House of Shrimp and Tit
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1027299]You better be getting some sweet thirty two year old ass,[/QUOTE]
I forgot to tell you, this chick called yesterday after months of correspondence. We caught up and agreed to get a drink or something after you leave town, when I actually have some time to breathe.
I left out any mention of the Columbian chick.
Pimp ass bitch.
Why are you still at work? I'm bored (trying to interact with whatserface as little as possible) and hungry.
For your love.
I'm bringing you chicken wings, meatball calzones, chicken eggrolls, fried okra, macaroni & cheese and sweet potato pie with vanilla Cool Whip.
Who's your boy?
[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1100812]I'm bringing you chicken wings, meatball calzones, chicken eggrolls, fried okra, macaroni & cheese and sweet potato pie with vanilla Cool Whip.
Who's your boy?[/QUOTE]
Nice!
I'd like you to tell me that you are a false prophet and that God is a superstition.
What the fuck are you gonna feed, the entire Cult?
Oh, right. The raptors. And Knuckles.
If you're feeding the entire Cult, let me be the first to call the chicken wings.
Dry with sauce on the side, please.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1100815]What the fuck are you gonna feed, the entire Cult?
Oh, right. The raptors. And Knuckles.[/QUOTE]
From the Sonic game?
WHERE.
His cat!
oh balls to that!
oh, wait, I knew his name was knuckles.
balls to me!
um, or something.
Haha, Balls to you!
Fuck it,[I] I'MMA BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN[/I]!!!
Yay!
[SIZE=7][B]Knuck Knuck!!!!![/B][/SIZE]
Goddamnit, Ash. You ruined it, I was gonna have this thread finish with my last post being that. YOU RUINED IT WITH USELESSNESS!!!
*Goes off to cry*
You should've just locked it then, dude. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
[I]I don't has locking powers![/I]
you sure? i thought anyone could lock their own thread. I've done it. Maybe that's just because I'm better than you or something, I dunno.
You are.
You know, the hot ass blonde chick version of you.
my hot ass blonde chick version be lockin' down threads left and right.
I don't know what that's supposed to be a euphemism for, but I bet it's [i]very dirty[/i].
Chick me is a huge slut.
Thanks for having my back, Glamhoth.
Sorry JT, I didn't know, and didn't mean to make you cry.
I love that the House of Shrimp and Tit actually exists now.
Yeah, we're taking resumes now to fill 'er up.
where am i?
Iz can plai sad song whiil hous iz burnd?
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I've always been scared of this house more than any other...
now i know why.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
No, now you know why....
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That will be all.
[B][I]DUDE!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!![/I][/B]
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are those fake ones cut in with real ones?
I hadn't seen the one where he opens the shitter door on him before.
fuck the tit.
It's the extended commercial. The full length one or whatever. 52 seconds compared to the 30 second one you've probably seen on TV.
Dude.
Wait a sec! A few months after this thread was created the House of Shrimpin Tit came into reality. If I open a Barca-Lohan thread does that mean I get to live with Lindsey?
You and Lindsey have to be as obesely awesome as Shrimp and myself.
To your credit, you're half set... but Ms. Lohan has some shaping up to do.
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1124754]You and Lindsey have to be as obesely awesome as Shrimp and myself.
To your credit, you're half set... but Ms. Lohan has some shaping up to do.[/QUOTE]
hehe, JT that just made me smile so much!!!!! Dude I will be getting you most your drinks in NYC, only 6 weeks to go!
Cheers to that!
Shitshow? Is that like the 2girls1cup video? If so...
I'M FUCKING THERE!!!!!!
I stole the neighbor's Christmas tree and put it up in the florida room, Shrimp. I also stole most of the contents of the liquer cabinet and Contra's on pause. Feed the cat and let's beat this level. When we're nice and drunk, we'll make Moltov cocktails and sit in front of the fire place and wait for that fat fucker.
Done and done. I'm making some homemade egg nogg from Shana's recipe, cepr for I tripled the liquor needed. Wanna get drunk and fuck with Knuck?
Mike, besides family being down, ill be hanging out with the daughter also. Thanks again for askin me if I wanted to attend. :wave:
I'd like you to tell me that you are a false prophet and that God is a superstition.
Anytime. Just as long as you make it one of these times.
[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1131204]Anytime. Just as long as you make it one of these times.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, whenever im able to do it, most likely it will be on a Wensday.
I'd like you to tell me that you are a false prophet and that God is a superstition.
MERRY CHRISTMAS GAlZ!!!
Dudes. Merry Christmas, and shit. Whoo.
Merry xmas you fucking jews.
I'd like you to tell me that you are a false prophet and that God is a superstition.
I had both shrimp and tit tonight.
Cheers.
Woah! Hi House! Merry Christmas!
Oh yeah, here they are...
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092563]I do love that picture.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092542]Oh I am a big fan of hot geeks![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092526]Frank I love that picture of you! HAWT!
JCarlson you are also pretty hawt. Especially that first picture. You look like the bad boy I always fall in love with and my parents want to hate but just can't because of too much charisma.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092514]Guess what you guys?!
I LOVE THE CIRCUS!![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092513]Oh man those are some cute pictures! I wanna build a bear.
Ross your family is just wonderful! I wish nothing but the best for you and your family.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092509]Rosie that shirt is awesome and I love those rainbow socks![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092495]Ha! Jugal that's great!
Monkeywright welcome back! We missed you! I hope you had a great time.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092435]Awww, Rosie I'm sorry you're having a bad day. If I were in the future with you I'd give you a big hug. But since I'm not, I will just have to send you this :hug: from the past. I hope you feel better and happier soon! If you need me I'm just a PM away.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092405]I gotta say, I like you a lot. You seem like you are lots of fun! :yup:
Also I love that shirt.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092398][COLOR=White]AWWWW! CUTE![/COLOR][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092393]Why thank you![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092389]I like that color blue a lot, whatever it is.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092378]Awww, Thank you!
I really like those songs! I really really do! I only wish I had a voice that good.
Like Prensa said, that last is really catchy. I think I'm gonna have to put these on a mix CD. (I hope you don't mind.)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092362]Ooooh! I like that. If you don't mind, I think I might stick that in my sig.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1092355]I don't remember joining. I am sure glad I did though, I love it here![/QUOTE]