High School Yearbook-like Award Ceremony
You'd probably try to rape me, anyway.
[CENTER]a million bucks[/CENTER]
Don't be a bitch. I am not that kind of girl. I am the kind that would kick your ass and drive you to the hospital.
There is hope, but not for us.
Don't tease me.
Ooohhh, I need a cold shower.
[CENTER]a million bucks[/CENTER]
Yay! I am a tease! Something else I am not actually able to pull off IRL. The internet is brilliant.
There is hope, but not for us.
I dunno, I could compete with you for mood swings Kitty. Of course, I suppose mine are a bit less noticeable? Or are they? I dunno. I'm such a bitch. Hee.
The combination made my eyes bleed.
-[i]Wu Tang[/i]
[CENTER]a million bucks[/CENTER]
Best Use of a Full Stop = Jane S[B][COLOR=red].[/COLOR][/B]
i think best personality is perfect for jane. or "best all around" maybe, i have to give my props when i thrash her for her music and movie takes and she doesn't even restort to low blows...kudos to jane.
best dressed: moe.ron
most likely to never see the outside: will tupper
best state to be posting from: michigan (we gots will tupper, gucci ghost, orange jews, and yours truly!)
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]jane's words are more like adamantium [/B][/QUOTE]
That's not a real element, is it? *feels ashamed of her poor chem skills* But thank you everybody. I feel so loved. Some more nominations:
Most likely to shoot own foot off in a failed suicide attempt: Aurelius
Most likely to have a sucessful band: Grade Five (I don't know if he has a band, but he seems like he should)
Most likely to become a false messiah: Willtupper
Most likely to direct a highly regarded cult movie: moe.ron
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by leonardshelby [/i]
[B]Most likely to wear outfits worth more than most homes: Framstedt.
[/B][/QUOTE]
ain't it the truth . . . i've been labelled. *tears fill the eyes* i must let my tailor know the wonderful news. what will i wear when i accept the award live in person televised via satellite? *begins to ruminate*
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by leonardshelby [/i]
[B]Most likely to wear outfits worth more than most homes: Framstedt.
[/B][/QUOTE]
ain't it the truth . . . i've been labelled. *tears fill the eyes* i must let my tailor know the wonderful news. what will i wear when i accept the award live in person televised via satellite? *begins to ruminate*
gruntled is overrated anyway. i'd much rather be disgruntled any day of the week and twice on sundays. go ahead and be as disgruntled as you want to be jane s. i mean, you work in food service, for crying out loud, you are entiled to be as disgruntled as you need to be.
read: nickled and dimed why don't you.
Why thank you, framstedt, for the acknowledgement of my entitlement to be disgruntled.
Best use of color (and coolest for inventing the term CHUCK CHiCKS): Ruby, the English ghetto Sikh non-Sikh rapper girl.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]jane's words are more like adamantium [/B][/QUOTE]
No, not a real element. It's what Wolverine's claws are (were?) made of. Unbreakable, if I remember correctly. It's been a little while since I've read comics.
just so long as you don't go postal over someone asking for a double order of butterscotch pudding and whipped cream you can be disgruntled for as long as you'd like.
president, disgruntled americans united against uppity sobs
...mmmm....pudding....
I nominaten framstedt for best posts involving food.
There is hope, but not for us.
*blushes* aw, shucks. thanks, jane s. 'preciate it.
Most aggravating.
Least congenial.
Best post.
Worst post.
Biggest -ist.
Most Unheard of.
Person most likely to become Moderator.
Best Mod.
Worst Mod.
Most attractive Poster.
Most male.
Most female.
[COLOR=black][SIZE=1]i still have nothing better to say[/SIZE] [/COLOR]
[IMG]http://www.geocities.com/rip_purr_edit_encircle/award.jpg[/IMG]
who? we're dying to know!
most likely to participate in the great mixtape exchange: EVERYONE
(see movies and music thread 
)
Another board I was on did this kind of thing. It was held in a chat room and it was hilarious. We decided to make it annual. It happens in August.
[SIZE=1][COLOR=MediumTurquoise]i respect your honesty, but i detest what you're being honest about[/COLOR].[/SIZE]
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]who? we're dying to know! [/B][/QUOTE]
yeah, i agree. Rip Purr- post some nominations too please.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
Biggest babe--Wesley Sonck!!! Hell yeah!
There is hope, but not for us.
greatest ice cream hander outer - jane s.!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Biggest babe--Wesley Sonck!!! Hell yeah! [/B][/QUOTE]
*blush* oh, get out of it.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
*innocently* out of what?
Acknowledgement of my maternal ability to calm people with ice cream! Yay!
There is hope, but not for us.
yknow. the bag, the box, whatever things get let out of in this world.
[/end blush]
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
I stand firmly by my nomination.
There is hope, but not for us.
Thankyou.
Ok gang, keep going- the suggestion thread will close your Wed/ my Thursday.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
[QUOTE]I dunno, I could compete with you for mood swings Kitty. Of course, I suppose mine are a bit less noticeable? Or are they? I dunno. I'm such a bitch. Hee.[/QUOTE]
no, see, to have mood *swings* your moods actually have to swing. not just stay at "full-throttle bitch" all the time. lol.
funny how i really don't like you, but i still do.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]
it must be the cologne.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
"no, see, to have mood *swings* your moods actually have to swing. not just stay at "full-throttle bitch" all the time. lol.
funny how i really don't like you, but i still do."
Hahah, why thank ya. 
So have I got that asshole charm? Or just annoying?
i give myself an award.... worst at keeping up with everything.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]
Hahah, why thank ya.
So have I got that asshole charm? Or just annoying? [/B][/QUOTE]
no, no, dude it IS the cologne.... or the aviators.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
I don't wear cologne. I've got that 'natural BO' thing going on. Haha, just kidding, of course... I mean, okay I don't wear cologne, but I don't have BO. Or at least I don't think I do. Fuck. I probably do. >_<
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]And best Japanamation-looking avatar. [/B][/QUOTE]
I used to have a great one.
Some categories. They would take some deliberation to figure out so for now they stand empty.
Most Likely to not recieve a Most Likely:
Best Sig:
Most Quotable:
Most Efficient Avatar Maker:
Most Likely to Start a Revolution:
MOst Likley to Come Out of the Closet:
most likely to star as host on a new age game show that emphasizes torture and discomfiture
discomfiture is a great word..
[COLOR=Red] with a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.[/COLOR]
danke sehr, angelanicole.
when will we get to vote for all of these?
yeah, where's the mental patient to tell us where this thread is going?
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]president, disgruntled americans united against uppity sobs [/B][/QUOTE]
D.A.U.A.U.S. Local 674?
you got it.
brother almighty jason rebar master of ceremonies.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]yeah, where's the mental patient to tell us where this thread is going? [/B][/QUOTE]
I'm right here, in the straight jacket and all. The whole nine yards.
Wesley has sort of taken over the thread, and is using his ultra-hierchary-ness to control it.
Enjoy.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]when will we get to vote for all of these? [/B][/QUOTE]
the suggestion thread will close on Sth Hem = Thu, Nth Hem = Wed -- and then i and the admin will decide the (x) amount of categories and then post it so you guys can all vote. okie dokie?
(p.s. bribes to go me )
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
Most likely to be unemployed cause he posts so damn much: framstedt
There is hope, but not for us.
yes, indeed. i believe he's up to almost 50 a day. thats insane. but really very good.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
I know, the forums are made 10x better because of him. But I'm pissed cause he hit 1000 before me. I made 200 posts in one day last week, and he still gets there. Before me. Crap.
Best thread ever!: "Who else changed they're [sic] name?"
There is hope, but not for us.
COOOL. Words of steel that can run faster than a speeding train and et cetera!
We must never ever meet in real life, as you would be deeply disappointed.
There is hope, but not for us.