I Just Wanted To Say...
That I'm posting naked!
Woo hoo!!
Everyone else - say something completely innappropriate!
debacle is a verb
Ah yeah, baby. Suck it!
Just kidding!
You don't have to suck it.
YEAH! I said something inappropriate!
I love everybody!
I did it again! YEAAAAAH! 
Well, if I wasn't married to my lamp shade (she's always watching me), I would fuck you like a rhino who..... wait... I don't know how I rhino fucks. Why am I talking about rhinos?
I still enjoy and will always enjoy making my dog hump large stuffed animals, especially wuzzles.
I sung this song when I was buzzed like mad on caffeine once. I made it up myself (like you couldn't tell):
"I have no pantolones on,
Pantolones on,
Pantolones on,
I have no pantolones on,
And I think that's okay!
Tra la la, la la la..."
And repeat. I made it up all my by myself! Monkey Love! 
Pantolones? Well, whatever they are, I'm not wearing any either. And I think that's okay!
Tra la la, la la la...
It's mexican for pants.
Oh. Don't you mean Spanish?
spanish for pants? do mexicans really have their own language? perhaps they have slang words, but i doubt that pants would be one of them. i'm half mexican and i don't even speak spanish so i probably shouldn't bother to correct you. god i haven't posted in so long. do fish have balls? <-- i can't remember the name of the movie with that quote, if any of you suckas know it, TELL ME!
well fuck, i'm late as usual
Alice.
right now i'm wondering if i should shave my balls tomorrow or not.
but then i worry about ingrown hairs.
"We dont care about your typing, we just care about your content and your content blows. This is due to you being a fuckstick." -Lazlosdead
"And once again i find myself saying thank you to a little valium" -ArcherDylan27
"Wow, that's a lot of valium for one thread!" - Vigorous Puppy
Do you have crabs? That would be a good reason to shave your testicals.
"Oh. Don't you mean Spanish?"
No.
Mexican isn't a language. Is it? What?
Sure it is, you dirty spic.
What? No it isn't. Now I'm confused. And what is a spic? I like sporks.
I'm full of shit.
That's what I thought.
You must be some kind of psychic.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Odd-Reigh [/i]
[B]That I'm posting naked!
[/B][/QUOTE]
Cool. I have a response in the form of a question... what prompted this ?
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
this was prompted by excessive happiness at being once again reunited with my computer and an overabundance of silliness.
that, and my shower was ready.
debacle is a verb
There is no original word
I see my hairy ass reflected
In the water in which I shit
Never say the original word
HELL YEAH!!!!
Oh, wait. You said say something INapprorpriate.
Looks like I failed again!