I miss you

always.

Yeah, he's pretty cool.

<- my avatar is showing my real emotions here !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss Melody but I wouldn't admit to that if I weren't drunk and Naked Girl wasn't drinking cab sav on my couch right now.

I'm watching Dispicable Me right now!

I also miss Prensa. I wonder how her baby's are doing.

I miss Frank and Z.

I miss Alexa and the old jess.

Say what new Nick?

You've changed.

That's mostly puberty's fault, not mine.

And I AM here at 3 am on a Saturday... So really, even that didn't do much of anything.

I miss Kate and Jane and Frank and Baris and Melody and Matt and McKay

and Madde.

I miss Z, Jane, Phil, Frank, Matt and others.

Moonie.

I miss Frank and Matt.

Janes. Totally.

I don't think Frank is coming back anytime soon. I may be wrong, I sure as hell don't speak for anyone, and it has been a while since I've spoken with him, but I think it will take some bullying to get him back sooner than later.

I miss the hell out of Matty. And Madaline. I'd like to see Melody and Tony and Phil and Jane and Timeberly posting again. Other that escape my mind as I write this too.

I miss bearchaser.

Wasn't that dude gay or something?

I miss a lot of people. It isn't hard to post here, though, so the people I miss can go fuck themselves.

Who's that?

Mena.

Super gay.

Same, except I understand why a few of them don't want to.

They should come back.

why? sorry, i'm out of the loop.

i'm kind of like that traveling relative that pops in to eat some of your food after months of being away. i usually smell like dirt and i have a slung backpack of dirty clothes that i really need to wash using your machines.

in exchange, i'd give you a weird bone i found or the piece of wood i whittled down to the shape of a flying dove, because i'm an artist too.

i also buy you different chocolates from wherever i go that i give your kids or an unwrapped pack of gum with 'exotic' flavors like pinacolada or ketchup.

A few years ago, I was dating a guy and spent Christmas with his family, as is customary with people you're sleeping with. At like 11 PM, his uncle surprised everyone by showing up. They were surprised because no one had invited him or had his phone number or any way to contact him for over a year. I had a nice conversation with him. He said he was an English teacher and had spent most of the last few months in Rome. He then gave me wrapped leather bookmark and pen set. How did he know his nephew's girlfriend he'd never met would be there and would be 100% into that kind of lame dork shit? Or what happened to the original intended recipient of this gift? I don't know. Don't care. I have a fancy bookmark.

Anyway, I miss you when you're not here and I'd take all your bones, bird shaped sticks, and pinacolada gum.

I loled.

aww.. i miss you too when i'm not around. if i had access to a doritos flavored cool american, i'd totally bring one back here just for you.

I didn't know they made me flavored chips.

That may be gross. Don't read that.

Shut up you both leave and come back at the same time every time.

I don't know why I said "shut up", though lol.

I've only left once and half.

Matt will come back when he's single and horny again. For now, he's playing daddy with his girlfriend's kids, if Facebook is to trust.

i've never seen you and ironmans in the same room together.

I think Thomas Paine is a time traveler.

She's hot, though.

Who's Matt?

Does anybody else remember all that nonsense that went down with myshotgunface? I can remember shenanigans, possibly faked diseases, but cant remember exactly what happened.

Happyhooker.

i want happyhooker to come back.

Was it her and not shotgun? Seems like so long ago.

Shotgun didn't do the fake illness thing.

Happy Hooker, Ironmans, those were the days.

The awful farcefilled days.

shotgun just got up one day and said, 'i don't want to do this anymore'. i think there was a circumstance that's work-related that forced her to do it.

it was controversial because i think it's one of the few moments when everything about her was deleted, including her posts. it was like she never happened. frank knows more for sure.

The Shotgun thing was sad. She was very sweet.

I miss how many trolls we got on a weekly basis. Every week another teenage nihilist who'd just read Fight Club and wanted to come here to talk down to us and show how edgy they were.

Now we only get one a month if we're lucky and the mods ban them way too quickly.