High School Yearbook-like Award Ceremony

Best Mullet: Me (Yea, I read the rules but ya know...)

Best Thread: Um...NOT mine!

Ooooof course I'm kidding!

why am i the best lay?

i think i'm most likely to kick your ass.

I'd pay good money to see that.

Hee hee hee.
Oh darling, you kill me.

I nominate Aurelius Calfield for best ever analogy:

Atlanta is like an old black man listening to jazz.

Yay!
But I'd rather be Most Likely to Become a Porn Star

Too fucking bad.

Eat your P&J sandwich, accept your awards for 'best analogy' & 'most trigger happy' and thank everyone that made this day possible.

Hahaha.
Mirkah, how you sting me.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]wait, so are we actually giving out these "awards" or just coming up with award names? [/B][/QUOTE]

yeah, we are, we iz, i am.

Most likely to die of AIDS, or a gun shot wound to the head, trying to be a porn star: My friend, Aurelius Caulfield.

Cheers!

Your very welcome, George.

George? Auri? the same person?

yesss, keep the suggestions coming Cultists.

final nomination list will be release on Wed/Thu.

My name is Nicholas Andrew Clark.
My name is Aurelius Caulfield.
My name is George Kurstofferson.

Hmmm.... Nicholas Aurelies Caourstoffersonclark.

I am loved! Briefly!

And I vote myself the most likely to spontanaeously combust.

and also most likely to visit all 50 states in a year.

and most likely to die while getting sexed up.

Because I've heard good things about all three.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by decalogue [/i]
[B]The only part of me visible is my, OH CRAP! [b]What the hell is that???[/B][/QUOTE]

it's called your face, sweetie.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]I would like to get to know you, Odd-Reigh, as we seem to be almost the same person. [/B][/QUOTE]

Well, you've got my man Will's stamp of approval so i'm all for it!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Well, I read her "love/hate" post and it was so true it scared me. And I know that I am basically Will's Odd-Reigh replacement.[/b]

Heh, I'm just a big ol' bushel of love and hate.

And you are not a replacement, partly because y'know...i'm just not one you can really replace, but mostly because YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE!!!!

anyone want to put a kitten in a bag and throw it in the river? oops! wrong thread. sorry.

Nice one, framstedt.

I want to nominate Rents for most likely to be Ewan McGregor. Or perhaps most likely to have the most truly normal life outside of the boards.

I find that deeply offensive. My life is perfect - I daydreamed it that way.

Take the offense like a man. I don't need to put up with your crap!

I'd hope not, unless you had a very unpleasant job at a sewage treatment plant somewhere near my suburb.

Those last words were blurry and I'm sure made no sense, so I'm going to get some more coffee.

And best Japanamation-looking avatar.

You are so very welcome.

Although I have yet to be nominated for anything....sigh...

Also I would like to nominate Rohan for most entertaining when you're up hijacking at like 2 in the morning. But only then.

I second that vote. There can't be -that- many people in Nebraska.

I think there's only about 2 million of us. I like being 'disgruntled.'

I vote Jane for Best Personality.

i think i should get bowling skills cuz i went today and got 2 strikes in a row on my last go

*Hail my smooth bowling moves!*

seriously dudes gimme an awardor i'll bust you all up

Ruby gets [b]Least Likely to Win Anything Ever[/b]

I want to nominate Ruby for cutest, in a little girl stuffed animal sort of way.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aurelius Caulfield [/i]
[B]I vote Jane for Best Personality. [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh God, why?

I didn't realize we're actually nominating people for these. Here's some awards I'd like to nominate for nominations:
-Least Likely to Ever Leave Their Computer to Pursue Outside Activities
-Best Avatar
-Best Looking In Your Head (that means no pictures)
-Confucius Award (most philosophical)
So on and so forth. I'll see if I can come up with more later.

here are some other nominations for nominations:

Most likely to become a fascist dictator and take control of the world: Will Tupper

Most likely to smoke a pound of pot a week: Fucko.

Most likely to drink eight pounds of coffee a week: Rohan.

Most likely to stalk Dennis: XChuck.

Most likely to wear outfits worth more than most homes: Framstedt.

Most likely to be the coolest mentally ill person/character ever: leonardshelby.

Most likely to become Zampano from [COLOR=royalblue]House[/COLOR] of Leaves: leonardshelby or XChuck.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]

Most likely to die young: knoxville
[/B][/QUOTE]

.....lol, im gonna be on the E!True Hollywood Story

if rents is ewan macgregor, i want to know. NOW.

most mood swings would probably be me. you'll be happy to know, though, some of you, that i have finally managed to yank that thing out of my ass. it was a very squiggly, many-legged thing, kind of like the thing they stuck in keanu reeves' stomach in the matrix. but i stomped it to death. so hopefully it's gone for good.

what do i get

longest sig

sweet

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]if rents is ewan macgregor, i want to know. NOW. [/B][/QUOTE]
God, don't I wish.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]most mood swings would probably be me. you'll be happy to know, though, some of you, that i have finally managed to yank that thing out of my ass. it was a very squiggly, many-legged thing, kind of like the thing they stuck in keanu reeves' stomach in the matrix. but i stomped it to death. so hopefully it's gone for good. [/B][/QUOTE]
Eew. Definitely sounds like that thing needed to come out. Glad it did.

haha, these are great guys... keep em coming for a few days more..... and it IS ok to think of a category and nominate yourself. its all cool.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]longest sig [/B][/QUOTE]

Wait, didn't Zach make it so you can only have eight lines for your signature?

**Staff Transmission**

yes, it was.
but we all trust Cult members to use common sense.

i do recall it was [b]your sig[/b] that was near half a page long.
[b]you[/b] are the reason we introduced that guideline.

Wait, what type of page? A WinWord page, or an internet page? And I know that I was the reason, you don't have to point out the obvious.

I point out to obvious in an effort to say 'stop your fucking whining'-

but, obviously i cant be nice about it.
and i feel myself having to hold back from being mean to you.
because i dont want to make the Cult/Staff/Me look bad.

Alright. I would just like to say, that I wasn't whining, and I'm still not. Also, you didn't answer my question.

*cant make even some crap attempt to not be hostile*

Narf, I hate HAVING to make sure I have the right idea.
Anywho, are you referring to what I just said, or to something to have said/was going to say/is going tosay?

Damn you Mike.
Damn you Spiffy McMartan.

Seriously, Aurelius, why would you nominate me for that? I must know! I am deeply undeserving of that nomination!

Because, Jane, your words are like steel.