House of Shrimp and Tit
Dude you know I'm almost 15. Remember, I told you how excited I was about my learners permit? Anyway, you forgot to mention that this was your first crush. That changes everything. Men who die without ever humping thier first crush never really lived. I've found that honestly works the best. For example I met these two chicks a couple of weeks ago and they were all like "Mike, you wanna have a threesome?" and I'm all like "Honestly? Yes." And it was golden. Tread lightly my friend, for alot of time has passed. Don't seem to into her, she might think mistake your crush for an obsession. Just be yourself dude. If all else fails, just let me write her. Even better, get her number and let me call her and pretend I'm you. You'll be humping her before sundown!! Hump hump hump!!!
Bitch plz.
I can do this at [I]least [/I]as well as you.
I just had a moment - a MOMENT - of doubt. That has passed. Well, not so much passed, more like taken to the back room, beaten to shit, and dropped off outside city limits. YO.
Also, I just cut most of my hair off. Werd.
Dude you cut your hair!! Weak. Now you look like the other 89% of the male population. Why would you do that? Glad you've rid yourself of this doubt thing, whatever that is.
[QUOTE=Member07;1030615]I still think he meant what he said[/QUOTE]
I didn't.
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[QUOTE=xec8;1031596]I didn't.[/QUOTE]
Thanks dude. Told ya Member07 or whatever your name is. 
WTF? I get it dude. Sheesh. You don't have to tell me six times.
Um, wow.
That was... glitchy...
That's how you keep getting so many posts!! Fraaaaaaaannkk!!!!
I'm out dude. PAYCE!
Gaddammit, way to know how to count, assmuncher. THERE WAS ONLY FIVE.
I deleted five posts, thinking there would be a sixth one in the end. BUT THERE WASN'T. So I deleted the original post.
:grumble:
[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1031601]Thanks dude. Told ya Member07 or whatever your name is. :D[/QUOTE]
Member07 for you
[QUOTE=xec8;1031596]I didn't.[/QUOTE]
<----- *Stand corrected*
Bwahahahaaaaaa.
We're gonna meet up in the city for coffee.
FOR TEH WIN!!!
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1032070]Bwahahahaaaaaa.
We're gonna meet up in the city for coffee.
FOR TEH WIN!!![/QUOTE]
I can only assume you're talking about ole girl. See I tole you it would go well. Just make sure you don't leave your balls at home when you go to meet her. Chicks dig balls. This is for you...:banana:
I won't be taking them off again until it's time to wash them.
Which won't be for a while.
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1032134]I won't be taking them off again until it's time to wash them.
Which won't be for a while.[/QUOTE]
Meaning you won't be getting them dirty when you go to meet that chick. You get that pic I sent you?
You'll see just how dirty they can get when you walk in on me and your mother.
When I sober up, I am SO uploading those pictures that girl sent to my phone. You have no idea. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Florida, here I come...
I love that we don't have to use the quote button because it's just us here. Holy shitballs what a night!!! That chick ended up leaving because "I wasn't paying attention to her". I couldn't help it. I met this chick at the bar that was OMGBBQ fucking gorgeous. I took a pic of her and I would've sent it but it just doesn't do her justice. I used the ole "I've been really thinking about it and though I don't live here and there is a huge possibility that we'll never see each other again, I'll never forgive myself if I don't ask for your number". Needless to say, I got her number. Dude she is sooooo bad!!! I think I'm gonna shoot back over there tonight. Those chicks I initially went to meet are only here until Sunday. The one chick (with the physical uniqueness I was telling you about) just wrote me a text saying she's been thinking about me all morning. I guess I made an impression. We might still get our fetish fantasy fulfilled after all!!!!
Why on earth is this thread still going?
You cannot go to Orlando and not have a good time. The atmosphere will not allow it. You're just happy when you go out there. I mean c'mon, you're in fuckin Orlando!!
[QUOTE=corellion;1032473]Why on earth is this thread still going?[/QUOTE]
You are not invited here. Go away.
He actually went away. I guess it's cause I locked the door this morning, after I stumbled in, drunk...
DRUNK, VENDETTA, DRUNK!!! FROM DRINKS!!! AND DRINKING THEM!!!!!
Of course he did. He does what I tell him to do. I'm still pretty drunk. If you are power drinking till like 4 in the morning and your body burns off one drink per hour, you can pretty much rest assured that you'll still be drunk when you wake up. And throughout a majority of the day.
BAM! Confusion.
Dude I just bought a bag of Limited Edition Carnival Skittles. Flavors include Green Slushy, Bubble Gum, Cotton Candy, Candy Apple and Red Licorice. I'm in Skittle heaven. And I thought they'd never outdo the Smoothie Skittles.
WRONG!!!!
Last night was my first Pep Band of the school year.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I love love love the mornings after a good night of drinking.
Waking up thinking you're okay, but the alcohol hitting right back the second you sit up. That initial "whuuuh, where am I? What time is it? What'd I do last night...? Oooooh, shit..." moment. Finding someone passed out in your bed next to you, staring at them for like five minutes, trying to figure out who the hell they are, how they got there, and what you did with them. Then getting up, putting up nothing but pants, walking slowly to the kitchen to make tea and eggs, slowly because wherever you look, it takes your brain a second to catch up with your eyes...
Also, I get the most intensified, vivid, phenomenal dreams when I go to sleep drunk. I love it. And I remember them in the mornings. I usually don't dream at all, or at least, remember absolutely none of it when I wake up. If I'm sober. But drunk... whew.
In respect to that, I had a really interesting dream last night...
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1032495]I love love love the mornings after a good night of drinking.[/QUOTE]
Me too. It's the afternoon/evening when all the alchohol starts to wear off that gets me. That's when you have to decide to either have another drink or be feel like shit and get some sleep. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go with the drink this evening. I'm off tomorrow!!! WOOT WOOT!!
[QUOTE=LeHaHi;1032497]Last night was my first Pep Band of the school year.[/QUOTE]
Hey Levi. Want a beer?
Did you dream about nailing that bitch that was sending you pics? That question was for JT. Cover your ears Levi.
Holy shit these Skittles are good!!
Speaking of "holy shit!". That's my new favorite thing to hear whem I'm fucking. There's no denying a "holy shit". That shit comes out accidentally. It really says alot.
My dream was really fucking weird.
But in an interesting way.
If you're being ambigious because your dream involved gay sex with meor Phil, we appreciate it. No one wants to hear about your super-ultra-ubergay dreams. What a fag.
Why did you change that, huh? Are YOU thinking of Phil? Or did he send you a PM with blackmail pictures of him in your ass, telling you to alter that, or he'd post them up all over?
HUH?!
[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1032483]He actually went away. I guess it's cause I locked the door this morning, after I stumbled in, drunk...
DRUNK, VENDETTA, DRUNK!!! FROM DRINKS!!! AND DRINKING THEM!!!!![/QUOTE]
Hi!
[QUOTE=Vendetta;1032515]Hi![/QUOTE]Hey V!! Want a beer?
I think I sounded a little presumptious to only include myself. Then I thought, who else would he be having dreams about gay sex with? Phil came to mind.
[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1032504]Hey Levi. Want a beer?
Did you dream about nailing that bitch that was sending you pics? That question was for JT. Cover your ears Levi.[/QUOTE]
Hey BS.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Hello. I forgot that you are a little young to drink but I don't think JT will say anything. Just make sure you finish it before you leave. That's all we need is Vendetta seeing you walk out of our place with a beer in your hand.
:beerchug:
BS, you know what else that stands for?
Britney Spears?
bloated slut
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
...Keep guessing.
I'm kind of excited about Britney Spears performing at the MTV VMAs. Omg. I hope she fails.
There is hope, but not for us.
or kisses madonna again.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
[QUOTE=jane s.;1032568]I'm kind of excited about Britney Spears performing at the MTV VMAs. Omg. I hope she fails.[/QUOTE]
I'm praying for a trainwreck!! I want disaster!! Hey Jane, wanna beer? I went to Orlando last night. Had a blast!!! I was on the phone with JT the whole time, he'll back me up. Can't wait for your B-day!!!
For you, I would actually drink beer. I can't wait till we go too.
Do you want to go to Disneyland or Universal or something else?
There is hope, but not for us.
Yeah, his phone tried to rape my phone by showing it its cooter.
Did you know that Big's phone is a girl? I'm serious. HE'LL back me up on THAT.
[QUOTE=jane s.;1032581]For you, I would actually drink beer. I can't wait till we go too.
Do you want to go to Disneyland or Universal or something else?[/QUOTE]
I'm a pretty big fan of Islands of Adventure. The last time I went there I was going through the worst opiate withdrawals you could imagine. It would be nice to go back now that I'm clean and happy. Make some research. See which theme park sounds the most interesting. I've been to all of the 14 times apeice but I'm always down to go again!!! Just make sure you include in your itinerary one of the dinner shows. Arabian Nights, Medieval (that's the hardest word in the world to spell) Times, Slueths, something like that. Unless you want to eat at my fave restaurant in the whole world, Cafe TuTu Tango. OMG!!! Also if you're up for it there is an incredible haunted house. It's so scary. But I'll be there to protect you. *joins JT in hugging Jane*
Yes my phone is a chick. What else would it be? JTs phone is gay. And it doesnt have a camera.
A haunted house sounds AWESOME. I'm a scream-and-clutch type person, I scare myself retarded.
There is hope, but not for us.
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It's is awesome!!! Keep me posted. Another beer?
You're right though, Biggie. I took my balls off when I was taking a shit earlier, but they're back on now.
One thing I don't understand, though, is why you keep saying that I should hump her. What are you, nine? Actually, don't answer that.