Hooray of the Day!
Just kidding, Buzzkilled that shit in less than a day.
FUCK
I typed each letter in that fuck with malice and aggression.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
We went to the zoo!
Oh man I love the zoo
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
FUCK
I typed each letter in that fuck with malice and aggression.
hahaha
That'll show 'em!
My best friend ordered this for me!
.5 Ativan taken. Helloooooooo relaxation.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I slept well over 12 hours.
So did my sister but she has a double ear infection on top of the flu.
How are your ears?
They are fine well as good as they can be. I'm on my . and just overwhelmed with school and work.
got some before work this morning.
Finally got green light to post my application for art teacher.
It's Friday! It's dress down day at work. I'm going dress shopping at the mall tonight. I haven't had a drink since Tuesday and I am really looking forward to one!
Wiggle
Stockholm was awesome, and I miss it already.
did you take some pictures, imke? i love love love stockholm.
Hardly, we were so busy, and the weather was awful, haha. One of my coworkers has a good camera though, and he took many pictures, so hopefully I'll be able to share some of those with you soon. 
Wiggle
Hooray! Dentist appointment went well!
Wiggle
I don't think you ready for this jelly.
wiggle-shimmy-twist.
We have a brand new newborn baby elephant at the zoo!
Rose Tu gave birth to a healthy calf last night after 22 months gestation and 30 hours of labor.
I am so excited about this.
22 months!
She went into labor early too! Elephants have something like two year pregnancies.
I have the news on and every other story they are updating us on the baby and all the news anchors are giddy and grinning and almost crying and nobody seems to be bothered to report anything terrible that happened since yesterday.
They have been reporting the impending birth for the last week and now it is a big Hooray!!! And I am getting a little teary myself.
Yay for Good News!
they did a story a few minutes ago about some magazine that reported Portland as number 30 on a list of attractiveness as far as it's inhabitants go and all the news guys and gals are all
"Yeah! But they haven't heard about our beautiful new baby elephant yet! take that and just fix your list Okay? 
"
haha awesome!
Also the zoo is letting the public name her.
People get to send in name suggestions and they will put the top five best ones that zoo staff picks on their website and then let the public vote for which one.
why am I so enthusiastic about all of this? hahahah
Wiggle
Fano just didn't take this far enough.
This is why we can't have nice things.
...baby elephant...
Okay Pepper do you want to help me kidnap her? I mean there are few cuter things than baby Elephants.
Oh and Hooray. I am moving this weekend. I am not going to say that I am going to like the drive because its a bit out of the way. But my room is big, my bathroom is GIANT. There are two dogs, a big kitchen. A huge tv and did I meantion I have my own bathroom with shower and a huge counter?
Baby Elephant
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Baby Elephant!
Ones Own Bathroom!
we must acquire the elephant
This worries me.
This is why we can't have nice things.
No think about it. I could totaly have a baby Elephant, He could hang out with me and I would just fill the tub and he could splash around.
Pepper lets do this.
Operation Get Noah A Baby Elephant.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
What are you going to do when it's the size of a minivan?
Yay because I wrote to a no rules roller derby team based in Oregon (of baby elephant fame) and it's going to be a really interesting little tidbit in my article. I'm so pleased!
I am going to ride it around like it is a minivan.
And we will be freinds forever and have awesome adventures.
THATS WHAT.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
... it is already the size of a small coup?
said it was 300lbs at birth.
I DONT CARE.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
LET THE MAN HAVE HIS ELEPHANT!!
Its going to be great. We will have the best of times. We will start a circus.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
He gets the elephant! he gets the elephant!
Sheesh Pete, did you miss the part where him and I are devising a plot to make it happen this very moment? The next addition in our animal army plot at world dominance.
He is in charge of dooty duty.
Certain 4-star hotels rated over 8 on booking.com have double rooms for less than $100. Come on, stupid college, give me my money already!
Are you talking about renting a room to hook up with Alex?
I don't think you are even aware of your own beauty and youth and the power they give at all are you?
Read Carefully. please, please just fucking Trust Me.
There. Is. Absolutely. No. Reason. On. This. Entire. God. Forsaken. Planet. Why. You. Should. Ever. Ever. Fucking. EVER. Have. To. Put. Out. Money. In. Order. To. Get. Laid. By. A. Man. That. You. Have. No. Relationship. With. Aside. From. Sexual. Irina.
Please just become aware of your female power sweet heart. Please? Please? PLEASE?
You have a point, but female power doesn't magically make my family disappear even for a few hours. There's always someone home.
I just miss the nights we used to have a couple years ago when he'd spend the night at my place and make me dinner and breakfast and I'd make him cocoa milk. Those weekends were the best.
He is not your boyfriend.
he offers you nothing but sex.
He Needs to Pay For the Room.
if it were someone you were in a relationship with it would be different, then it would be okay to expend your time and money on him.
He wants to fuck you, he needs to make it happen.
You have all the power in that regard so stop fucking giving it all to him.
Tell him you want him to buy a room so you can fuck his brains out all night long.
Or he needs to find some other way to make it happen.
It ain't you job!
I'll see. He'll probably offer to pay for it when I tell him about it. After all, he has a job and I don't.
It's almost 1 am and I'm not sleeping. It's almost like New Year's, so I'll go to bed.
I know you're right.
You tell that mother fucker he had better wine and dine you.
Shit If were in his shoes I would rent out a whole cabin.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
If you are going to spend money on any boy you should spend it on taking your classmate out. You know, the guy you actually want to spend continued time with and maybe make your boyfriend.
Who knows maybe calssmate will bethe best lay of your life?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
If you want to give all the power away, Irina, give it to me.
Oh my God, Irina, LISTEN TO MAMA PEPPER ON THIS ONE please. PLEASE.
hehe
A full garage space for 225.... I miss cheap housing.