rather shoot heroin than do meth.
Baseball is boring to watch on tv.
Pretty sure that's what she wants to do.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Oh, it's key. Key.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Smart girl.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'd rather shoot heroin in my foof than go through this kind of toothache again.
(I'm going to be moaning about this for at least another week.)
I'd rather shoot heroin into my dick...
"Foof". Ha.
This is why we can't have nice things.
The fundamental problem with this is that I cannot deal with needles. It is what kept me from being a "true" heroin addict.
It's a recursive loop. I'd rather do anything else than get within 10 feet of a needle.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Wasn't there a chapter in Trainspotting about a guy shooting dope into his dick vein?
I really like that turn of a phrase "wiener vein" and then throwing in the stuff about heroin. I think it's all those dancing e's and i's. If only I had been able to squeeze a "weird" in the thread title.
Is fuzzy biscuit a thing? I just had to explain to my suitemate what a beaver is the other day.
We could do a whole thread on euphemisms for female genitalia but really let's not.
This is why we can't have nice things.
There must be one already.
Yeah, let's not.
I would rather do a whole lot of weird/scary/annoying/sad stuff than shoot heroin.
The problem with this thread is that doing heroin would make most of the things you didn't want to do not so bad after you did the smack. I'm not saying you'd actually do those things, or even think to do them, but doing them wouldn't be so bad afterward.
This post is 85% speculation.
I think 'meat curtains' is the grossest phrase in the whole world, in every damn language.
Pretty sure that's what she wants to do.
pshhh
Tell her!
!
(I'm going to be moaning about this for at least another week.)
Like this.
Shooting heroin anywhere would make a tooth ache really not much of a problem, in the immediate present at least, at all.
Smart girl.
yeah
Fucking ew.
You're weird.
I'd rather inject heroin right into my piss slit than listen to crabcore or play a JRPG.
If it is because of the fuzzy biscuit part- I was only repeating Nate.
This post is 85% speculation.
I was thinking this when posting my response. I had others but they didn't make as much sense as the one I posted because shooting heroin would definitely improve or help with the oblivion.
That and "axe wound".
Oh god, I didn't know that one. Horrible.
You're weird.
I'd rather inject heroin right into my piss slit than listen to crabcore or play a JRPG.
If it is because of the fuzzy biscuit part- I was only repeating Nate.
I think it was because of the peanut butter.
Who doesn't like peanut butter? Unless you're allergic to peanuts, I guess.
(I'm going to be moaning about this for at least another week.)
Like this.
Shooting heroin anywhere would make a tooth ache really not much of a problem, in the immediate present at least, at all.
That's why Bayer invented heroin in the first place, was for toothaches. At least, I think it was. Sounds like it could've.
"Let's. Not."
This is why we can't have nice things.
I would rather shoot heroin into my weiner vein than... Shoot it directly into one of my testicals? Get gang raped by HIV infected Central American convicts? Murder and dismember a cute little puppy? Die? Yeah, I guess shooting heroin into your weener would be better than these other activities.
(I'm going to be moaning about this for at least another week.)
Like this.
Shooting heroin anywhere would make a tooth ache really not much of a problem, in the immediate present at least, at all.
That's why Bayer invented heroin in the first place, was for toothaches. At least, I think it was. Sounds like it could've.
I thought the point of this thread was like a one time exchange deal. If you do the heroin thing one time you never have to do another thing ever again.
I'm not denying that heroin would help my toothache! The way you guys are talking here it almost feels like you think I'm so dumb I haven't thought about using heroin to cure my ails. Now I've thought about it but I've decided not to shoot heroin in to muff unless it means I never have to have toothache again.
I'm not denying that heroin would help my toothache! The way you guys are talking here it almost feels like you think I'm so dumb I haven't thought about using heroin to cure my ails. Now I've thought about it but I've decided not to shoot heroin in to muff unless it means I never have to have toothache again.
This was a beautiful little rant.
I fucking hate peanuts and peanut butter. They make me gag. Even just the smell. It is why I can never be a real hippy.
I've wondered before at the probability of my having a slight allergy to them and perhaps the revulsion is my bodies way of making sure I don't eat them.
be referred to as my mans one more time by a person of color.
Hey, my mans, do you hang out at a barber shop with a bunch of Bill Cosby clones, because he's probably the only person that calls people, "my mans".
Is that you, bell hooks?
This is why we can't have nice things.
That and "axe wound".
All the words for it are horrible. HORRIBLE!
That and "axe wound".
All the words for it are horrible. HORRIBLE!
The worst one is vagina. MOTHER FUCKING UUUGGHH!!
"Axe wound" is probably the worst I'd ever heard. For the longest time, after I heard it, I couldn't get it out of my head every time I saw a vagina. It was a dry summer.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
How about Yonnie/Yonny? That is what my midwifes called it.
It was a dry summer meaning you didn't try to patch up any axe wounds?
Note c* If you enjoy shooting heroin into your wiener vein, please make note of it in your post. Thank you.