'i have never' game

I've never danced with all the colours of the wind.

[QUOTE=gurelli][b]lupus[/b], are you some kinda art student or something? cuz' its not often someone messes with [b]Mr. Magritte[/b][/QUOTE]
None of your bloody business.

Back to the topic: I have never flown a plane.

[QUOTE=lupus]None of your bloody business.[/QUOTE]

Are you some kinda "bloody" brit wannabe? fuckin' hell... greek culture is thousand times better than that, stick on that girl! And for your rude attitude, fuck you! I'm not bloody hell as you matey, you're fucking tempered, innit!?

I have never played rugby.

[QUOTE=gurelli]Are you some kinda "bloody" brit wannabe? fuckin' hell... greek culture is thousand times better than that, stick on that girl! And for your rude attitude, fuck you! I'm not bloody hell as you matey, you're fucking tempered, innit!?

I have never played rugby.[/QUOTE]
Would you prefer that in Greek then?

Yes, I am fucking tempered. Fucking [b]bad[/b] tempered. Stay away.

I have never played chess.

I've never... well... (this is embarassing)... I've never been taught how to ride a bike. So I still don't know how to today.

[QUOTE=lupus]Would you prefer that in Greek then?

Yes, I am fucking tempered. Fucking [b]bad[/b] tempered. Stay away.

I have never played chess.[/QUOTE]

I have been playing chess since I was 5.

No, I won't stay away. What makes you that much angry? something about me? what? do I hurt you? I'm sorry if I did. That was nothing personal and nothing intentional. I'm sorry.

I have never been caught masturbating. And I will make sure it stays that way.

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]I'll teach you sometime.[/QUOTE]

Thanks. I feel much better.

I have never enjoyed reading anything by Lewis Grassic Gibbon

everyone get ready to gasp. And I'll even build it up for you...In first grade I went to a certain class and the teacher was showing a movie. I watched the beginning, and it seemed to drag on forever just because I was so excited to see the movie unfold. And right as the movie really started to pick up...An office aid comes into the classroom and hands the teacher a note. "Jeremy. Your mom's here." crap, I thought, I had to go to the dentist. I'd miss the rest of the movie that day. I told my last girlfriend the story, and she gasped. She couldn't believe I'd never seen this movie before. So we went to the store to rent it. Got home and started watching it, and I'm enjoy all the subtle humor that I never picked up on as a child. I loved it. And then My girlfriend starts messing around with me, and I'm trying to watch the movie, so I don't pay her any attention...so she turns it off. The next day I had to leave(it was a long distance relationship--I was only there for a couple of days) so I never got to finish it. So the two times I've tried to watch it, I've only seen up to the part when Charlie finally finds the last golden ticket. Yep. that's right, motherfuckers, don't complain, because I've never seen Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory. AND never read charlie and the chocolate factory. so there. I've said it.

^that's no so bad.
I have never seen Jaws, ET, or ER.

I have never loved myself more than i deserve.

I've never* read anything in this thread, but I'm thinking maybe I should...

*until a second ago...

Don't

Good to see you've never commited suicide.

I haven't either.

I have never eaten a flan.

I have never seen any of the Halloween movies or any of the Friday the Thirteenth movies.

 I've never been to a strip club. 

I've never read anything by Joyce

!!!

Do me a favor and never watch them. I'll watch them with you with one day. I've seen them so much I can only enjoy them watching somebody watch them now. Well that's not true, I might watch one right now since you brought it up.

3 is the only one I've ever seen and that was back in grade school whenever it came out

2 was hilariously disgraceful, which was ok, because on the spectrum of   good--------bad--------enjoyably bad  it managed to surpass bad and make it to enjoyably bad.

sorry guys, NONE of them were good...

I have never drive an american car.

Nate-  Three stands alone from the series. It doesn't even have Michael Myers in it.

El Bit- You MUST be talking about Friday the 13th? Halloween 2 wasn't that bad, though I did feel it disgraced the series.

Mor Al- You are a 'tard. The first Halloween movie is the greatest horror movie of all time.

Naw.

Things that stick in my mind as being scary are:

Valentine: Admittedly I watched it when I was much younger

The Hills Have Eyes: I don't know WHY it scared me, I watched it alone and was getting a little teary.

The Exorcist: Religious shit freaks me the fuck out.

You got scared by The Hills Have Eyes? Tut tut tut.

And after consulting IMDb, I'm realising I was talking about Halloween H20. Apologies.

 I have never rescued someone in distress or "saved the day."

I've never dated a (natural) redhead.

I have never put anything up my nose that didn't belong there.

I have never pierced anything, not even my ears...

I have never broken any of my own bones.

::knocks on wood::

I haven't either.

I have never cheated on anyone.

I have never actually played a drinking game. 

Hhahahahahah! This brings back a great memory. I was at a fiesta at a friend's house. Me and Harry are in the basement playing foosball and everyone else is upstairs playing 'Never have I ever'. There's a roar of uncontrolled laughter from upstairs and my friend Pat comes stumbling down the way an overdramatic actor would fleeing a scene in which he's been shot, only Pat's handicap is the hysterical laughter. To hear the rest, you have to become acquainted with my friend Dirty Filthy Rancid Vile Greasy Grimy Putrid Shit-Ridden Degenerate Ed.

[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/Giggan/edbug001.jpg[/IMG]

We call him Dirty Filthy Rancid Ed for short. That's him on the right. Ed kinda talks the way he looks.

So Pat stumbles down the stairs going, "Dude...oh man...you wouldn't believe...HAHAHAHA!" He goes, "Ed! We're playing 'never have i ever' and we get to dirty ed, HAHAHA! and he says, 'never have i ever puked in my asshole!"

Of course no one else had done that, but everyone laughed nonetheless.

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I have never outright paid for sex.

i have never read most of the books considered "classics" because they bore the hell out of me.

i have never dated a mormon.

I have never eaten cheese from a spray can

I have never taken a drunk friend to his/her house. I just leave them to their own fate.

I have never gone commando. I'm not afraid to, though.

I have never been to New York City.

me too!

i have never read moby dick or oliver twist.

I've read Moby Dick and I started Twist.  I'm not a fan of Dickens. (argh)

I have never been outside of the americas.

i have never disappeared from the cult for several months for no good reason.

haha thanks bff

lets hang out soon!

There's a thread for this.  It's called, "Let's fill this thread up with lies."

sorry, i thought it was opposites day

i have never worn flip flops.