Hooray of the Day!
License for what?
My 4-40 insurance license. Having more knowledge about the industry will make me more desirable in the job market.
and just like that, a new cultie was born.
I love her.
Any misspelling or misunderstanding of this screen name is always better than what it actually is. Especially when it involves labias and Godzilla but I'll take this too.
Makes fun of?
Or honors with parody?
And if you're making this a competition, I've had this fake name since I was 15. Where's my prize?
Not a competition. Just saying if you don't like it, well.. I was a kid. Kids do things that they won't think are cool later in life.
Hah! I have astigmatism. 60/40 vision. Had no idea that was wrong. My brain interprets things my eyes can't see correctly. Sometimes I never know something I read was wrong. Getting glasses in a few weeks.
Sooooorry!
Oh and my little girl's name is Isabelle, so that's probably why I read it like that.
Most beautiful thing I've ever read. Hope all you Cult Stars have a great weekend!!
I might get killed this weekend!
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
My best friend has crabs. This isn't a hooray because I hate her but just because I can't look at her without laughing.
She told me not to tell anyone and I won't. Since I've no proof any of you are real people, this doesn't count.
And that is why we shave.
I'd never even thought about that.
See, that's what I always thought. Why can't the person just shave down there and wash really well? Do those little guys stick around even after that?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I assume if there's no hair their habitat is destroyed. I don't know anybody who's ever had crabs.
They get in clothes and bedsheets too, I remember an episode of Sugar Rush where her friend got crabs and she caught them from sharing the bed then her mum caught them from sharing her jeans. Medical information gathered from sitcoms might not be entirely correct. Please consult your GP.
What is treatment for crabs? How do you know you have them in the first place?
I asked but she wouldn't tell me shit.
Some friend. I'm downgrading her to grubby acquaintance.
This should be in the TMI thread maybe? hahaha
Hooray of the Day for me is that it's wonderfully chilly outside. It feels good.
Just found full rugby matches on Youtube as the European tours start :
https://www.youtube.com/user/Lelostream/videos?view=0
On Sex and the City didn't Charlotte catch crabs and have to use a special shampoo or cream or something?
You have to use a cream and wash all your stuff. Its like lice but on your balls. My dad told me all about it.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
This is the fucking hooray thread you negative (and obviously very dirty) nancies!
To wit:
I am taking Isabel to Disneyland next week.
See? THAT is how you do it! Yeesh...
This is why we can't have nice things.
Getting rid of rabs would be worth a good hooray if you ask me.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I want to go to Disneyland!
Anyway my hooray for today is that I finally got the right bra. Woohoo!
New bra! oh man.
I got new underwear a few days ago!?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Yeah, I finally got the right bra. This was my fourth time back to the store to get this stupid bra. It fits so good though and I'm glad I went back.
Your sweater-muffins thank you.
Disneyland. We are staying at the Grand Californian. I need a vacation. You know, away from all the workworkwork.
This is why we can't have nice things.
How did you tell your daughter? Was she surprised? Did she cry?
I've been wanting to stay there and a vacation is always nice. Except Disneyland is crazy around this time. Take a walking stick so you could smack people out of your way.
Izzi took it cool because we've been talking about it for quite a while.
The Grand is the expensivest of their hotels and we've been wanting to stay there for years. We're spending a full week; taking it real relaxed. The timing puts us in after Halloween and before Christmas really gets going which, I'm hoping, should be okay crowd-wise. Also, the recent shitty weather should help.
Plus I have the secret weapon.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Sounds awesome.
The Grand is the expensivest of their hotels and we've been wanting to stay there for years. We're spending a full week; taking it real relaxed. The timing puts us in after Halloween and before Christmas really gets going which, I'm hoping, should be okay crowd-wise. Also, the recent shitty weather should help.
Plus I have the secret weapon.
Robotic legs?
November and December are usually still pretty crowded unless you're going during the week. The Grand is classy. I wanted to stay there for my birthday. Decent restaurants there too. Hope you guys have a blast and that the weather isn't too shitty but shitty enough that the locals stay away.
Robotic legs?
November and December are usually still pretty crowded unless you're going during the week. The Grand is classy. I wanted to stay there for my birthday. Decent restaurants there too. Hope you guys have a blast and that the weather isn't too shitty but shitty enough that the locals stay away.
Wheels.
We're going day after tomorrow and staying a week. So, a weekend will be in there, but plenty of weekdays as well.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah, I figured wheels but I just wanted to say robotic legs. This week should be a good one it's right before the holiday right after another holiday. You should be in the clear. Perfect weather too.
I've always wanted to go to Disney with a disabled person! Oh man, that's the dream. Straight to the front of the queue. Get in.
See? We are useful! We live completely fulfilled lives!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hooray of the day!- Noahrm23 still alive after 4 days.
See? That's how Karma works.
I am still alive. Mostly. I wish I could come back as some crazy undead creature haunting peoples dreams and getting to look cool in all black.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Also we get the best parking spots.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I just found a $20 in a jacket pocket when I was loading the washer.
BEst way to find money
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Hell yeah!
You are half way there. You've got the black and haunting people thing down to a science. And the dead thing is inevitable. Don't rush that.
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I just sent an email introduction for an art teaching position.
And it's at middle school. My favorite level!! Those kids are crazy and they still want to learn. So cool to watch them at that age. Wish me luck!
Here is what it looks like:
Good morning,
I am very excited to apply for the position of middle school art teacher. Middle school is a place for very special educators, who have the enthusiasm to catalyze the mind. Cross curriculum and interactive tools are conducive for an over all Renaissance approach, to advance our eager young minds.
Sincerely Yours,
man, i'm glad you like teenagers / middle schoolers because someone needs to balance me out.
haha! You're a teenager? Well in that case, if I get this job, transfer over to my school and you can be the teacher's pet.
I need this job. Military reserve doesn't pay jack.
Hooray, Ronnie's a teenager!
Hooray, I completed my second work out of the week and now I'm done until Saturday, weeee.
Hooray, the week has been cut in half! Chop.
i haven't been a teenager in years, decades, centuries even!
i'm just glad you like teenagers because most of the time, i find them annoying (present company excluded of course).
I'm not a teenager anymore so you don't have to say that.
you were always the exception to the rule.
Now the rule is ironclad and loopholeless.
You hear that, teenagers? Damien Mayfair says you can fuck yourselves!
Saw my head doctor this morning. It was realyl nice and helped a lot. And he can hypnotize people. And started doing it to me it was nuts.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Ooooh, you're about to have a Donnie Darko moment!!
Jake Gyllenhall is hot.
Donnie Darko may be my favorite movie. Enough so that I decided I never want to see the sequel.
The sequel is god awful.
You keep watching it, thinking it will get better by some miracle.
Not imaginative, just a foolish doodle of a sequel.
Watch it, and be amazed...in a, cheap side show steals your monies by displaying an embryo of a seven-toed dead cat in a dirty pickle jar, kind of way.
I like sideshows.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Cleaned my car this morning. It looks clean and isnt full of filth. I wouldnt call it a date but more of catching up with an old friend. But her and I have played that flirting game for a long time now.
SO regardless its seeing people I have not seen in years. Good company and drinks.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy