I finally recieved my first Palahniuk book

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twosmokingbarre
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As some noticed my birthday was today. I turned 16. And I was given [I]Invisible Monsters[/I], my first Chuck book. I also reiceved: Snatch and Se7en SE DVDS, TTT poster, Foo Fighters newest, Nirvana- Bleach, and this saturday my entire family(seven of us) is getting pizza and seeing TTT. It will be my third time.

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Hey, it is your birthday. Just saw that.

Smile [b]Happy Birthday![/b] Smile

I'm 16 too, but my birthday is May 10th. [hint, hint]

I have the [b]"Bleach"[/b] album by [i]Nirvana[/i]. Great album.

I love [i]Snatch[/i]; great choice for a present.

Again,

Smile [b]Happy Birthday![/b] Smile

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Happy Birthday! Happy I saw on a page on here that it lists birthdays. Weird.

Does the Snatch DVD have subtitles for brad pitt's lines? I have it but I can't remember. Happy

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

and, as you can tell by my screen name, i LOVE Nirvana...........and Bleach kicks ass.......and good thing you were given Invisible Monsters, it's the best.............

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happy birthday, and congrats on getting IM (my favorite chuck book, at least for today) and snatch... and courtney love sucks for making us wait so long for [i]Bleach[/i].

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A very strange thing happened too. On christmas I was supposed to get Minority Report but the club my mom ordered it from was having some problems or something. Anways, it hadnt been shipped yet and she didnt know when it would be. I jokingly commented "What if it didn't come until my birthday?" I had offcially betted on it's arrival time. It arrived today 46 days after the original shipment date. Ironically on my birthday and I had guessed right.

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Happy Birthday.
So you haven't read any of Chuck's books before?
What is TTT?

My last birthday sucked. I got a wallet and a moneyclip.

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uh, Svpernaut, bleach was released before kurt and courtney were together..........it their first full length on sub pop records.......kurt had a relationship with bikini kill's tobi whose-last-name-i-can't-remember at the time of bleach.........

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by murderkitchen [/i]
[B]Happy Birthday.
So you haven't read any of Chuck's books before?
What is TTT?

My last birthday sucked. I got a wallet and a moneyclip. [/B][/QUOTE]

believe by TTT they mean Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (thus TTT).

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[i]Originally posted by NirvanaPunker13[/i]
[b]uh, Svpernaut, bleach was released before kurt and courtney were together..........it their first full length on sub pop records.......kurt had a relationship with bikini kill's tobi whose-last-name-i-can't-remember at the time of bleach.........
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thanks for the correction NP. for some reason when i made that comment i was thinking the new Nirvana album "Nirvana" released back in October of 2002. courtney love held up release of that album for like 3 years (with "you know you're right").

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yah, it's ok, just thought i'd point that out, i'm a nirvana freak, can you tell???.......and i know what you mean, i like hole, but courtney is a psycho bitch......and i really wanted the boxed set, not the greatest hits thing, but that's still ok........they hyped that song up way too much, but i still like it........

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by murderkitchen [/i]
[B]My last birthday sucked. I got a wallet and a moneyclip. [/B][/QUOTE]

I am the Queen of Sucky Birthdays.

That's why I like hearing about other people having good ones. Smile

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You guys make me feel so old. Hey murder, next birthday ask for something to go in the wallet and money clip. Twosmokingbarre, are there seven kids in the family or does that include the parents? What number child are you? I am the youngest of six kids. Athough I am the youngest, I am still pretty old.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by murderkitchen [/i]
[B]Happy Birthday.
So you haven't read any of Chuck's books before?
What is TTT?

My last birthday sucked. I got a wallet and a moneyclip. [/B][/QUOTE]

No. I have gotten them all from a library to read them. And Svpernaut was correct on the translation of my abbreviation.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by D._Prest [/i]
[B]You guys make me feel so old. Hey murder, next birthday ask for something to go in the wallet and money clip. Twosmokingbarre, are there seven kids in the family or does that include the parents? What number child are you? I am the youngest of six kids. Athough I am the youngest, I am still pretty old. [/B][/QUOTE]

7 including parents. I am the 2nd youngest of 5.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PsychoKeety [/i]
Does the Snatch DVD have subtitles for brad pitt's lines? I have it but I can't remember. Happy [/B][/QUOTE]

sure does...in fact it has an option for subtitles [i]only[/i] when brad pitt is talking. i think its called "pikey/come again" or something similar

i just watched it last night, best scene is when turkish grabs the bat in the casino with massive attack playing in the background. damn what a cool movie.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mario [/i]
[B]I love [i]Snatch[/i]; great choice for a present. [/B][/QUOTE]

Must... Resist... Urge... Don't... Say it!... Argh!

Sorry.

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man i am the king of shitty birthdays. i have THE WORST day of the year. December 26th. I haven't received a birthday gift or party in years. I mean what the shit do people do on the day after Christmas besides eat leftovers and return shitty gifts? and i always receive "double gifts." like "oh this is your Christmas AND birthday present all in one!" wow that's original grandma!

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Svpernaut [/i]
[B]man i am the king of shitty birthdays. i have THE WORST day of the year. December 26th.[/B][/QUOTE]

It's okay, man, "The stuff you own..." and all that.

But shit, yeah, that's pretty sucky.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by plastic [/i]
[B]sure does...in fact it has an option for subtitles [i]only[/i] when brad pitt is talking. i think its called "pikey/come again" or something similar

i just watched it last night, best scene is when turkish grabs the bat in the casino with massive attack playing in the background. damn what a cool movie. [/B][/QUOTE]

I love the the little Desert Eagle .50 effect or montage or whatever you would call it. I think I'll make it into an avatar now that I have the dvd and can rip the images.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]Could've been worse... you could've gotten a box full of condoms for your birthday, and your mother could've showed you how to use them on bananas "Invisible Monsters"-style... happy birthday anyhow, and enjoy it while your young because when you get older it just seems like something else unimportant to celebrate, like one of those work holidays that no one pays attention to except for the fact they get a day off. That is unless you are one of "those people". You know, those cheery types, the ones who "gosh darn" this and "golly gee" that and have intricate special planning for every single holiday and party, like most of us only get when we are 5 years old, with the confetti and "flair" and everything Rip van Winkle and Richard Simmons about the world spread all over the walls like so much bloody back-splatter... now, go read the damn book already, Invisible Monsters I mean, and any other book of Chuck's you haven't read. You're a big boy now... good luck... Wink [/B][/QUOTE]

I already it. It it the first I recieved as I said not the first one I will read or the only one I havent read. Only the first one that will be mine when I read it and not a libraries.

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Cool dude... so personalize it... either that or keep it pristine and just vandalize the one from the library, like any good anarchist should... either that or steal the library's version just for the hell of it. Shoplifting is fun. Everybody does it. It's good for you. Don't you want to be popular? [insert peer pressure here] All the cool kids are doing it... hell, I'm just a klepto who likes to steal stupid things from stores and once i get outside I throw them away, not counting that cool zippo I found that said "self-destruction' on it, no apparent reasoning behind it... and well, like Tyler in his movie farewell, inaudible speech scene, the original version in deleted stuff on DVD says, or at least in the same style, take care, champ.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by decalogue [/i]
[B][i]Must... Resist... Urge... Don't... Say it!... Argh!

Sorry. [/i][/B][/QUOTE]

You don't like the movie or something? I couln't make out what you were saying.

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Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh. D'uh!

I feel stupid.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]That is unless you are one of "those people". You know, those cheery types, the ones who "gosh darn" this and "golly gee" that and have intricate special planning for every single holiday and party, like most of us only get when we are 5 years old, with the confetti and "flair" ....[/B][/QUOTE]

dude, what is the DEAL with "those people???" and why do they always have to impose their cheer on me?? last year was the worst birthday i've ever had (for a variety of reasons i won't bore you with), but someone at work found out, and insisted EVERYONE HELP MAKE IT A SPECIAL DAY. when i didn't want a special day, i just wanted to be left alone, thankyouverymuch. sometimes you just want to wallow in your own misery, ya know?

anyway, happy belated birthday, big guy. sounds like you got everything you wanted, including snatch (har har har).