I KNOW I'm awesome. Are YOU?

I have jumped through the open window of a runaway car and steered it, with my legs hanging out the window, through a gas station, across an alley and stopped it a foot in front of a large oak tree.

I have very pretty hair and I'm good at bossing babies around.

I just now told one, "No, you need to lay down" and he did it! Magic.

but you might kill me?

i'm good at adventures.

i always remember birthdays, and if i like you enough....i'll bake you a cake.

i give good advice.

i have a great rack.

i don't mind makin a fool of myself, i'm a big dork
i get people to try new things, people who are usually timid and hesitant to try new things i bring out their wild side!
i have a cute tush
i jump in giant rain puddles

I can cook!

I am exceptional at reading people.

I make people laugh.

I, too, am an amazing writer.

I have amazing taste in music and I love discovering new artists.

I take great nudes!

I can sing.

And I'm not conceited.

I can listen like a motherfucker.

I have a deep and unique voice.

I'm exceptional at dropping everything and doing anything for close friends.

I'm quick and witty and can make a joke out of almost anything.

I can smoke a cigarette in 5 minutes or less.

I'm an excellent driver and haven't been pulled over in nearly 10 years.

I'm very observant.

I have cool glasses.

I'm funny in moderation.

that can be January's theme instead of socks. Urineary!

I make any situation better, just by being present.

I am nice.

I am passionate.

I am a good listener.

I play Piano

I'm too interested in movies.

I'm (maybe used to be) a nationally ranked ski racer

I'M JEWISH

I'm 1/2 Italian and 1/2 Mexican.

This means that I'm a good cook with a bad temper and many, many attractive cousins.

Oh, hell yeah, I'll cut a mofo.

I am a great cook

I can figure 8 race

I can bungee jump

I can sing

I love adventure and have lots of them

I can dance

I am great with kids and teens

I am great with animals (8 dogs, 14 cats, 2 ferrets, 3 cockatiel)

I can write my name in the snow

I help alot of people

i am not judgemental

I ride a motherfuckin' motorcycle everywhere I go.

What kind, I have an 83 lowrider

I met some drug dealer last night who was the most insecure, sad, miserable person I've ever been in the presence of. He won't continue about on Earth much longer.

I'm not him.

Boulevard C50T. Some day I'll have Harley Money...

I can sleep longer than anyone I've ever met.

I've eaten the same thing for lunch every day for 4 years.

I can smoke anyone under the table.

Now that I see it written in front of me, it sounds more pathetic than awesome, but that's life.

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that's a nice bike-5 speed, 65.2 wheel base, normally comes with toe-heel shift.

-I'm always optimistic.
-Somewhere deep in my soul is a little fiend that comes out every now and again.
-I'm good at hugs.

I can... uhhh... well...

Nope, guess not. Officially not awesome. Pass the hemlock.

I'm the bees knees. The cat's meow, even.

When I get revved up, I sometimes go fucking nuts, and I do and say things that don't make sense, even to me on occasion, but in that moment.... I. Am. Free.

I eat those babies.

DANDRUFF CAN'T EAT BABIES IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A MOUTH

I ride too (unless theres too much snow on the road).
I'm very positive.
I'm encouraging.
I'm good at illegal shit and fucking people up. Other than that, I gots nuthin.

I don't think you guys know what the word "awesome" means. Either that or you're collectively lowering the bar. it's one or the other.

... he is going to work, he considers his little life...
..it's Monday; on his dirty semi-crashed car, he is trapped in the city traffic.
A book lays open on the passenger’s seat... he takes a glance at the page...
...he reads: "In the cemetery where Al Jolson is buried"...
...an October morning sun ray lights the book's page...

lolwut.

"... he is going to work, he considers his little life...
..it's Monday; on his dirty semi-crashed car, he is trapped in the city traffic.
A book lays open on the passenger’s seat... he takes a glance at the page...
...he reads: "In the cemetery where Al Jolson is buried"...
...an October morning sun ray lights the book's page..." -Luigi

"YoshiPrincessMushroomPipe
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YoshiPrincessMushroomPipe"-Mario

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YOU eat babies, too?!?

I shit babies.

I play with babies. They are cute and easily amused.

Sometimes, i really hate all of you.

Baby baseball: Grab a baby by the feet and smack him against a tree. I know it's fucked up, but it's an actual game and I didn't invent or make it up so kill the messenger! Anyone up for a game?

pee in the snow.

Nate, you joined in on lowering the bar.

I-i-i...dun dun, dun dun, dun dun, I-i-i...DUN DUN, DananaNUH-NUH-nuh-nUH-uh-NUH-nuhuuuuh-uh-UH...DanananaNA-na-na-na-naNA-NA-NA-NA

Crazy, but thats how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe its not to late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Lifes a bitter shame
Im going off the rails on a crazy train

Ive listened to preachers
Ive listened to fools
Ive watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you have the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
Im going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeh-h

Heirs of a cold war
Thats what weve become
Inheriting troubles Im mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
Im living with something that just isnt fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and whats to blame
Im going off the rails on a crazy train

Didn't know you listened to Ozzy

I'm not awesome.

I'm SUPERAWESOME

SIGH

BURP

You people are sick... I EAT babies, nothing weird like you guys are into!

....just to see if it works: "uahhhh!!!!"

Are you scared?