Hmmm....Who are these people?
I was ultra bored and decided to search for Chuck and see what I come up with.
I found [URL=http://preview.ussearch.com/preview/preview.jsp?fc=NCLONG&TID=0&srcAdID=1050014035&sourceid=&searchZip=&searchState=OR&searchCity=&searchStreet=&searchLName=Palahniuk&searchFName=]this[/URL] which now gives us Chuck's middle name and age; Michael and 41, respectively. It also gives the names of some of Chuck's relatives.
And if someone is willing to pay money (willtupper, you know you want to!), we'll be able to find out his criminal record and whatnot.
And just so you know, I'm not a stalker, just highly bored and curious.