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Lady Poison
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wow if this was a drinking game.. id be wayyyyyy drunk. oops, i'll just say i've lived a ver fullfilling life.

I've never not Faked an Orgasim, ok so not so fullfilling. 

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i have never worn flip flops.

Flip flops should be banned. Proximity of toes to the ground worries me. (I'm a germ phobe)

I have never had birds as pet.

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I have never fucked anything other than healthy adult human females.

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I have never smoked anything, not even a cigarette, or done any kind of illegal drug.

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I have never defecated inside a shoe.

I have never jumped on top of a hand grenade and saved all my buddies.

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I have never conceided to a socialist's point of view.

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Giggan wrote:

I have never conceided to a socialist's point of view.

 

"Pizza is tasty."

"GO TO HELL!"

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9.10.84 wrote:
[QUOTE=SnowWhite]wait, don't you usually play this game with tequilla?[/QUOTE] yea it's one of the games you play with the drinking game Kings. only in the drinking game, you put five fingers up and go in turns saying stuff you haven't done, and if somebody's done it, they put a finger down. the first person to make a fist has to drink.

 

I have never heard of playing that way.

 

That would just take to long to get drunk.  We always played that you go around the circle saying crap and any time someone says something you've done, you drink.

 

Edit:  of course someone all ready said that, but I didn't read that far.

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 i have never had regular sex with kelly clarkson

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 i've never slept with a cultie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(yet)

 

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I hope you realize, Des, that as of now every male cultie is plotting ways to destroy the competi...err, other male culties.

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If you put fried rice on top of a pizza, then eat the whole thing and a liter of coke to yourself, naked, I'm pretty sure that's helly close to liberation.
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

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PocketFives wrote:

I hope you realize, Des, that as of now every male cultie is plotting ways to destroy the competi...err, other male culties.

 

sweet!  Let the games begin!

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I've never hit a girl

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Turtletrain wrote:

I've never hit a girl

 

... that didn't deserve it?

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Turtletrain wrote:

I've never hit a girl

I have never believe that.

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I have never entered the Cult chatroom.

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Adelaide.Alexa
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 ^ you should! good times.

I have never thrown a t.v. out the bathroom window.

 

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Adelaide.Alexa wrote:

I have never thrown a t.v. out the bathroom window.

 

 

...well then you've also never lived.

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Adelaide.Alexa wrote:

 ^ you should! good times.

 

Some day I will. Maybe.

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I've never fucked a man.

Yet, morey, yet!

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I have never made a sculpture of a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. 

 

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I have never gotten my penis stuck in any PLASTIC tube objects.

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I have never consumed Baileys out of a shoe, but might given an opportunity..

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 I have never mixed coke and pepsi together. But now i'm curious. 

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Adelaide.Alexa wrote:

 I have never mixed coke and pepsi together. But now i'm curious. 

Disgusting...just drink maple syrup its pretty much the same thing.

 

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I've never killed in the heat of passion.

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