House of Shrimp and Tit

Yannow, I've never been to a theme park before, and only on one roller coaster. In Coney Island (which is in Brooklyn). Which is now closing down. This makes me sad.

Bring your ass to Florida, Pablo. Rollercoasters galore. Busch Gardens is pretty swell too. Theme parks are awesome. Eat some acid and just lose yourself for a day. Good times!!!

Agreed. Next stop, Florida. I'm bringing hot chicks. NEW YORK hot chicks.

Or, my grandma. Which is really the same thing.

Dibs on Gramms!!!!!

Only 3646 pages until we catch up with Pointless Announcements! SCORE.

I really am glad you two found each other...it really makes me smile

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1032589][url]http://www.skullkingdom.com/[/url]

It's is awesome!!! Keep me posted. Another beer?[/QUOTE]

Dawn has friends over tonight, and they highly recommend this place. Apparently the husband of the couple was so freaked out by it, he kept clinging to his wife, and when they got out of the haunted house, she found he'd accidentally ripped the back of her shirt.

I believe it. The first time I went I took off running and left my girlfriend to fend for herself. True story. I'm not easily frightened.

People other than Morey are having sex fantasies involving me? What did I do?

I didn't say I did! Big is putting words in my mouth.

As well as other things. Like candy.

Stick a fork in me, I am done. Orlando all weekend dude. You think Friday night was bad? Saturday was worse. Those chicks from the other night invite me to Howl at the Moon, I go by myself. Within 10 minutes I've got this bachlorette party telling me that the bachlorette picked me out of the whole bar, which was shoulder to shoulder, as the guy she wanted to do a body shot off of. Apparently she had this whole checklist of neat little bachlorette things to do over the course of the night. I wasn't even buzzing yet. I ain't laying on a bar and lettin some chick spill liquor all over me. Sober. So I helped to check off the "Get a hot guy to show you his treasure trail" and the "Rummage through a hot guys wallet" boxes. The latter was interesting. A wallet full of condoms and no money. Kinda sums up what I have to offer to anyone who was interested. I met this dude that ran up a $225 bar tab buying me and the chicks drinks. He also let me crash at his place. I'm standing in this packed out, shoulder-to-shoulder bar and there is this smoking hot chick beside me so I look over and she smiles and I tell her "If I bump into you it's because I was pushed. It has nothing to do with the fact that you are the hottest chick in this bar". I'm talking to her via Myspace IM right now. Here's her picture...

[url]http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/bigshrimpn/amiee.jpg[/url]

And here's the brief description that she just wrote to me.

[QUOTE]Your out of my league, business owner... ok, so I am originally from Dayton, OH and I have been in Orlando for about 7 years now. I own a house in St. Cloud and I live alone. No kids and never been married. I have 2 sisters and all my family lives in Ohio. I moved down here by myself when I was 19 to work for Disney. [/QUOTE]

I think we got a winner.

Tell her I approve.

In fact, no, tell her I want to talk to her to see if I approve.

I think that heer lack of intellect may be her flaw. This is only because she has to have one and I can't find anything else. But she is a branch manager at a bank and she is in real estate so she's at least smarter than me. The chicks I've been telling you about...

[url]http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/bigshrimpn/nicolehailey.jpg[/url]

[url]http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/bigshrimpn/nicole.jpg[/url]

You'll notice the chick on the left is the one that was born with only one hand, as well as the one I was avidly pursuing. She is an angel. She leaves tomorrow. *wipes away tear*

She looks adorable.

Send me a picture of the one with the... uh... tattoos...

She's actually calling me right now. Her and her hot friend are in Cocoa Beach (about 10 minutes away) and want me to come hang out (provide sex). I'm partied out dude. I think I'm gonna take the Cult over that. Plus after hangin out with that awesome chick all weekend, the thought of going to meet up with these sluts makes me feel dirty. She leaves tomorrow. Then I can be dirty again.

Tell her you're with me, and we're doing something WAY cooler. Watch them turn green...

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1032984]She's actually calling me right now. Her and her hot friend are in Cocoa Beach (about 10 minutes away) and want me to come hang out (provide sex). I'm partied out dude. I think I'm gonna take the Cult over that. Plus after hangin out with that awesome chick all weekend, the thought of going to meet up with these sluts makes me feel dirty. She leaves tomorrow. Then I can be dirty again.[/QUOTE]
You're on fucking drugs man!

You just gonna beat off and post?

That's what he's been doing.

[QUOTE=Masochism;1033070]You're on fucking drugs man!

You just gonna beat off and post?[/QUOTE]
Pretty much dude. Long weekend. Looooooooooong weekend.

I am tired.

Fuck all ya'll. I still got a few hours in me.

[QUOTE=xec8;1033096]I am tired.[/QUOTE]Crash on the couch.

Don't fuck on it.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1033097]Fuck all ya'll. I still got a few hours in me.[/QUOTE]
You're on your own dude. I gotta be up at nine. Keep it down. Archbishop, out!!!

You guys mind if I crash on your floor or somewhere? I'm a little sleepy.

Take my bed, I'm gonna stay up for a while.

[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1033102]You guys mind if I crash on your floor or somewhere? I'm a little sleepy.[/QUOTE]
You want half of this couch?

Ok. But you gotta try and behave yourself.

What happened to you assholes being too SLEEPY?

*Rolls eyes* Go figure.

[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1033106]Ok. But you gotta try and behave yourself. ;)[/QUOTE]
You're the one seducing me, babe.

He better be too sleepy.

[QUOTE=xec8;1033109]You're the one seducing me, babe.[/QUOTE]

Oh? Who invited who to who's couch?

Don't mind him, he's had a beer to many...

Its Ok, I get this all the time

I'm gonna end up being too tired to sleep, and end up wandering outside with the rest of my cigarettes. Feel free to take the bed. If you end up on the couch, make sure Phil does NOT get the bed.

Using WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY!

Will do! You can count on me, sir. And thank you for letting me crash out.

Well, I'm off to bed. Good Night everyone!

Toodles.

Ignore the skeleton of that dead hooker.

Unless you wanna cuddle.

When did Ashley get here? Phil, did you bone Ashley? On the couch? JT, you're sitting in the wet spot. Interview tonight dude. Don't get wasted!!

Oh man, I shouldn't've wandered out at six in the morning... The door is gone again.

WHERE IS THE DOOR?!

I came up with a more suitable title. ;D

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1033339]I came up with a more suitable title. ;D[/QUOTE]

I saw that. I think it's funny that everyone tweeked their's a little bit. I just finished Choke again. I changed my sig in honor of this.

That's one of my favorite quotes from that book. Good call, man.

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1033215]When did Ashley get here? Phil, did you bone Ashley? On the couch? JT, you're sitting in the wet spot. Interview tonight dude. Don't get wasted!![/QUOTE]

I crashed here last night. Didn't get boned, though. JT was gentlemanly enough to let me take his bed.

I love your sig, by the way! One of my favorite quotes, as well.

I'm charming and shit. But I'm drinking tonight, so maybe not. Ashley, if I find you in the house when I get back, I WILL hit on you. Poorly. Fair warning. There's some soft baked chocolate chip cookies on top of my dresser, if you want. Don't touch the sauran-wrapped bowl, it could explode. Beer in the fridge, porn in the bathroom. See you guys.

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1033215]JT, you're sitting in the wet spot. Interview tonight dude. Don't get wasted!![/QUOTE]

Haha, sorry. But I WILL be by a computer all night, so if you're serious, PM me. It'll be all the funnier with me drunk. ;D

Treat Ash (that's your new nickname now, Ashley) well.

Yay cookies!

Have a fun night, JT.

Is this how fucked up it would be if Culties where roommates?

Wedgie!

[QUOTE=Masochism;1033501]Is this how fucked up it would be if Culties where roommates?[/QUOTE]

Well, I just told a girl whom I've been flirting with all night that I hoped she'd be okay with being kept in a sterile, soundproof room, strapped to an autopsy table in a drug induced mental slur while I did experiments on her squishy brain. You know, so see what else we have in common. I also apologized in advance, and told her that I don't have cool medical tools... just some knives, scalpels and a drill. But I keep them super clean. Chemical sterilization, of course, does wonders to metallic equipment.

So, I guess, what I'm trying to say here is, if I lived with any of you, I'd have to call the basement. I hope that's cool.