I just got House of Leaves!

I stole a copy off of a friend, a while back, and have since read it twice. It's the sort of book that is a DEFINITE good find, and when you get it... well, you'll either love it or hate it, and I'm guessing you'll love it.

Enjoy.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Jaron [/i]
[B]I stole a copy off of a friend, a while back, and have since read it twice. It's the sort of book that is a DEFINITE good find, and when you get it... well, you'll either love it or hate it, and I'm guessing you'll love it.

Enjoy. [/B][/QUOTE]

Well I am breathing contradiciton to your statement. I definitely didnt love the book nor did I wish to burn it i.e. I didnt hate it. I only found it rather boring and unexciting. Well reasearched and thought out but poorly presented. BTW, I predict a mas take over of this thread by Xchuck.

Yes, XChuck is so very deeply in love with Mark Z. Danielweski.

The book is a masterpiece, and this is not debatable.

YYYYYYYYYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYA! LEO GOT HOL! YES! YES! YES! YES! MASSTAKINGOVERNESSS!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD, LEO IS GOING TO LOVE EVERY WORD AND EVERY BIT OF INFO IN HTE GREATEST BOOK EVER CREATED! FUCK YEAH! Mark has blue hair.

Blue hair?

One day I'm gonna get to rewrite Stephen King's "Misery," with the main characters being XChuck and Mark D. Dowbrowsziowski.

"Numbah... won... Ima youre numbah... one fann..."

It'll be fun. I'm sure.

Will: LOLOLOLOL!
Jaron: Yes, blue. He is a puck rocker from L.A.

A punk rocker from L.A. whose gonna get his legs broke by XChucl so I can write my stupid book.

Fan love. It's the truest form of love there is, don't you know.

My name is XChucl? How strange. I never noticed it before. Hmmm... Anyway, I don't really want my legs broken. Is there anyway I can prevent this?

No, no, no. You silly, stupid little old man!

I love you anyway. I will explain:

1. Your real name is Typo McClearly. We call you XChuck, which is pronounced XChucl in Bangladesh.

2. YOU break Mark Darknogonomonopia's legs, then hold him up in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, and make him write, "House of Our Love," a sequel, all about YOU and he, in the book I'll have to start writing pretty soon. You would understand that this is the basic plot of Stephen King's "Misery," if you read more than your pretend boyfriend's little House of Book.

That's all. No biggie. I admire your open gay relationship you have with the famous author guy. That Viagra's pretty bad ass, huh old man? Hugs!

PS - Can someone please post the Richard Simmons, "This thread is GAY" banner in here? Please? Thank you!

Mark isn't my "boyfriend"! Brad Pitt is! Just like Rents' man-crush on... Renton, I have a man-crush on Brad Pitt.

Oh, I get it. Yo, that's a dope idea for a thread: what guys do you have a man-crush on? I will go start it.

You asked for it Will!

Yeahhhhhh!

It Is! Gay!

Hehe. TBS was right. I have taken over this thread. But, with the help of Will! My trusty sidekick/grandson/guy who is awesomeness/ummm/Brad Pitt!

What? You're gay! And this is your gay thread for your non-Brad Pott gay boyfriend!

Gay!

Haha! We, as a duet, not a duo, took over this thread!

And it's GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

If this is our thread, do you wanna, like, hang out and watch some musicals later? Then... oh, wait. You're like a kid and stuff.

So, do you wanna move to a country where the gay boy trade isn't frowned upon like it is here? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I saw a musical recently, The Producers. Wait, what should your super hero name be?

I'm Spiderman! I posted a thread about it a couple of days ago.

Oh yeah! So, you're gay too! What should my name be?

You can be HOMO! The Stalk Milking LoveMan!

LOL! Is HOMO going to be an acrymin(sp)?

Heavy
On
Male
Orgams?

Eh... to quote Kitty somewhere else. "I got nothin"

Hehe. Well, you can, atleast, remember the days when you DID have something.

Those days were bad ass! Kapow!

Suck it! Suck IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

I'm just kidding! Relax!

You don't really ahve to suck it!

As opposed to "loose assed"? ;/

As opposed to "good assed," you buttnut!

Tell Jesus and the Fucking Wise Men I say hi!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Jaron [/i]
[B]I stole a copy off of a friend [/B][/QUOTE]

i hate you. everyone does this to me- they envy my big collection.
i mean i really hate you.

anyways- is this book that good?
been looking for someone to impress me since i've read chuck.
it's been impossible. he ruined it for a lot of decent authors- for me.
comparing shit all the time.

Okay, now i don't wanna sleep with you so much.

I have a HUGE library, may more than I'll ever need. So I just give shit away all the time. Unless it's uber-rare (my Lincoln bio written by Dale Carnagie, I've got an old Navy boxing manaul that once belonged to Bruce Lee, any of my books printed in the late 1800's), or I'm currently reading it, if you come over and you want it, it's yours.

Why? Karma! No joke, for all the stuff I've given away, 10fold more comes back to me.

So relax, guy. Loosen up. Take a hot bath or something.

K? Y? Because it feels good.

Actually, most of my books, I got off second-hand book stores. (I have several bookshelves full.)

will: They're three wiccan whores, actually. ;/

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by valium25mg [/i]
[B]anyways- is this book that good?
been looking for someone to impress me since i've read chuck.
it's been impossible. he ruined it for a lot of decent authors- for me.
comparing shit all the time. [/B][/QUOTE]

Is the book good? IS THE BOOK GOOD? OF COURSE IT IS! IT'S THE BEST BOOK EVER MADE! I felt the same way about Chuck... until I read HOL. Seriously, at some point in your life, READ HOUSE OF LEAVES!

I unfortunately have barely started, as I've had a busy weekend.

This thread is MAD weird!