I Would Like To Be...
lol..they need to talk to me...
they need to ASSERT their powwwaaa..and use it to their advantage!
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Or not. That's the last thing we need, more power hungry womenfolk.
womenfolk? not you!...i thought you were different
*whimpers
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Yeah, [i]no[/i]. Whimpering, [i]no. [/i]
Please you guys, go to the chat rom unless its not what it seems and its all *post count*
Uh, yeah, uh?
amen
Its good to see a puking robot just about now.
I never thought I'd be one of the people told to get a chatroom.. I feel so... I don't know.
And Lips, sorry babe, but you thought wrong.
I kid, of course.
Feel special, feel blessed, just scoot 
to THE chat room
I'd like to be a anti perspirant tester's, sniffing dummy.... oh what a wonderful world it would be to have my nose in so many failed armpits, smelling the reaking aromas of orange peels and stinky fungi-ish bacteria!! 
i'd have such a great time washing my nose off after i lose balance and let out a giggle of delight as the pewy funk is pasted accross my septum to forever remind me of #'s 3 and 26.... if only they hadn't played their witty throw in the guy that isn't wearing any deo after a five mile jog, to make sure i was doing my job and not "acting" as if i were smelling our polite and humble volunteers. i'd especially love break and lunch time when my freshly opened tuppa ware box of pickled pig anus' cought my smell sensory glands and i realized... golly, this is the best fucking job, ever!
TPK, I fucking salute you. Come by the truck any time and have lunch on me.
Paid by me I mean. I'm not shoving no tuna melt in my arm pit for you to suckle or anything. Just you know, free food
i don't think a tuna melt in anyone's armpit is appetizing in the least. yuck!
have you guys seen that kids in the hall skit where they had a guy running on a treadmill with gigantic bottles attached under his armpits to collect his "essence"? (i forgot the name of the cologne thing)
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they did that on the simpsons too.
I would like to be a tuna melt made with swiss cheese & grilled onion on sourdough bread. I actually would like to a So. Cal Tuna Melt, add the avocado.
avocados are wonderful things. here's my recipe for all star guacamole:
3 large ripe avocados
2 bunches scallions mince the white parts
juice of 2 limes
chopped cilantro to taste
minced garlic to taste
kosher salt
shot of tobasco sauce
pulse in a food processor until smooth. if you like a lumpier version, save one avocado and stir it in at the end. wonderful heavenly stuff.
I would like to be a tortilla chip just about now. Yum
i haven't made totrillas yet. have you?
You mean today? Or in general?
Today I have made a tuna melt, other days I have made tortillas and tamales.
no, i mean ever. i have never made tortillas from scratch. i've heated 'em up. love fajitas. you can heat 'em and eat 'em.
I make tortillas in mommys kitchen.
Yes I have but it was just a phase. Its very easy to find fresh, homemade tortillas in Ca.
The trick to masa for tortillas is freshly rendered lard:
Grind pork fat or chop into small pieces. Put into
a large roasting pan and bake most of the day in a
slow oven. Squash fat occasionally with a potato
masher. Let it cool a bit. Strain through cheesecloth and then pour fat into jars.
Save the browned cracklings and use
for flavoring as you would speck.
i love it when you use the word speck. thanks. do i heat the tortillas up in this stuff, or do i mix it with the corn meal? do tell.
Yeah, but these were really shy chicks, and that's why he said it, cos he knew it'd catch them totally off guard.