High School Yearbook-like Award Ceremony

its pretty cool.

we almost have a full top 15 of 1000ers.
itll be cool when we do.
and from the looks of it, frammie is shooting towards the top.

im horrified, amazed, proud of him and amused.

Who is it then, that are 1000+?
me, you, will, framstedt, rents, kitty, who else? (I am braindead right now)

[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/memberlist.php?s=&what=topposters&perpage=15]you can see the list here-o[/URL]

w00t, #1600!

w00t, indeed.

My dream is to someday outpost kitty. And that day may never come...but since I am now the 8th-highest poster I suppose it is too soon to give up the ghost, what?

yes, who knows. kitty may mysteriously and unceremoniously tell us to get fucked. you many top her posts one day. one will never know until that happens.

Jesus christ, Fram has been posting for [i]less[/i] than a month.

Well, I'd hit 600 around my one month anniversary. I mean, none of us has been here for more than 4 1/2 months, and lots of people have insane posting numbers (like me and Wes, tee hee)

its kind of disturbing, cos i look at last June- when i joined at P2-- 9+ months on, i have 1800 posts and a mod position for the arts parts-- and i look here-- a ibt under 3 months and im at 1600.

wow, i spend, ( not waste ) alot of time with you good people.

It's sad, I've been here for nearly exactly 4 and a half months, I think, and I only have 200.

Two hundred!

I should just go on a posting frenzy this week and see if I can't break 1000.

I should.

Maybe.

hahaha folks, just admit it, Frams the supreme plumbago of the post. [i]Everyone[/i] will be eclipsed in three more days.

I could beat him.

I think.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]hahaha folks, just admit it, Frams the supreme plumbago of the post. [i]Everyone[/i] will be eclipsed in three more days. [/B][/QUOTE]

yeah, technically- he will have made 350 per week- so do the math.

50 per day
350 per week
1400 per month....

oh good lord, what have done?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Eponymous [/i]
[B]It's sad, I've been here for nearly exactly 4 and a half months, I think, and I only have 200.

I should just go on a posting frenzy this week and see if I can't break 1000.
[/B][/QUOTE]

damn straight. get to it then. youve got no-one to blame but yourself.

thats sweet ::evil laughter::

Dude, I've been trying to keep up with him for the last coupla days and it's impossible. Some how he can make like 3 posts a second, so I get done reading a few other posts, make a reply, and boom, the whole first page is fucking stacked with his name. He's a machine, man. A fuckin' machine.

no idea. wait till the Framster comes back, and begin the interrogation.

I have the nipple clamps and lemon juice.

Just... don't ask where the clamps came from.

its ok mate.
i can understand.

i keep womens underwear and pink rubber gloves ( ala Tyler ) in my 'red kit box' at home. and sheriff badges.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rents [/i]
[B]Dude, I've been trying to keep up with him for the last coupla days and it's impossible. Some how he can make like 3 posts a second, so I get done reading a few other posts, make a reply, and boom, the whole first page is fucking stacked with his name. He's a machine, man. A fuckin' machine. [/B][/QUOTE]

He doesn't sleep! He doesn't feel pain! He. Just. Keeps. Posting! This is what he does!!! (from [i]Postinator[/i], an original screenplay by Tuffy.)

i am back. i am here. i am at work and i am posting. interrogate me if you must.

btw, i am extremely flattered to be the cause of so much consternation, puzzlement and competition.

competition is fun, isn't it?

Wait... Did I win? Can I thank the Academy?

you just did in your own way

Yay!

did you dance a little victory dance? my victory dance is called cowing and clamming.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]the suggestion thread will close on Sth Hem = Thu, Nth Hem = Wed -- and then i and the admin will decide the (x) amount of categories and then post it so you guys can all vote. okie dokie?

(p.s. bribes to go me ) [/B][/QUOTE]

YESH!

thank you darling i love you

i actually undertsood all that babbling. yesh i did.

i think i'm most likely to have more porn saved on my computer than you

okies people,... one day to go...and counting.

I pray only that I will get nominated for something...

I nominate Epoymous for most random post ever: in the 'favorite picture of you' thread:

And he has a shadow, so that means he's not a vampire.

I've always admired people who aren't vampires.

well, unless the Powers That Be- disagree with me-- i think the format ( and note: this isnt 100% set in concrete-- ) there will be 1 Special Award- for Overall Best Cult Member-- and about 10-15 Category ( eg. Best Thread, Worst Post etc) Awards.

and i will be making up the designs-- and when all of the votes are in-- will go on them, and there will be a 'Collect Your Award' thread'- so that you can place the art/award in your sig.

so you have something to brag about.

*openly and brazenly passes Wesley a bribe in front of everybody*

its not meant to offend- its an homage to the 'Tupper, and a Great Honour. IMO.

whats with this bible huh?

What the heck are you talking about, young man?

*shifty eyes*

trying to call you out, thats what!

Call me out? ...what the...what about the bible now? I am so totally confused.

so am i for that matter. lets start over.

why did you threaten to pull the Bible on me?

Do you mean A BRIBE? Not a BIBLE?

Wesley, muffin....please go reread what I wrote. Please.

holy shit.

im insane with insanity.
im enraged with rage.

im doing this mis-read thing alot.

apologies.

*secrets the newly found bribe in piggy bank*

You have to ask yourself: Why, oh why would I pass you a bible? That's the funniest thing I've heard all night.

That's why I like posting: it's like reading a neverending book that you just can't put down. And it's all here, and we can go back and reread our own stupidity when ever we want.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]its not meant to offend- its an homage to the 'Tupper, and a Great Honour. IMO.
[/B][/QUOTE]

I don't get this. Sorry to be dense. Is there voting involved or are the winners appointed by the admin?

yes, sorry to be unclear--that post should have had the words- [b] the Best Member wins the Jesus on Nyquil Award- (sponsored by WillTupper)[/b]. and everyone will get to vote on for the categories- its just the Admin that will decide the 10-15 categories. but everyone gets a say. its the only way.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]You have to ask yourself: Why, oh why would I pass you a bible? That's the funniest thing I've heard all night.
[/B][/QUOTE]

no idea. thats just what i read.
sorry.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]You have to ask yourself: Why, oh why would I pass you a bible? That's the funniest thing I've heard all night.

That's why I like posting: it's like reading a neverending book that you just can't put down. And it's all here, and we can go back and reread our own stupidity when ever we want. [/B][/QUOTE]
It's true! It's totally true! I love this goddam book! It's great!

::signing yearbooks:::
just wanted to say hey!! whatz ^ niggaz
see ya next year??!!!
wtf??
this post is dedicated to all the dumb ass yearbook signings i gave to myself to pretend i had friends all with the same handwriting.

...that in when i get home from work-- give or take a few hrs from [b]24[/b]hrs from now. this will be closed... and ready for categorising-ness. its your last day to make suggestions team-- so do so if youre keen.

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most likely to drink bleach (or be forced to at gun point) - nutsack.

the Amazing Groin award- Framstedt

wes, i totally feel your pain in reading something and comprehending somethine else. the other day, i was in the car with some friends and i saw a sign that i thought read "nam entertainment" and i went on a tirade about what could possibly be entertainng about 'nam...snipers shooting at you, air raids, charlie in the brush, etc. i was on a roll...until one of my friends was like "hey, it said nam extermination" and oh hafuckingha how funny it was that i thought it said entertainment...yadda yadda yadda...as if extermination makes any more sense.

anyway, i promise not to laugh at you. at least not in your face.

oh, you may if you wish. in fact, i encourage it.

will we be emailing one another gold stars for participation? spelling and grammar?