I Would Like To Be...

yeah..it's a weird defense mechanism

like i was really uncomfortable beacuse SARS is an asian diease..and being an asian..i feel bad

Well, it's only got a 6% mortality rate, or someone on this board said earlier... But I suppose it'd still really suck to get it, regardless.

well yes..beacuse of SARS i cant fly back for my sister's wedding..it's in taiwan..i had to postpone my plane tickets 3x beucase my mom and my sis are telling me differnet hings..and i didnt sign up for summer school, nor did i find a job beacuse i was under the impression that i am flying today...yes today! it pisses me off
stupid media sensationalization

apparently sars broke up big time in taiwan last week
the wedding's in taiwan and i'm taiwanese-cdn

My best friend when I was really young was Taiwanese, too. Cool kid, I remember when he chased the neighborhood red-headed asshole kid with his dad's machete once. Taught that bastard, a lesson, he did.

i would like to be

the grimus. nuff said

I think that's Grimace.

I wouldn't mind being a Fry Guy.

I would like to be the person in the lunch truck that mans the grill, whipping out polish sausage & fried egg sandwiches, burgers and tuna melts. I'm the one keeping the deep fryer going with freedom fries, corn dogs and mozzarella sticks. I'm the one in the red bandana with a pack of Pall Malls in my T-shirt pocket and one cig tucked behind my ear. I have two gold teeth and too many tattoos to get into here.

I am not the wimp making change and coffee [i]drinks[/i]. WTF is an eXpresso? What kind of friggin loser drinks that skanky mud with *foamy milk*. But who cares because I am not that guy.

I am the guy driving the truck, putting my snot in the potato salad. I'm the one saying "Pardone' am I wearing a fucking watch"when someone asks me where the hell have I been.

but i like my expressos...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]but i like my expressos... [/B][/QUOTE]

well, in that case, I would like to be the chick with the big eye enjoying her beverage

sometimes...and this isn't aimed at dennis, i really mean this, i wish i was the kind of person who just didn't care about other people at all. the kind of person who could just say and do anything they wanted and just...not...care. the kind of person who could be blithely hypocritical and not mind even if someone pointed it out. the kind of person who could say they support george w. bush with a straight face. a person with a gun rack and a confederate flag in the back of the truck who thinks the highest form of entertainment is american idol. or someone who can listen to mariah carey without being strapped down. someone who likes humdrum, vanilla, run of the mill, middle of the road things in every case. someone with a job they don't hate, but they don't like either. someone who drives a sedan. someone who cares that their cell phone can play 130 ring tones. you know? i guess i wish i was better at being an american.

Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

And at first I thought you were trying to make fun of Richie, haha.

knowledge is power..poowaaaaaaaa

So then the obvious follow up question is - which is better, bliss or power?

powwwwwaaaaaaa

powaaaaaaa

Well, bliss beats power, but knowledge is good and ignorance sucks. Argh, how the world hates me.

one big contradicting meaningless life

i still say POWWWWWWWWWA

Okay - new subject - slightly related:

Someone said that Europe is the Paradise and America is the Power. True or false? And if you agree - where would you rather live?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]Well, bliss beats power, but knowledge is good and ignorance sucks. Argh, how the world hates me. [/B][/QUOTE]

Ah, there once was a lad named disx (DIZ)
who thought all the world was bliss
but he was saddened by hate
and railed against that fate
and tada, the world was his

true..think about it...europe is the site of haute culture...well the america is more concerned with pop culture

me..europe

i guess i can go into the details of the history of pop cult if you'd like..oh i'm such a GEEK

Go ahead. And which do you think I'd rather be in? This is easy if you've spent much time here, but since you're new.. Well, it's probably still easy.

ANd thank ya Mirkah, for your lovely limericks.

hmm....states? since you claim to be a loser? lol..but as an idealist you shoudl pick europe..but on the other hand as an idealist you might want to stick around the states to "better" the lives of the many....more losery people

Europe, for sure. But then the whole sticking around to make things better is good, too, but I'm lazy, so Europe clenches it.

lol..so i was right
so you can go to europe..be all inspired..and return to the states to better things

Oooh, how psychic of you, cos that's kinda what I'm planning on doing. See, Rents here is going to Scotland to go to school, and that inspired me to look into going to school in Ireland, cos I <3 Ireland. So yeah, I supose I would come back and "better things"... Or just fuck up a whole lot, I've got a knack for that.

yes people said that i am all psychic like

and i love europe..
when i die..i want to be cremated and have my ashes spread over the florence canals

I've never been there, but I really want to go. I might get to this summer, which would be nice. Then I just have to save up to go to school there, sooner or later.

see my friend kelly is in architecture at university of waterloo ..and for the 2nd term of the 4th year..she gets to study in rome..i was like..wtf..why am i not in archey? i am so the type...i can so pull it off

Wait. Architecture or Archery?

And yes, study in Rome. Awesome. Color me envious. >_<

architecture..but i call it arch-ey..

Oh, I so saw archeRy... That'd be cool, too, though. Shooting people, and all.

i wish i could

*begins to chant..again...i wish i could i wish i could i wish i could

I'll join you in that chant.

But I'd rather be able to be awesome with knives. Actually, choices selection of weapons would be one of those sickle things.. I don't know what they're really called, but just like a small sickle that you hold in one hand, and then a long-knife in the other. That'd be sweet. Sorry. I <3 sharp objects.

And I need to stop using <3.

me too..i love sharp objects..very erotic somehow..no i am not a sadist or maschoist..well not in that literal sense at least
hmm...yes the <3 is sort of...hmm...gay? lol..
i dont knwo what it's called..but i love tonfas..

hmm..knives..crimes of passion...screw the bullet

well shit i was just showin some knives to folks over yahoo webcam.

"very erotic somehow"

Oh dear, I'm in love. Haha. Really, they are erotic, and erotic is a great word. So is the song Erotica, well I don't know about the original (I think it's a madonna song, I need to listen to it, though, just to see) but the cover by Razed in Black - quite a sexy song.

Tonfas? Don' t know what those/that are/is...

Gay, huh? Yeah, okay, you're right.

Crimes of passion. Yes.

umm..now you are freaking me

lippy is a psychic

*caresses her swiss army

well not caress..
more like *grabs onto*

Haha, sorry. And you thought you were going to be 'freaking' [i]us[/i]? Pfft, showed you, didn't I?

Maybe that's a bad thing..

not you...that pukin robot did
i love madonna..and i was listening to erotica..will download the cover version (sorry for the point forms)
tonfas are cool..they're sticks with a handle on each stick..that you grab on to..and they are for defensive and offensive purposes cause they are essentially an extension of your forearm..and protects your forearm from getting hurt..
my friend is supposed to teach me but dont know how that's going ot work since i am in toronto and he is an hour away in hamilton.
yes erotic...lol

Oh goody. Hooray for getting confused ont he stupid net so often, haha.

Ah, I think I've seen those before.

Yes. Get Razed in Black's Erotica and I'll get Madonna's, heh. Yey for erotic(a).

tonfas are so cool!
lol..stupid things liek that gets me giddy (i knwo you hate that..) but i am truly fascinated by it
respect..it's all about the respect
hmm..yes confusions..sarcasm doesnt go too well on the net either
yes..i will download that soon..and i LOVE madonna
express yourself dont repress yourself...lol

yes..erotic(a)..lol

i was just fucking around. BUT SCARY WORKS FOR ME! tonfas are cool....

...
umm..yeah..tonfas are cool

No, being giddy is okay, it's just that secretive giggling that annoys. It's more the secretive part about it. A friend of mine had a solution to that one time. Some girls did that and he just turns them and says "You must be talking about my penis."

Shut dem bitches up. =D

Man, you better stick around. Fortune cookie says: Fun times await.

i can almost read. i'm up to late. i need to write a paper too. i'm awesome.

they shut up..i thought they would play along and embarass the guy,that's what i would do...it's all about the powwaaaaa

hehe..damn those fortune cookies again?

think aobut it..361 posts in 2 days...
yeah..for sure i'll stick around

once i;m in..you'll never be able to get me out