I Never Refuse a Drink If Someone Else is Paying
Which is to say if you want to get me drunk I will oblige until I die. If you wanted to kill me, don't go to the trouble of buying a gun or a sword or a rocket launcher or even hiring this guy to do it:
Just keep buying.
The lesson here is never drink with people who have more money than you.
When I read the titel, I was gonna say, that's stupid, you'll die. Green poison, on the other hand.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Yea I almost died a few times over free drinks
I never got a free drink.
Free drinks are great.
We used to do maintenance work for the bar just to get free drinks.
Someone once bought me a drink at a lesbian bar.
I'm this way, only with sushi.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
I'd eat fried crickets if some one else was buying them. Because there's no way in hell I'd pay for fried crickets on my own. Blechhh!
I've tolerated many a corporate event or wedding or baptism because of free booze.
Old people buy you old people drinks like Manhattans. Young people buy you young people drinks like RBVs.
Speaking of RBVs those will kill you anyway.
I had an unidentifiable number of RBVs about a year ago but at least when I develop that heart condition, I'll know the exact moment that triggered it.
What are you if you've never had a Manhattan or an RBV? What is an RBV? Sounds like something to do with rainbows.
red bull vodka?
No, that's a picture of a Red Bull Visible-Spectrum. But yes, what I drank had vodka in it.
I think I am going to be drinking a lot of red bull and absinth this friday night. It's like right smack in the middle of the spectrum!
RIP Nate.
absinth is good on its own Nate.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
I can't take that licorice smell, I got to cut it with something, and I hate doing that sugar cube thing.
Don't use red bull there has to be better alternatives
Sometimes I wish Skittles made an energy drink.
Don't be a wuss. Personally I love licorice taste. Also try Sambuca, and Ouzo.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
That. Is. The. Best. Idea. EVER!
Do you guys have Irn Bru in the US? That might satisfy your sweetie flavoured energy drink cravings.
Ugh, sambuca, never again.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I love sambuca. I nearly drank a whole large bottle of it to myself when I went to Idaho.
I also hate black licorice flavor, jager is the worst though unless it is super cold.
Don't mix uppers and downers, amigos.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Yes. You could die.
Afro samurai?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica