Hi.
What's a girl gotta do to get some lobster around here?
It's the tits.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Speaking for myself I mean. I can't presuppose for others.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'll assume in good faith that I will see your boobs at some point.
Welcome back, Taylor.
I thought you were banned, micro-fiend.
When there's no more room in hell...
This is why we can't have nice things.
I thought Taylor was banned too.
Did you get unbanned?
I never for a second thought you were banned.
I was banned, but I've been pardoned. I've missed most of you. 
Funny thing about people being banned is they can be unbanned.
The tits it is!
Righto. I wonder who else will get unbanned.
Welcome back, Taylor. I hope you have been well.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Yaaaaaay! How is everything?
Hi! I didn't think you would ever come back, and you probably don't remember me, but I am glad you came back because I like/d you.
TAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so glad you're here!
I got up early and went to Japan and brought you back a mermaid. That's how glad I am to see you.
This is truly a day for celebration.
glad you've returned. 
HI TAYLOR!111!!!!!!!1!!
I brought a piñata.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Hey Taylor! I missed you quite much. How are you?
I can't believe you came back right after I replaced my old sig with you in it..
Welcome back!
HEY! I didn't think you'd ever come back. Good to see you.
Do you come with a Levi, or does that cost extra?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Mermaids and pinatas and well-wishes, oh my!
Erm, a quick update is in order, I suppose. I'm in school now, majoring in Psychology and minoring in Women's and Gender Studies. I'm thinking of adding a communications major as well, but I'm not sure yet. I'll decide at the end of the semester.
I have my own apartment, now, as well. I've adorned my walls with pictures of Marilyn Monroe and Barbra Streisand because I do what I want.
I've been on other forums since the Cult, but nothing has ever felt the same as this one.
Mike - What was your signature?
I know we facebook and stuff but I still missed you on here
and your boobs
and fabulous hair
and marilyn piercing
and all the other things
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
and yer THESE BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU attitude
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
and your boobs
and fabulous hair
and marilyn piercing
and all the other things
Any time I post a picture that even *looks* like my boobs might be in it, my mom calls me, Reid's mom messages me, and they both insinuate that I'm being a whore. They both have small boobs! It isn't fair! I refuse to wear turtlenecks.
I missed you too. :3
Put those away!
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
turtlenecks are itchy and constrain my neck.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Turtlenecks give me tension headaches and I haven't worn one since about 1984. They really shouldn't be allowed.
Put those away!
But what about these?
O____O
Don't hate.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
It's acceptable if the wearer doesn't have boobs, though.
Wait, who is this?
I'm not good with names. I know most people here by one name and one name only.
Helloooo! I've never known you but hello none the less!
Don't hate.
Uhm yes billions and billions of times. The one man that makes turtlenecks sexy.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
OHHH YOU"RE THAT TAYLOR!!!!
Squeeeee! :3 I'm Mae [erin mae] what the hell ever my name is. I didn't know you got blocked!
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
I'm not good with names. I know most people here by one name and one name only.
It's Taylor. She was originally writemetolife or something like that.
Taylor, it's lovely to have you back and hear you are doing so awesome with having a flat and going to school and stuff.
Thanks, Rosie. 
Subby, I dunno if we've met. Hi, though!
We have, I think.
I used to go by chubby chops.
I used to go by chubby chops.
Oh, that's right!
Howdy.
HI,TAYLOR!!!!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Mike - What was your signature?
It was Six on the Dot telling me that she's close to hating me. And then you saying, "I think I love you now." I think it was because I said I liked Spring Awakening or something..
hi tot
Mike - What was your signature?
It was Six on the Dot telling me that she's close to hating me. And then you saying, "I think I love you now." I think it was because I said I liked Spring Awakening or something..
Haha! That sounds about right.
Berto, how I've missed you.
HI,TAYLOR!!!!
This is why we can't have nice things.
HI,TAYLOR!!!!
I was going to respond with "I think I still have that picture of the guy who looks like you dressed up as Tom riding a pony." But I don't! I'm so upset!
Hi Tuffykins.
https://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q="Glenn+Danzig+on+a+pony"
This is why we can't have nice things.
That's bullshit! But LOOK.
That is the Glenn Danzig of ponies!
This is why we can't have nice things.
I keep looking at it and thinking:
Hahaha...I love this girl, y'all.
Hi Taylor!
I think you have to show us your tits or get the fuck out. Same old thing really.
Oh. No. Wait.
It might be that you have to desrcibe to us your favourite sandwich.
Either one.