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big S
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this one's easy...
one at a time please...
imagine the possibilities...

i have never seen an episode of survivor.

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I made a thread something like this when I was a noob, but it got crapped on. I hope yours has better luck.

I've never committed armed robbery.

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I have never seen the Lost Ark movies nor the newer ones about the ring with the dwarfs and such in them. Oh yeah this will kill you I also have not seen the Matrix movies, I hate big commercial shit and when they try to throw out three of them, I consider it an abuse which I don't take.

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actually, i think i respect you more for not seeing those goddamn matrix movies.
and i've never seen a james bond or woody allen movie.

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I've never seen Titanic, and will die happy having never seen it.

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ME too!

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I have never, therefor I don't know if I.

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I have never try to breathe under water.

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Are you sure about that, cause I know I have by accident.

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I have never had non-deviant intercourse

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You better detail, what exactly do you consider devient anyway?

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[QUOTE=lokigod]I have never had non-deviant intercourse[/QUOTE]
what does this even mean?

i have never downloaded even one note of music.

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Something tells me that's one of those questions his lawyer has advised him to never answer.

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I have never been to a dentist.

my teeth are fine. why would I go to one, if I don't have problems? I hate medical people.

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i have never read any of the lord of the rings books. *ducking*

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I have never raped a chicken

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^liar

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I have never donated money to the Mentally Retarded Canadians Dying of AIDS Foundation

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I have never seen "Snow White" all the way through. I know how it ends, so I just never bothered.

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I have never faked being crippled in order to get free cookies

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[QUOTE=angusbeef123]I have never faked being crippled in order to get free cookies[/QUOTE]
how 'bout faked being mentally challenged in order to sit next to mel torme?

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I have never gotten curious and stuck a finger up my butt

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I have never read any of the "Emporer" thread.

ever

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[QUOTE=angusbeef123]I have never gotten curious and stuck a finger up my butt[/QUOTE]
Yeah and you're gonna try to tell us one never (woops) slipped up there while you were over over-enthusiastically 'wiping'?

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I have never given blood

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[QUOTE=Grae]I have never given blood[/QUOTE]
You're too young to, that's why.

Is it true that you get paid to give blood in America? If that's true that's pretty sick.

I have never given a hickey.

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You volunteer to give blood, but if you give plasma (a longer, more drawn out process) they give you a few bucks, yeah.

I have never been to Europe.

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I have never done drugs. Well, I have never done any of those "bad" drugs. I just never wanted to. If I wanted to have a good time or bad, then I could do that all by myself. I don't need help.

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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I've never seen Titanic, and will die happy having never seen it.[/QUOTE]There. Something I have never done. I was getting worried for a minute...

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wait, don't you usually play this game with tequilla?

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[QUOTE=SnowWhite]wait, don't you usually play this game with tequilla?[/QUOTE]
yea it's one of the games you play with the drinking game Kings. only in the drinking game, you put five fingers up and go in turns saying stuff you haven't done, and if somebody's done it, they put a finger down. the first person to make a fist has to drink.

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I have never had sex with the lights on/durring the day.

for her benefit.

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Really? I've never had sex without some source of light. Daylight or not.

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*shudder*

i have never moved house

i have never met either of my grandfathers

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I have never been able to carry a tune.

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I have never listened the song We Are the World

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I've never heard "The Milkshake Song."

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big S
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i have never attempted suicide
and this was a drinking game but the way we played it, someone said 'i have never blah blah blah', and if others had done it, they took a drink.

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[QUOTE=big S]i have never attempted suicide
and this was a drinking game but the way we played it, someone said 'i have never blah blah blah', and if others had done it, they took a drink.[/QUOTE]
Yes...me too. All my friends never seemed to have done anything though, so I always had the most to drink. You know, it really should be the other way round, so that the people that hadn't had to drink: that way, you could make the drunkards do almost anything you wanted, like entice them into bed, or make them walk off cliffs in their drunken state.

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no way! ive seen all those movies, theyre fucking great, probably only cause I love movies and want to act, oh well!

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I have never owned a cellphone.

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I've never eaten kiwi or pineapple.

I'm very happy about both.

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big S
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i have never had a drink of everclear, thankfully

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peed on an electric fence

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I have never ride a horse
I have never shot someone
I have never got married
I have never lie to myself
I have never thought that I will be writing messages to such thread.
I have never felt like dying
I have never eat most of the snacks you've down there at your local markets
I have never been a member of a real punk band (I wish I did that)
I have never be able to finish reading holly books.
I have never ate a cat/dog/iguana/puma.
I have never stop dreaming about bright sunny days, a lovely family, a huge, pure grey, female Great Dane, a house.

sorry..I did it again.

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I have never streaked a nationally televised sporting event

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I have never smoked a pipe, although I'd like to.
[i]This[/i] kind of pipe:

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[QUOTE=lupus]I have never smoked a pipe, although I'd like to.
[i]This[/i] kind of pipe:[/QUOTE]

[b]Ceci n'est pas une pipe[/b]

This is not a pipe...

besides....it does not exist.

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[QUOTE=gurelli][b]Ceci n'est pas une pipe[/b]

This is not a pipe...

besides....it does not exist.[/QUOTE]
Oh really.

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[QUOTE=lupus]Oh really.[/QUOTE]

Nope, you've got me... I was kiddin'

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[b]lupus[/b], are you some kinda art student or something? cuz' its not often someone messes with [b]Mr. Magritte[/b]

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