High School Yearbook-like Award Ceremony

"Best Mr. Positive": Will Tupper
"Best 20 year old": Rents

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by XChuck [/i]
[B]"Best 20 year old": Rents [/B][/QUOTE]
Hahahaha, thanks, man. One of the best b-day presents yet.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by leonardshelby [/i]
[B]I think it's time to start giving out awards to people. Now, these will not be just any awards. They will be like the ones in a High School yearbook, like "Most Likely to Succeed," or "Most Likely Not to Succeed."

You know what I mean.

The catch is, you have to make up your own and can only give the award to someone else. For example, I can start off by saying "Most Coolest Person Ever." And I wouldn't be able to choose myself (alas).

Quick, begin! And have fun with the award names! [/B][/QUOTE]

Lenny!

youre quite on the ball...youre a clever young man....

now, i can confess- there IS actually in motion - a discussion of this nature- going on in the Admin/Staff forum-- we will be producing the ballot in about a weeks time.... so stay tuned.

if you have any suggestions for categories--then-- please, by all means- add them here.

Best Australian: Axel Snack.

flattery will get you everywhere XChuck- but i wont be eligible for any or many awards. perhaps that one is too subjective anyway. thanks but.

Awww. Anywho:

Best avatar maker: disx

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]there IS actually in motion - a discussion of this nature- going on in the Admin/Staff forum-- [/B][/QUOTE]
wtf? you all-powerful mofo's have your own forum? I wanna be in a secret club! That's so cool!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by XChuck [/i]
[B]Awww. Anywho:

Best avatar maker: disx [/B][/QUOTE]

ah yes duly noted.

there will be to avatar categories- animated and static-
disx is odds on to smoke the static. maybe.

and Rents, slip me a 20, and ill see what i can do

Wait, there really is a secret forum?

*passes Wes his wad of birthday money* Do I get to be in the He Man Woman Hater's club now?

"Awww. Anywho:

Best avatar maker: disx"

Like I didn't see that coming.

Hrm:

Most entertaining poster: wes or 2pk
Most likely to die young: knoxville
Most likely to become famous: will tupper

Most likely to be a Trekkie: Will Tupper

Most likely to ACTUALLY be insane (and not just pretend he is): Framstedt

Most stylish mofo: Framstedt (sporting Versace, a wheelchair and a powdered wig! Badass!) or maybe Rohan (sporting the Elf hair AND ears! Badass!)

Most likely to stalk Chuck: Will Tupper

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rents [/i]
[B]*passes Wes his wad of birthday money* Do I get to be in the He Man Woman Hater's club now? [/B][/QUOTE]

ok, youre application is going into review now.
lets the system do its thing.

*evil chuckle* or better yet *sinister guffawing*

ah, keep the suggestions coming guys n gals--
the admin are secrectly and stealthily monitoring this...

ok, just me.
same diff.

Best race car tshirt: Two PENNY kenny.

Do you think 'Worst Post Ever' - would be at all possible to award? or would it be too hard to find. I mean, im sure 1300 or so of mine are total shit- and thats only the start.

Most Likely to Become a Criminal: [b]ill Rich[/b]
Best Lay: [b]Kitty[/b]
Most Likely to be Maimed: [b]XChuck[/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]Do you think 'Worst Post Ever' - would be at all possible to award? or would it be too hard to find. [/B][/QUOTE]

It won't be hard to find but it will be hard to narrow it down

'Worst Thread Ever' might be easier.

And it's probably one that started out good until I mangled it, too

That likely, but hey - why not. Theres no fun in staying on topic after post#20. (jk)

best fatherly figure without being my father: will tupper
most likely to give a helping hand if i ever need help killing anyone: disx
most mysterious: kl0pper
wittiest lad: wes/ will/ fram
most innocent: you're fucking kidding me.
coolest threads maker: mr. sonck and mr. tupper
koolest "under his post" radio head guy, moving picture thingy: leonard shelby
most likely to seriously succeed: rents
most likely to be cool people to meet: all of you bitches

yeah, i quite fancy a:

predicted Most Easy To Approach/Meet IRL
predicted Most Easy To Unapproachable/Meet IRL

Most likely to commit suicide due to lack of love: Brock Landers.

*ouch* thats harsh dude.

Actually, I was thinking about a most likely to off themselves award, and you know, you came to mind first, X boy.

Just some categories here:

Most likely to be totally lying about themselves
Most likely to be a narq
Most likely to be CP (so we did this, but ya.. let's make it o phishul beetch)
Most likely to kill someone
Most likely to join the military
Most likely to go to jail
Most likely to turn gay
Most likely to rape someone
Most likely to join a [i]real[/i] cult
Most likely to become a religious figure (okay, that one goes to Will, of course)
Most likely to star in a porno
Most likely to kill a cop
Most likely to start a riot
Most likely to lead a revolution
Most likely to 'sell out'
Most likely to have a sex change
Most likely to join the circus
Most likely to have a terrible accident and become a quadriplegic
Most likely to secretly be a midget
Most likely to pleasure him/herself orally

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]
Most likely to be totally lying about themselves
Most likely to be a narq
Most likely to kill someone
Most likely to join the military
Most likely to go to jail
Most likely to turn gay
Most likely to rape someone
Most likely to join a [i]real[/i] cult
Most likely to become a religious figure
Most likely to star in a porno
Most likely to kill a cop
Most likely to start a riot
Most likely to lead a revolution
Most likely to 'sell out'
Most likely to have a sex change
Most likely to join the circus
Most likely to have a terrible accident and become a quadriplegic
Most likely to secretly be a midget
Most likely to pleasure him/herself orally [/B][/QUOTE]

Most likely to do all these things by the time they're 30.

some more;

most likely to make up some computer bug thing to infect us all
most likely to become famous (boring i know)

hmm i had some others, but it seems i have forgotten them

ps yeh dude i want in this bitchin' private club too!

This is amusing... I'm gonna have to start posting a lot again so's y'all don't forget me. 'Cause, you know, obscurity sucks.

i love haricots verts, simmered in white wine, shallots and garlic. an excellent accompaniment to any main course.

Mmmm, shallots...

yeh dude same as decalogue, I'm gonna start spamming so ya don't forget to vote me for something!

Haha. Good idea! Most likely to start spamming like a mofo: RubYYYYY

There, you got chosen!

most use of the word "dude": knoxville!I DONT CARE ABOUT THE RULES IT HAD TO BE SAID!!!!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by decalogue [/i]
[B]This is amusing... I'm gonna have to start posting a lot again so's y'all don't forget me. 'Cause, you know, obscurity sucks. [/B][/QUOTE]

you and me both...once upon a time my post count rivaled will's and now?

*sniff* no one knows who i am.

(maybe that's a good thing, but damnit i wanna play with the cool kids!)

im still a fan of your awesome hair and love for PULP

*heart*

awww...thankyee kindly.

just as it would happen, "Do You Know" started up as I saw your post.

i <3 Jarvis!

You're right. I've no idea who you are.

Except that you seem to resemble a plasma ball with a smiley face inside.

You really should get that looked at.

the only part of me visible there are my lips and tongue (okay, just a little of my nose and chin). heh.

i'm licking a fetish toy with a novelty lightbulb my friend and i nicknamed "happy fetish ball" screwed into it.

The only part visible of me is my head, minus my eyes courtesy of the sun glasses.

The only part of me visible is my, OH CRAP! [b]What the hell is that???[/b]

Definatly going to get some coffee now...

those lightening wands are awesome, especially when wielded by a knowing dominatrix decked out in leather, pvc or latex. yowsa. *bends over, drops trou and awaits the sting of the flogger*

Just buy your girlfriend/whatever some for her birthday or something. I'm sure she'll take kindly to the hint.

wait, so are we actually giving out these "awards" or just coming up with award names?

i have no idea, but this thread is FUN.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]wait, so are we actually giving out these "awards" or just coming up with award names? [/B][/QUOTE] How could the answer be "yes?"

applause. raucous, grandstanding applause.

We should have a Most Talented Writer award.

For which I vote Eponymous.

I want a freaking award. I am an award whore.
I would like to get to know you, Odd-Reigh, as we seem to be almost the same person.

Erm, I think you are sorely mistaken on that jane, but maybe I'm totally wrong.

Well, I read her "love/hate" post and it was so true it scared me. And I know that I am basically Will's Odd-Reigh replacement.

But perhaps you are right, as I do not know her at all, and I understand she is goth. And I am not.