Hooray for Hangovers!
Happy Birthday Isaac! I might be ten minutes early, and also only know it is your birthday because you said it was about to be but either way I am glad you did say so because I had this cake chart and I had no idea what it was talking about or where to hang it or what to do with it or if I should eat it warmed up or what. So thank goodness it is your birthday because now you can deal with the thing. 
Cheers to you!
Here is a hot chick in a bikini jumping up and down for you.
Oh sweet! Cakes to analyze and more girls to ogle at. Tomorrow's looking promising. Thanks guys!
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Happy birthday, Isaac!
Happy birthday! I hope your day is full of science and boobs.
It's your birthday! I like your opinions on things, please keep posting here for many birthdays more. Have a good day!
Happy birthday!
Thanks guise!
Tonight... was... interesting if not bad. Yesterday was better by far. Tonight's story is a bit too long for me to type right now, but it involved bailing my friends out of going to jail for driving under the influence, and getting mad at someone that really deserved it.
But hey, at least I got a nice Diesel watch and True Grit on bluray out of it.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I'm finally back with the cakes
That's a lot of little kids named Isaac! You just wait a couple of years. Isaac will be the new Murray in terms of old man names.
I had a stalker named Isaac once.
Happy (late) Birthday, mang.
In honor of your Diesel watch, I was going to post that pretend porno Diesel ad but I'm sure you've seen it a million times.
Instead, here's a disgruntled youth cake.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Happy Birthday Lib. I'll return with cakes later, my arms are too sore to lift anything right now.