HEY EVERYONE IT'S STEVE'S BIRTHAY!
let's celebrate!


lub u lotz
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."

Happy birthday, Steve!
A scuba cake for you.


Sorry Steve, they misspelt Happy birthday.
That being said, Happy birthday! At least in this universe 
I remember when Steve and me were in boy scouts. We were at a cam out one summer and we were doing some rescue maneuvers. Well they had just started when one of the other kids started to drown for real. Without hesitation, Steve jumped into the lake and saved the kid's life. Everyone cheered for Steve and everyone wanted to be around him all the time. I remember during the same summer Steve went to the local public pool and drowned. he had to be saved by the female life guard on duty. the thing is Steve didn't really drown. He did that to get her attention. Later he took her out on a date, bought her dinner and before he took her home, was all up in her guts. He was only 12. She was 16. Sure he got her pregnant and basically effed up his high school years, but man that summer he was great.

So that's what happened to Wendy Peppercorn.
Happy Birthday! I brought you a cake, but Carl blew out all the candles!
And then he rambled about making cake and inventing the universe etc... Crazy guy.
Awesome. You guys are awesome. I'm spending the day alone in my room playing the new Zelda game and there's nothing you can do about it. NOTHING.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
And then he rambled about making cake and inventing the universe etc... Crazy guy.
That lady over his right shoulder looks like she really wants a piece of that cake.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I want a piece of that cake too!
Happy Birthday, Steve. You're cool and stuff. 
Steve you're my hero!

I haven't decided which one yet though.
You broke the image!
do you have the gold wiimote? I have the gold wiimote. I've only clocked in 3 hours though. I'll get to play more once the weekend rolls around. parties are overrated anyway. I can get drunk at home.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."

Happy birthday steve!!!
I've been too seething *ahem* shy to post until now because Jes just went and got you the same thing as me and showed up first.
There's plenty of serotonin to go around! Don't seeth!
All you left me was dopamine.
So I seethe
You're very picky for someone who showed up late. I mean, I tried to save you some but some people just don't respect "DO NOT EAT" signs written in sharpie anymore.
Fashionably late you square.
I'm cool with an overabundance of dopamine, now that I know what I am getting into. Prepare to be stunned.


