Hooray of the Day!
I finally know how I'm getting my hair done! Here is a sneak peek of what it's gonna look like...sort of.

I slept in a real bed last night!
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I finished reading my friend's script and writing up all my notes on it. Turns out he's really impressed with them. Gonna meet up to edit the footage and refine the script this weekend.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Cool beans Lib.
Jaz, you're gonna get your hair cut short? Scary!
No I'm not cutting it (I've had my hair shorter before) I'm getting my dyed different shades of purple! and I'm just gonna have her style it but keep most of my length.
Oh, neat! When will this happen?
In a few weeks. I have to see when I get a free day and the money. I'll definitely post pictures.
I was walking into a store today and some dudes in a slow rolling car yelled the Spanish equivalent of DAT ASS at me.
They didn't really give any opinion over said ass but I'm gonna choose to think it meant, "Why hello! The lower portion of your body is just smashing, if you don't mind me saying so."
I don't know why I'm choosing to make them polite British gentlemen. But that's what happened. And in theory, it was an ego boost.
Pleased about who was kicked off Young Apprentice last night, they were awful.
Got a tie on today. And cute girl who I used to work with at my old job works here and stopped me in the hall. Then eye fucked me. Made my day a bit better.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
my dentist was impressed with my oral hygiene.
Winter beer. That is all
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Got quite a lot of work done today even though my boyfriend was only gone a few hours. I was hoping he'd be gone longer but there we are!
my oral hygienist frequently tells me she has almost nothing to do when i come to get my teeth cleaned. i still have to pay the full seventy euros every time. grrr.
I found e-copies of Infinite Jest and Beat the Reaper! FINALLY!
You have Aldi? We have Aldi!
Aldi is great and cheap. I highly enjoy their selection of chocolates.
I made someone happy today.
I couldn't get a hold of her on the phone and she wasn't home when I went to her house. So I left her favorite pie and good beer and a potted flower and a pretty candle on her porch hoping she would have to work to figure out who did it. But she texted me right away because she knows I know her too well for it to have been anyone else.
I like making people happy.
What's your favorite pie?
Razzleberry, or pumpkin, or pecan.
The pie I left was a lemon meringue.
It is a berry pie, obviously, with a double crust. It has blackberry, raspberry and whatever hybrid boysenberry type berry is local to ones area. I usually use Marion berries.
You serve it warm with vanilla ice cream.
Pepper that was really sweet. I would love to come home to that suprise! And all pies is good warm with with all the vanilla Icecream.
Whatever Whore!
I wish I could do more.
I wish I could have one of Amber's pies. Then I wish I could have another one.
I will make you pie one day Irina.
I plan on knowing you for a while, sweetie.
After hearing some ostensibly horrible news this morning, some good hangin' time with one of the most amazing twenty-something year olds I've ever come across gave me the ability to see some major opportunities from this particular piece of news. I'm now in a very delicate state of extreme optimism.
Then I went to my friend's place to edit the script and check out some footage, and we came up with some seriously good ideas for reshoots. I'm very excited. Then we hung out with some friends and played Halo 4, drank beers+wine, and I got to watch some movies I've been unforgivably putting off (Midnight in Paris and Equilibrium).
Ended this day on the other side of the world from where it started. Oh, brain. You with your predictable highs and lows.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I think that first paragraph belongs in NMI.
This is true.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
France beats Argentina convincingly yesterday :

It's a beautiful day!
It's a beautiful night!
I woke up at the beach and it was sunny. Some little kid walked by and was singing jingle bells. I bought my mom her xmas present today.
Okay so first things firsts. Come to find out Xia applied for a marriage visa to more to England and marry her one super creepy smack addict friend who just got deported so she can get citizenship.
So more or less she is leaving the country, or something. Gets her off my back.
Two Went out with some friends to my other friends bar. My one friends who are married came and this cute little blonde Heavenli. After a few drinks and pool we headed back to my place, Heaveli and I. And well twice.
At night then in the morning, then she bought me breakfast.
Good times.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
FUCK YEAH, NOAH!!!!
Also, Xia wat? But who cares, FUCK YEAH NOAH!!
What the fuck, Noah? She seemed normal. I'm happy for you, though.
Issy let me cut all her finger and toe nails in one sitting.
And...
Weekend was decent. I got to get a cheap small bottle of Sciracha from the Asian supermarket. And the Asian restaurant gave me a 15% discount as well as 2-for-1 sushi rolls. So, I got $25 of sushi for $13! I was past full. 
Oh she went crazy again. She is telling me she is going to take me to court and I have to pay her rent and all this other stuff befor I can get my stuff back. How since her friends still talk to me she isnt friends with them anymore.
I have a key
she cant sue me because she kicked me out and took my key.
Fuck her. She lost her mind in a scary way. But still askes me for favors. hahaha.
I got laid. I have juice.
Oh and I saw two really good shows this weekend.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Also, wtg Noah!
Nice way to rebound. Free breakfast is an excellent aphrodisiac.
Okay that makes me sounds like a pigish guy, We both hada fine night with no strings and nothing complicated.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Fuckin' awesome, Noah. Keep doin' what you're doin', cuz it's workin'.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
If a girl wants to buy me breakfast I am going to let that happen.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I think your breakfast probably lasted longer than her marriage will.
Oh its great. This is one of her old friends who is in love with her but is sketchy as hell. Nice guy but just got deported for stealing a couple hundred thousand from his dads safe. Is a felon, and on all sorts of needle drugs. But she thinks moving ot England where she can get free school is a good idea. Oh well. It was a good breakfast too.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Pretty sure she can't get free school there. If I remember correctly, they just raised tuition a couple of years ago.




I went secret Santa shopping and it was fun! And now I'm at work, but I don't have to stay long because I'm getting my hairs cut at 2. I am in serious need of a hair cut.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica