i got a dumb idea!! :D
i think it would be fun for all of us to do something risky, or odd, or stunt-ish everyday, or once a week... nothing illegal, but something fucking dumb and post what it was. maybe do it in public, maybe with pals, but something of the semi rediculous sorts and tell us about it.... for instance, in the cramped space at dominos pizza just a bit ago, i had an urge to scream and run out the door, but didn't..... i want some support from my fellow cultster buddys... so what do ya say?? i'll believe your stories if you believe mine 
any suggestions??
like, maybe dare each other??
How about ordering a pizza and answering the door.
NAKED!!! ROTFLMAO OMG
Oh wait, even better. Answer the door, dead!
Man, they won't expect a thing.
classy
Wait, man, I had an epiphany.
Order a pizza, then hide behind your couch.
Surprise the pizza guy!
How can it possibly go wrong, I ask you. How?
alright 2PK, not sure if this story counts, but here goes:
last night i met a bunch of friends at a bar, and when i got there, my friend's girlfriend was in a tiff because some chick had stepped on her foot AND burned her with a cigarette. anyway, erin was about to throw down with this chick because she was a total bitch about it, didn't apologize and was basically like, your flesh is on fire? that's rough, but can you get out of my life? so in an effort to diffuse the situation, i offered to elbow her, or push her or something. my boyfriend, ever the instigator, takes it to the next level and dares me to spill an entire pint on her. i rarely back down from dares, so on my way back from the ladies', i pretended to trip, and dumped the whole thing on her.
yes, totally catty, very immature, but to quote r. kelly, i'm like so what i'm drunk...it's the freekin' weekend and i'm about to have me some fun.
i'm just glad i didn't get my ass kicked.
I don't know how dumb it was, seems reasonable enough, but very nice none the less...
Then again, I might be wrong.
k this wasnt recent (by the way im gonna rule this contest) and ts something small, but enjoyable. me and my bud shawn were driving his sister to one of her friends house, and i was riding shotgun. of course we had the windows down and the music oing when we come to a red light. now we were closest to the curb, and there were all of these people standing like right next as close as possible to the curb waiting for the bus. someone could stretch their arm out and the whole thing would be in the van, thats how close they were. so we were sitting and waiting and it was taking for ever, and i gradually turned the volume off.......after a couple seconds of silence out of nowhere i scream at the top of my lungs (while beating the hell out of the dashboard and shaking my head and pushign myself back and forth) JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol everyone was scarred and jumped back, we drove off laughing. on the way home supposivly we cut off some black guy lol wrong thing to do in toronto, so the guy pulls up in his friggin expensive civic racer or somehting or whatever and signals me to roll down my window ( ha dorlled it up after the red light incident) and i just look at him with a blank face and then turn around as if id idnt see him lol he than rolls up his window, and i than roll down mine lol than he rolls down his and tells us we cut him off. i say "sorry i didnt notice, im teaching my friend here how to drive, first timer, ya know?" and he looks at us funny, than shawn starts yelling in a mentally challenged voice and starts honking the horn lol. fun stuff
the next time the phone rings answer it as if you're the one who called. this should totally confuse the person calling you. all the better if it's a telemarketer.
me: oh, hi. i'd like to order a large anchovy pizza.
caller: ahh, is framstedt there?
me: who? is this four corners?
caller: what?
me: i said i want a large anchovy pizza. are you deaf or something.
caller: wha. . . .
hang up. star sixty nine the fucker and say hi!
When you call them back, then act like they're calling you.
Who is this?
Well, what do you want?
I once wore a prom dress to panhandle in front of a supermarket as a dare. I made about $15 in 30 minutes. Not bad.
mirkah, there are some things one shouldn't sahre with the group.
why a prom dress?
they're notoriously trashy, i suppose, right? *grins, shows all teeth*
It was a dare, it was funny, I made cash. Haha, it was funny. Lime green dress.
Dear FourDollarKenny,
I think this is a fine idea. Bravo!
For my first risky, "stunt-ish" act, I read the entire "circumsized?" poll thread. All of it. I read it.
I did.
That should count for about a WEEK worth of stuff, for sure. Have you have a sandwich today? Love!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]why a prom dress? [/B][/QUOTE]
Sorry Moe,
missed your post while I was replying to Frams don't share with the group.
It was a prom dress to embarress me. I panhandled for *cabfare* as if I'd been ditched by a date. We even rubbed up my mascara to make it look like I'd been crying
that's excellent!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]alright 2PK, not sure if this story counts, but here goes:
last night i met a bunch of friends at a bar, and when i got there, my friend's girlfriend was in a tiff because some chick had stepped on her foot AND burned her with a cigarette. anyway, erin was about to throw down with this chick because she was a total bitch about it, didn't apologize and was basically like, your flesh is on fire? that's rough, but can you get out of my life? so in an effort to diffuse the situation, i offered to elbow her, or push her or something. my boyfriend, ever the instigator, takes it to the next level and dares me to spill an entire pint on her. i rarely back down from dares, so on my way back from the ladies', i pretended to trip, and dumped the whole thing on her.
yes, totally catty, very immature, but to quote r. kelly, i'm like so what i'm drunk...it's the freekin' weekend and i'm about to have me some fun.
i'm just glad i didn't get my ass kicked. [/B][/QUOTE]
Hell, if I'd known you were gonna get into a rumble, I would've told you to wear the jeans. 
no, its a good idea.
i started a thread about it- called 'Out of Our Comfort Zones' a while back.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
thanks will, and, no, I haven't been able to partake in a good wholesome sandwich today... mmmay I? *pointing at a sandwich held by mr. tupper.* nnnndo you mind?
i forgot about the comfort zones thread. sorry wes. so.... how about those dares, people??!!!
first off, i'd like to dare everyone for a simple practice run. it's probably simple for most everyone here, but, the dare is to do either one of two things... scream something inappropriate in a public place w/ out bad language (that's the hard part) and take note of expressions and actions followed by the people around. the witnesses.
second dare : do a simple trip and fall... chevy chase style, in a public place. you're more than likely going to get sympathy, but i doubt that'll happen if someone gets knocked down.
okay, these are lame, but, who's with me??!!!!
anyone? anyone? beuler? beuler?
beuler?
ps.
wes, your avetar is quite teh sassy
thankye. its Grace Slick- possibly the most beautiful woman of the 70s.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
That looks exactly like Vanessa Carlton. Whom I thought it was. She's a looker too.
eponymous, your avetar MADE me look at porn!!
wes, i've never heard of her... i'm ashamed of my milf radar right now.
the singer from Jefferson Airplane > Jefferson Starship.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rents [/i]
[B]Hell, if I'd known you were gonna get into a rumble, I would've told you to wear the jeans. [/B][/QUOTE]
it got so frikin' cold that night...i wish i had worn jeans!
love the ode to brad, btw. it's kinda weird that you decided to change your aviator and stuff because it turned out to be a sublime kinda weekend for me.
rubberized jeans would offer some protection in a fight.
yeah, especially since i could say with some authority "i'm rubber, you're glue!!"
whatever you says bounces off a me and sticks to you! haw haw haw.
tee-hee. Both of the ones that came to mind have already been posted:
I did the "dump the cup of water" on someone, that happened "accidentally" in a shove match between me and my friend.
Also do the scream at pedestrians while driving by. This works great if I am with my friend Russ, who can make an awesome blood-curdling scream.
We also will drive through sobriety check points repeatedly, sober of course, just to aggitate the cops. Go through one way, then go back through the other way. We'd do this like 6 times, and when the cops get to know you, and just wave you through, you park somewhere for an hour, and drive through a few times, then repeat. I'm still waiting for some kind of "asshole ticket" to come about from this, but so far, nothing. Can't wait for Memorial Day... there will be a lot of check-points then. Hopefully this year, we will find couple of check-points, and just rotate through them all night.
I have no life. *SIGH*
~Suggestions are like the ripcords on parachutes.
for real. but to spice it up, you should get to the point where you get the wave-through, then start drinking.
did someone say, start drinking?
This is an awsome idea. The thread in general.
The faking a fall one would be funny. Getting all these people to help you up and then running away.
Kind of like pretending to be blind and getting someone to help you cross the road.
wouldn't work in nueva york.
an old old old lady fell in the middle of the store today. i helped her by getting a wheel chair. she cut her arm up pretty bad and it made me sad.
i'll bet she's on this site laughing her ass off right about now.
you got us pretty darn good, granny.
i didn't have time to do anything of this sort today. 
but i was thinking, this can be like the check in from wills old abstanence challenge. check in, once a day, or when ever, and tell what you did. I'm serious about this people. it's teh funney when people cry wolf!!
LET'S HEAR SOME DARES, PEOPLE.... *crickets chirping and what not, make kennY sad-ish*
When I was on speech team, the fake falling thing was like our trademark. In fact, we'd even do it so other people would run out to help the person who fell, and then they'd fall too, so you'd get this pile of about half a dozen people.
Sometimes the speech meets got a little slow, all right?
There is hope, but not for us.
did you fake an epileptic seizure too during your speech team meets?
me and some of my friends were at a mall, we were really bored, so we decided to sit down on the floor in the middle of the mall and start meditating. we were there for like 20 imnutes before the security guards made us leave. by that time there were over 50 people standing there watching us, and they were confused as hell.
"crew: preventing silent, naked plays on a dark, empty stage"
You sat on the floor?! In a mall?! For 20 minutes?! Man... I still can't believe it. I mean, a mall?! 20 whole minutes?! On the floor?! That defies logic! So let me get this straight... 1 mall, 1 floor, 20 minutes?! Holy fuck! Will wonders never cease... that's gotta be the dumbest idea ever. Totally on topic. And by dumb I mean dumb, not dumb good like bad good, but dumb dumb like bad bad... phew... a mall floor... hot damn... I think my fly zipper is gonna burst from containing the excitement I feel right now... I can't even say the word... ma... ma... fl... fl... I mean one of those shopping places and the ground...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
Brock, you don't have to be so mean about it. Kenny didn't specify that the things had to be especially dangerous or whatever. Just kind of out of the ordinary. So lay off, huh?
Framstedt, no, we never did fake epilepsy, although one time I hit my head on a towel dispenser and passed out. That was pretty funny.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by endomorph7869 [/i]
[B]me and some of my friends were at a mall, we were really bored, so we decided to sit down on the floor in the middle of the mall and start meditating. we were there for like 20 imnutes before the security guards made us leave. by that time there were over 50 people standing there watching us, and they were confused as hell. [/B][/QUOTE]
Okay... I took a little while and calmed down, and upon further reflection I have changed my mind. In the history of dumb ideas, I have never heard of a dumb idea any dumber than this one. In other words, you have out-dumbed yourself. The dumbness radiating from this dumb idea is beyond dumb, more like DUMB. Not even a dumb idea, but a DUMB idea. Never before has mankind witnessed such dumbtrification of dumbacility as you have displayed with this dumb idea. Truly dumb... its hard to even stop saying... dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumbity-friggin'-dumb... You have been crowned ruler of all that is dumb this day. All Hail Dumb Supreme. Vive La Dumb. Long live his dumbness...
... and all those people standing around? They weren't confused. They were just blown away by how dumb you are. They were thinking, "God... what a bunch of dumbfucks."
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
Damn you, boy.
There is hope, but not for us.
No one is being mean. Just pointing out that in a thread of dumb ideas, that one takes the booby prize home... in fact, I would suggest that he proudly wear his newfound dumbness. It sets him apart from other's, a true individual... dumbest of all and dumber than the rest. I'm doing him a favor by proclaiming his supremacy in this field...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
My falling down thing was pretty dumb. Come on, give it up.
There is hope, but not for us.
Sorry, Jane. Just not quite the same thing, Jane. Beter luck next time, Jane. Your dumb idea was pretty dumb too, Jane, but not as dumb as his, Jane. Ever been to Maine, Jane? I like a nice candy cane, Jane. And Great Dane's, Jane. Judging dumbness can be quite a pain, Jane...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
That was just maniacally weird, Brock. I don't even know what to say to you anymore.
There is hope, but not for us.
Am I the only one thinking of jackass?
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lokigod [/i]
[B]Am I the only one thinking of jackass? [/B][/QUOTE]
Probably. Anyway, after seeing your post I'm thinking of monkeys flying out of my butt...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
anyone ever heard of the cacophony society?
"It is far better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"---???
ah yeah. isnt there a link to on this site? most likely in Community/Links from your nav. bar up there.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
Yeah, let's dare each other.
I can't think of anything. I'm so uncreative.