i never thought i'd say this...
but where the hell is xChuck? Seriously...I remember talking to D.Priest at the conference about how annoyed I always was by him...but I was just browsing through the fan section and saw xChuck's avatar...the brused and beaten child, then i scrolled down through pages of tourment inflicted upon xchuck, to see than his signature has been removed...
what if we drove xchuck to his grave? what if his avatar signified his beaten soul?
we killed xchuck.
The moment you said that I couldn't help but visualise that brat from Hackers, 'Joey', being grounded by his mother and being watched by the Secret Service 
someone at school must have made him do the pot... the bad bad pot..... *gasp
With the laser printer toner through it?
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]I think he's grounded. [/B][/QUOTE]
yeah same, i think so too.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
I think everybody's overly horrid to him. He's not that bad...
SnowWhite and xChuck, sitting in a tree...
His parents probably suspended his computer [i] privilages[/i] for some reason.
He'll be back, don't fret
Bring it on Rohan..put em up biach.
You'll have to excuse me. This is my 19th hour of work so far this long weekend, and I go a little stir-crazy sitting here on my own all the time.
*is bored*
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by small_fire [/i]
[B]but where the hell is xChuck? Seriously...I remember talking to D.Priest at the conference about how annoyed I always was by him...[/B][/QUOTE]
You see, small_fire, you told me how much he annoyed you and I told you if he went away we'd all miss him.
...more importantly, where's Rents?!
you were right...but here's my problem.
i just want him to come back so i know he didn't kill himself.
once he comes back, i think i will be annoyed again.
i finally understand what will tupper meant when he said "where's the love?"
i will never doubt you again, d._prest (note the correct spelling of your name)...you are wise in all the ways i am not. i think i'll add you to my signature as a GOD!!!
...see, i think it is just in my nature to make fun....
he's writing for god's sake, but has had his internet privileges rescinded because he mouths off too much at table.
slowly steps up to the mic...
*tap, tap*
"uh...i'd like to dedicate this one to someone that we've lost..."
lights dim, music begins.
I'm down a one way street
With a one night stand
With a one track mind
Out in no man's land
The punishment sometimes
Don't seem to fit the crime
Yeah there's a hole in my soul
But one thing I've learned
For every love letter written
There's another one burned
So you tell me how it's gonna be this time
Is it over?
Is it over?
'Cause I'm blowin' out the flame
Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, xchuck
Yeah I swear, I'm telling you, xchuck yeah 'cause
(Chorus)
There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah
I'm as dry as a seven year drought
I got dust for tears
Yeah I'm all tapped out
Sometimes I feel broken and can't get fixed
I know there's been all kinds of shoes
Underneath your bed
Now I sleep with my boots on
But you're still in my head
And something tells me this time
I'm down to my last licks
'Cause if it's over
Then it's over
And it's driving me insane
Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, xchuck, yeah, I swear
I'm telling you xchuck yeah 'cause
Yeah, is it over?
Yeah, it's over
And I'm blowing out the flame
Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, xchuck, yeah, I swear
I'm telling you xchuck yeah 'cause
Yeah, is it over?
Yeah, it's over
And I'm blowing out the flame
-----------------------------------------
she wipes a single tear from her cheek, a lone voice emerges from the crowd...
"booooooo!!!!!"
it is framstedt, obviously displeased with her performance.
frmastedt grabs his half empty bottle of pabst blue ribbon and throws it toward the stage. small_fire, eyes stained with tears, doesn't see the bottle soaring through the smokey bar. with a loud, hollow thwack, the bottle knocks small_fire on the noggin and she falls over dead.
oh my- i think its time i start quoting Oasis.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
the audience quiets down, awed by small_fire's tearful rendition of xchuck in memoriam, shocked by framstedt's cruel reaction and violent outburst. silence cuts through the smokey bar. then, like a phoenix, a small moan is heard coming form the stage. a cry from the back resounds like an echo. it is xchuck. he rushes to the stage, scoops small_fire in his arms and says, breathe, breathe damn it! small_fire lives. and the house buys everyone a drink. meanwhile, framstedt is sulking and pissed off that fate has robbed him of his one moment of nefarious glory. wheeling his chair over to the bar, he orders another pabst blue ribbon, and weeps bitterly.
I'm not entirely sorry to see XChuck go, although I didn't know the kid that well and never directly harassed him. Hey, maybe that's why I don't really miss him, then.
I second Ruby's observation: where is Rents? My vote is that school finally killed him, as expressed in the form of a haiku that I posted earlier:
Also where is Rents?
Has school finally killed him?
I will kick school's ass!
There is hope, but not for us.
Just so everyone knows, small_fire's song to xchuck was the most beautiful thing ever posted.
Just so everyone knows 
.
i didn't particularly care for it . . . where's that bottle of pabst?
Just so you know, that the dice are loaded.
Just so you know, everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
Just so you know, that the war is over.
Just so you know, that the good guys lost.
Just so you know... just so you know...
that's the way it goes... just so you know...
Just so you know... I leave tomorrow...
And the lack of caffeine's driving me crazy...
JUST SO YOU KNOW... JUST SO YOU KNOW...
I almost miss xchuck. His being so annoying qwas almost teh funney.
What the hell was the condom drinking Pabst for? Get that rubber a Jagermeister.
maybe he found something better to do...i wouldn't worry about it.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]
Maybe he discovered... internet porn!
Rock on little xchuck!@
or maybe he finally just said, in his little cartman voice, "screw you guys, i'm goin' home"
as for rents...well, my only hope is that he's getting laid and school has not killed him. because i will help jane kick school ass.
school ass?
She meant Rents' school's ass. Cause I said I'd kick it if it killed him. The IRC would be lonely if he died.
There is hope, but not for us.
The Internet Relay Chat?
*confuzzled*
The Island Romantics Club, Rohan!....holy crap, do I have to spell out EVERYTHING for you?!
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]...more importantly, where's Rents?! [/B][/QUOTE]
hahahaha
Then again, I might be wrong.
That was very insidious, and I would like a reasonable explanation right now.
There is hope, but not for us.
Jane.... yes... you crazy american
Dude, you have no idea. I am soo much crazier than this IRL. You seem like a rational man. You most likely would not even talk to me in the outside world.
There is hope, but not for us.
I think you'd be surprised.
Why would I be surprised? Are you more irrational than you appear to be? Or do you bond easily with crazy people?
There is hope, but not for us.
Both.
Apparently brevity is the soul of wit tonight for Rohan. And being enigmatic. Two birds with one stone.
There is hope, but not for us.
Could that be because I've just woken up? 
Oh yeah, shouldn't have said tonight, should I?
I think when I talked to you this morning you were just going to bed or something, if I was remembering the time change right. I feel sorry for us all because all of us seem to have seriously fucked-up sleep schedules.
There is hope, but not for us.
Mmmm. My current shifts for the weekend mean I finish work at midnight, and get to sleep about 2am. That will change next week, when I'll work from midnight through to morning, resulting in even worse sleeping patterns.
Aww, poor Rohan. I just got off work around 10:30, but I only work twice a week. But I have to get up for school around 7:00 on weekdays. I've noticed that I have a lot more free time if I just cut back my sleeping to four or five hours a night.
There is hope, but not for us.
I sleep that much anyway.
No school, but I still only work 2 days a week, and on most public holidays.
Can you really make a living working that seldom? We seem to work the same amount of days, but I still live at home. You must make a hell of a lot more money than I do.
There is hope, but not for us.
12 hours shifts, I'm in IT, and I still live at home, although I almost earn enough to move out, yes. It just makes no financial sense to do so at this point.
What do you do?
jane s. is a professional goddess.
Like, duh!
I waitress. It sucks beyond all possible reason. Everyone hates each other and I smell like cigarette smoke right now.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
[B]jane s. is a professional goddess.
Like, duh! [/B][/QUOTE]
Not true, but would be cool. I love Will! Bite me again, Rohan!
There is hope, but not for us.
Stop teasing!
[i]fangs begin to slip down...[/i]
ROHAN NOODLES!
I am in such a good mood tonight, even though my job vaguely resembles Colonial Dunsboro. Now I remember why I love the boards: they make me laugh my ass off.
Although I don't understand why will just yelled "ROHAN NOODLES!" a little bit ago.
There is hope, but not for us.
I think he's grounded.