'Hybrid Mutant' Found Dead in Maine
Even if this is nothing of zoological importance, this would be a killer band name.
So if two breeds of mutant have mutant babies, it would be a hybrid mutant?
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'Hybrid mutant' found dead in Maine
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
TURNER, Maine (AP) - Residents are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation.
The animal was found near power lines along Route 4 on Saturday, apparently struck by a car while chasing a cat. The carcass was photographed and inspected by several people who live in the area, but nobody is sure exactly what it is.
Michelle O'Donnell of Turner spotted the animal near her yard about a week before it was killed. She called it a "hybrid mutant of something."
"It was evil, evil looking. And it had a horrible stench I will never forget," she told the Sun Journal of Lewiston. "We locked eyes for a few seconds and then it took off. I've lived in Maine my whole life and I've never seen anything like it."
For the past 15 years, residents across Androscoggin County have reported seeing and hearing a mysterious animal with chilling monstrous cries and eyes that glow in the night. The animal has been blamed for attacking and killing a Doberman pinscher and a Rottweiler the past couple of years.
People from Litchfield, Sabattus, Greene, Turner, Lewiston and Auburn have come forward to speak of a mystery monster that roams the woods. Nobody knows for sure what it is, and theories have ranged from a hyena or dingo to a fisher or coydog, an offspring of a coyote and a wild dog.
Now, people are asking if the mystery beast and the animal killed over the weekend are one and the same.
Wildlife officials and animal control officers declined to go to Turner to examine the remains. By Tuesday, the carcass had been picked clean by vultures and there was not much left of the dead animal.
Loren Coleman, a Portland author and cryptozoologist, said it's unlikely that the animal was anybody's pet.
After reviewing photos of the carcass, Coleman said he was bothered by the animal's ears and snout. It reminded him of a case years ago in northern Maine in which an animal shot by a hunter could not be identified. In the end, wildlife officials got a DNA analysis that showed the animal was a rare wolf-dog hybrid, he said.
Mike O'Donnell, who is married to Michelle O'Donnell, said the animal looked "half-rodent, half-dog" to him.
It was charcoal gray, weighed between 40 and 50 pounds and had a bushy tail, a short snout, short ears and curled fangs hanging over its lips, he said. It looked like "something out of a Stephen King story."
"This is something I've never seen before. It's an evil-looking thing," he said.
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"Hybrid Mutant" movie idears:
1. After destroying a local judge's car in a horrifc accident, the hybrid mutant is made to serve as a youth soccer coach peopled entirely by mutant children.
2. The hybrid mutant and her best friend steal the hybrid mutant's ex-husbands car, go on a road trip, and have wacky adventures.
3. The hybrid mutant has a crush on a beautiful waitress. At first she finds his quirks are irritating and infuriating, then endearing, and they fall in love.
Eurgh. If there's no picture, this is just another shitty hoax at being intersting by another shitty newspaper.
[QUOTE=Spike][url=http://www.my-pet-medicine.com/images/golden-retriever-puppy.jpg]EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF THE HIDEOUS BEAST[/url] (caution: very, very disturbing)[/QUOTE]
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There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE=corellion]Eurgh. If there's no picture, this is just another shitty hoax at being intersting by another shitty newspaper.[/QUOTE]
Fuck those Maine assholes for not collecting any forensic evidence, or at least taking a tissue sample. It was probably somebody's uglier than fuck inbred rotweiler or some shit. Either that or some kind of hybrid witha skunk.
This is a really good idea.
I bet that hybrid mutant was coughing outside your window.
That makes sense.
That hybrid mutant should wear some mittens. You lose 60% of your body heat through your tentacles.
why would anyone want to wear mittens on their nutsacks.
FAIR AND BALANCED hybrid mutant pix:
[url]http://www.foxnews.com/images/218202/1_22_maine_mystery_beast2.jpg[/url]
[url]http://www.foxnews.com/images/218202/0_21_maine_mystery_beast.jpg[/url]
For real!!
ghost dog coughing outside your window!
I'd guess that it's half-Akita, half-monster.
[QUOTE=Spike]FAIR AND BALANCED hybrid mutant pix:
[url]http://www.foxnews.com/images/218202/1_22_maine_mystery_beast2.jpg[/url]
[url]http://www.foxnews.com/images/218202/0_21_maine_mystery_beast.jpg[/url]
For real!![/QUOTE]
Oh for crying out loud IT'S A FUCKING DOG! People in Maine must be fucking stupid inbreds.
This is a really good idea.
the first thing I thought was I bet they skinned an deep fried it for dinner
It's a [i]mystery[/i] dog.
[QUOTE=Spike][url=http://www.my-pet-medicine.com/images/golden-retriever-puppy.jpg]EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF THE HIDEOUS BEAST[/url] (caution: very, very disturbing)[/QUOTE]
Oh my God. I laughed so hard when I saw this that I choked. Then I laughed some more.
[QUOTE=UbikRex]I bet that hybrid mutant was coughing outside your window.[/QUOTE]
I was thinking the same thing. You could have been eaten alive by that hybrid mutant you posted a picture of.
or at the very least had it pee in your slippers
[QUOTE=Spike]FAIR AND BALANCED hybrid mutant pix:
[url]http://www.foxnews.com/images/218202/1_22_maine_mystery_beast2.jpg[/url]
[url]http://www.foxnews.com/images/218202/0_21_maine_mystery_beast.jpg[/url]
For real!![/QUOTE]
That hybrid mutant dog looks like it has human teeth.
Whatever was outside my window was either invisible or cloaked in shadow of night (because it sounds cool when I say it like that).
That just means it wasn't in the light right?
Yes. But I had a Maglite. And if I could have seen it in the light I would have been like, "oh, a coughing hobo (or whatever)" and hopefully it would have stopped lurking at that time.
Ayuh.
[QUOTE=Spike]Even if this is nothing of zoological importance, this would be a killer band name.
So if two breeds of mutant have mutant babies, it would be a hybrid mutant?
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maybe that was the same animal that was coughing under your window?
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This might be the greatest thread in history.
There is hope, but not for us.
Why the phantom coughing thing isn't so weird:
1. Despite all those shows I went to where I was standing right next to a gigantic speaker while attempting to photograph the band, I have great hearing. I can often hear my neighbors' phones ringing and them yelling at their small children in Spanish.
2. I live next to a freeway and a big swampy wasteland. Judging by the amount of beer cans in the big swampy wasteland, the waist-high grass could be hiding an entire hobo camp for all I know. The strongest argument against this is the field hasn't caught on fire yet and I'm not hearing anyone playing the harmonica or singing about the dust bowl.
3. I leave my windows open all the goddamn time because I don't have air conditioning. Thus, I can hear freeway noise (the freeway being 200 yards away) and someone or something hacking up a lung at some closer distance. If I heard someone yelling in Spanish inbetween the coughing, I would know who it was.
4. I like making lists.
2. You live in both Reno and a big swampy wasteland? That just doesn't compute.
There is hope, but not for us.
7. It's more of a partially-flooded vacant lot with some big trees.
11. I realized something pretty important tonight. I was pulling out of the parking lot of the 24 hour Mexican place (I didn't get anything, though, dammit) I saw a space of concrete in front of me and was worried because I couldn't tell if it was the road or somebody's lawn.
11 a. It then occurred to me that people rarely have cement lawns.
11 b. So the point is, do the mosquitos get really bad at your house if you live next to a tree-studded swamp lot?
There is hope, but not for us.
That would explain all the bites and the malaria.
Seriously, cement lawns.
There is hope, but not for us.
I 'em heard done that them wolfhound beast critters from Maine is speshly likin' to breed on them done cement lawns. You is 'm best going to bed with a shotgun missy. Which also helps if some great lanky beast done creeps into your house at night-time. It done help.
This popped up on my AOL start screen, apparently it's big enough to make Internation news! They said that DNA analysis showed that it was a wolf/dog hybrid.
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my hamsters a hybrid mutant
[QUOTE=morey]my hamsters a hybrid mutant[/QUOTE]
He looks like a cross between a normal hamster and YOU!
Morey, what [I]have[/I] you been up to?
!
[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]I would be so fucking mad if I woke up and saw my dog on the news dead like that.[/QUOTE]
how would you like to wake up and see your dog dead as?
i still think that freaky cricket is the scariest looking animal I've ever seen
even more so than Mickey Rourke
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[QUOTE=Spike]FAIR AND BALANCED hybrid mutant pix:
[url]http://www.foxnews.com/images/218202/1_22_maine_mystery_beast2.jpg[/url]
[url]http://www.foxnews.com/images/218202/0_21_maine_mystery_beast.jpg[/url]
For real!![/QUOTE]
Cute critter. Now my old mutt, he was vicious fucker.
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It was the henchman of The Nothing.
Lies! It was for the past [i]14[/i] years!
I AM MARRIED
I thought I found a hybrid mutant once, but it was just a shoe.
[QUOTE=mikandrewz]He looks like a cross between a normal hamster and YOU!
Morey, what [I]have[/I] you been up to?[/QUOTE]
I honestly don't know..but i will say hybrids are the future in animals, cars and humans.
I know of a mysterious baby has chilling cries that make me sleep for only 10 minutes at night.
Hybrid Mutant!
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I'm seriously dissapointed here... I was bracing myself for something of at least on the level of gulping-lizard-baby-grossness.
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Well, the original article didn't give me any pictures of the half-Chow half-hellbeast.
I knew (in the modern and biblical sense) a girl with a half-Chow half-Rottweiler. His eyes didn't glow in the dark and he didn't meanace the townsfolk, but he would [i]bounce[/i] when he ran, like a rabbit or a kangaroo or something. Also, he like to eat cat litter.
[QUOTE=meatthinker]Oh for crying out loud IT'S A FUCKING DOG! People in Maine must be fucking stupid inbreds.[/QUOTE]
:headbang: :AR15firin :burnout:
Hybrid mutants are 26% more fuel efficient than regular mutants. But someday we'll have practical, affordable electric mutants that'll perform as well as gasoline-powered mutants. Maybe in 10, 15 years.
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I'm not sure if you're killing me or agreeing with me.
This is a really good idea.
my friend said that his snout looks bit human. And I think it could be werewolf.
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Looks like [URL=http://www.elchupacabra.com/]El Chupacabra[/URL] hitched a ride north.
Hell, we find possum up here...they came up in hay we had to import from Arkansas during the mid 80's draught.
It could happen.
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