i never thought i'd say this...
well, I'm glad you're back neighbor.
You know my sister has two kids and she gets drunk every once in a while and thats just two kids 
xchuck has returned
and it makes me so happy
but him being 13
makes me fell like a pappy
his mother pissed on the sidewalk
and he doesn't know why
but as long as he's back
I'm so happy I could cry
I missed the little bugger
with all my heart and soul
I even read his story
about jerking off in the pool
Just the way I'd go out
if my dog ripped me to shreads
once my hair gets longer
I think I'll get dreads
all that time
while he was gone
here on the forums
not much went on
but now he is back
what a surprise
so lets all watch
as our post counts rise.
Okay, mikey-boy, that's the best I can do for ya. I'm no damn Wordsworth over here.
i remember the first time i saw my mother drunk, intoxicated, juiced and otherwise temporarily dislocated from the world . . . my reaction was similiar to jane s.' side note. very uncool.
perhaps that's why i drink . . . .welcome back xchuck. apologies for throwing that bottle at small_fire.
i will be nice now, i promise.
i saw a glimpse of the dark world sans xchuck, and its not something i ever want to see again.
im glad you liked your song, even though i almost died for it...
d._prest's is very nice (and original)...he showed me up a bit 
no worries for throwing that bottle, frmastedt, i got a bump on my noggin but it will go away with some ice.
xchuck, your sig is SO much better!
Well, s_f no one could ever show you up... except d._priest. Thanks Kevin for the wonderful poem. It really touched me. Really it did. YOu know, you would think that I would be able to recite a poem, seeing as how I am related to Henrly Wadsworth Longfellow, but, sadly, I can only make poems when I am very angry... or I absolutly have to, but then they turn out very negative... Oh well.
My mom likes to hold hands when she's drunk. She grabs strangers hands and squeezes. It's funny to see, if it isn't your mom.